Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 7, 2009 10:15:03 GMT -5
LIVE FROM WACHOVIA CENTER, PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
CAPACITY 21,600
ATTENDANCE 7,619
David Saturn-Welcome ladies and gentlemen to PWR Crash TV! I'm David Saturn and I'm sorry to say that I'm co-hosting this evenings show with Neal Steal. So Megala bailed you out did he?
Neal Steal-What Josh Mercer did kidnapping me was a disgrace! He just wanted a quick buck and Mr Megala kindly paid for my release.
"Strange it took your wonderful hero so long to come to your aid isn't it? Megala dosen't care about you Steal he just knows you're useful when it comes to helping him cheat!"
"Mr Megala also thought he was doing the viewers a favour as now we get to hear some good commentary this week! Mr Megala insisted to Luke John when he signed with PWR that I get to share announcing duties and that is exactly what will happen!"
"Al Walters is away this week but will be back to host next weeks show. In fact I believe due to the rotation system you and Walters will be hosting next weeks show. God help the poor viewers..."
"Shut up!"
"Earlier tonight RoadRage lived up to his name. We believe the vehicle we are about to witness being damaged here belonged to our latest signing here in PWR Tyler Straven."
The camera shows the parking lot of the arena. We see Road Rage driving in the parking lot of the arena.The camera zooms in close to reveal a smirk on the face of Road Rage. Road Rage pulls up beside the vehicle of Tyler Straven. As Road Rage drives into the parking spot he makes sure he scrapes the side of the car. Road Rage gets out of the truck and heads inside whistling a happy tune with a huge grin on his face.
"Well that's going to be a few hundred for a new paintjob right there."
"What an idiot RoadRage is! Tyler Straven should press charges! He's got video evidence of RoadRage caught in the act!"
"I'm not sure how RoadRage gets away with blatantly damaging vehicles but anyhow...we have just been told that Tyler Straven is backstage waiting to address the crowd. Who knows Steal you might find out now if he intends to press charges or not..."
"He should!"
{The live feed changes to looking at the New Zealand flag it slowly zooms out to see an old solid oak desk it has a small desk light under is a folder that has the letter's "PWR" written on it in red, behind the desk there is a rather large black leather chair it's back to the camera the top of a man head can be seen it's black hair slicked back the man siting in the chair is whistling what sound like the New Zealand National Anthem slowly the chair begins to swivel around to reveal none other than Tyler Straven.}
"Why don't we get chairs like that out here? We should get those nice leather chairs at ringside like the announcers in other organisations do! Not these cheap plastic things!"
"Shut up Neal he wants to speak...not sure whether he can hear us or not...I would have thought you would be happy just to be free. I doubt Mercer and those pirates gave you an easy ride...ha ha!"
{Tyler has a rather smug smile on his face as he looks up at the camera for a moment then leans forward opening the file on his desk and begins to flick through it's contents it seems he doesn't seem to impressed by what he is looking at shaking his head in disgust as he closes the folder and leans back in his chair once more and places two fingers on the point of his nose and closes his eye's as if being deep in thought, Tyler takes a deep breath and opens his eye's and clasp's his hand's in front of him as his cold blue eye's steer strait at the camera he begins to talk.}
"Hurry up then!"
"Shut up Saturn he's entitled to speak when he chooses!"
"Let me introduce myself to you the PWR fans the men, women and children who tune in every week to Crash TV, my name is Tyler Straven or as some like to call me The New Zealand Sensation, now I know allot of you fans mainly our American fan's have not received the best of education so I might forgive some of you for not having a clue as to where that is but don't worries if you head to PWR.com just for you people I have uploaded the world map and highlighted it for you consider this the beginning of Tyler Straven's parting of knowledge to help you better yourself god know's you can use all the help you can get".
"Well he's right about the fans but what about what RoadRage did! He damaged your car Tyler!"
{The fans in the arena start to boo loudly as Tyler shakes his head.}
"You're still upset because Josh Mercer blew up your mustang! He can't hear you Steal...not exactly endearing himself to our great fans is he?"
"You know I thought maybe the average PWR fan would embrace a man who is willing to take the time out of his busy schedule to educate you but I guess you are just like every other fan I have come across in this country nothing but a bunch of ego, money driven inbreed that this country seem to produce but I don't blame you really I don't it's all you know it's what you have been tough since you were able to take things in on a basic level but that is going to change fear not Tyler is here".
"Money driven ego? Hmm who does that remind you of Steal?"
"Be quiet Saturn..."
{The fans in the arena begin to chant USA as Tyler motion to somebody of camera and a bottle of water is passed to him he takes a sip of it as he wait's for the chant to die down and begins to talk again.}
"Look at this idiot crowd!"
"I don't know much about New Zealand other than it's supposed to be really boring! Straven isn't boring but he's not exactly being a great advocate for his country here is he?"
"Right now that we have established that you all at lest know three letter's of the alphabet I shall continue, tonight the eighth episode of Crash TV momentum is building more and more fans such as yourself are tuning in to see just what will happen next as we get closer and closer to PWR"s first ever Pay Per View Inaugural Brawl but first order of business is that you fans or as I like to call you leach's get the great honour and privilege of seeing me The New Zealand Sensation in the very ring tonight against well a man who let's be honest could quite possibly be the missing link that scientist have been looking for".
"He's a very articulate speaker...good standard of education in New Zealand from what I've heard unlike this country..."
{Tyler has to stop himself from laughing as the fans boo loudly he brings himself under control and once again starts to talk.}
"Very arrogant young man Tyler Straven appears to be verbally attacking these fans for no reason."
"Come on people open your eye's the guy is only just standing upright and I am pretty dam sure I seen him dragging his knuckles when he was in that ring, but you know what I am not going to sit here and go into lecture about evolution because well it would go over your head, You see I am annoyed no that's not the word I'm looking for I know the word I am going to used it's enraged that Luke John would even book me in this match I mean what was he thinking a man of my talent and skill forced to slum it with the likes of Road Rage but this is the one time were I am going to let it slide because I know everybody has to start some but don't be worried PWR fans I made sure I have been jabbed with just about every shot known to man just incase Rage has some kind of disease!"
"Ha! He's right you never know where RoadRage has been!"
{The fans boo louder now as Tyler continues to talk.}
"Enraged to face RoadRage? He should be glad he wasn't booked against Naughty Ned like Robert Carr is later tonight for the second week in a row!"
"I know some where in this arena Rage is pacing back and fourth watching this and anger is growing in him right now his fist a clenched so tight his knuckles turning white probably cursing my name that's good let the anger grow because I want you at your beast because it will only make my victory that much more better when you scream in pain as I lock you in the Sensationlizer and I hear the one thing that sends a tingle up my spine every time and you know what that is Rage the sound of your hand thumping on the ground begging for me to let go".
"Would be quite a feat to make someone as tough as RoadRage submit..."
{The fans begin to chant asshole as Tyler shakes his head.}
"He's disgusted by that language and rightfully so. There's children watching this programme."
"Call me what ever you like it but by the end of tonight you people will chant my name you will rush to the parking lot after the show is finished in the hope that you might be lucky enough to get me to sign your shirt that you spent you last five bucks on, Now if you will all excuse me I have a match to get ready for well maybe not a match it's more of an exception featuring me and here is my final thought on what is going to unfold here tonight".
"Thank God!"
"Shut up Saturn and show a little respect!"
"Tonight Rage your American dream DIES".
"Well he's not going to be poster boy for New Zealand tourism anytime soon is he?"
"You're just against him because he's foreign! Typical American bigotry! I'm American that's right but it's racists like you that give this country a bad name!"
"He was the one who started talking a load of crap about Americans! I have nothing against New Zealand just that's he the first wrestler I've seen from that country and he isn't making a good impression!"
"You hate Mr Megala as well because he's Italian..."
"I hate Megala because he's an obnoxious jackass! Straven seems to have some of Megala's less desirable personality traits. His comments were uncalled for and he got the reception he deserved! Lets go to our opening bout!"
LORD JAGUAR VS BEAR
Jon McGraw-"Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first residing in Tokyo, Japan...he weighs in tonight at 298 pounds and stands at 6,8...ladies and gentlemen...kanpeki kamen....Lord...JAGUAR!!!"
"What does that mean? The kamen thing?"
"It means perfect mask. Why not do your research for once..."
"I normally would do it! Excuse me I didn't ask to be kidnapped did I? Only just got my release 2 days ago!"
"His opponent...from deep within your mind...he weighs in tonight at 265 pounds and stands at 6,5...ladies and gentlemen please welcome Chris Champion....BEAR!!!"
"Kid Bison gave a good showing last week and he was trained by Lord Jaguar. Lets see if Jaguar can give an impressive showing and go that extra mile..."
"Bear gave an impressive showing too but was in a no win situation since he was facing the great Silvio Megala."
"Shut up about Megala..."
"Well you talked about a guy who Jaguar trained wrestling last week! Bison isn't even in the ring tonight so why shouldn't I talk about Bear losing to Mr Megala!"
"We saw Bear and we know he can give a good showing! I'm sure we can expect a good showing from Jaguar unless he has declined since we last saw him in NIWF. He looks as good as he always was to me in regards to his physical condition."
Both men circle round neither taking their eyes off the other. Finally they lock up, Jaguar positions himself behind Bear and tries a quick rollup. Bear kicks out after a count of 1. Jaguar leaps up to the top rope but misses a cross body. However he jumps to his feet immediately and takes Bear down with a drop toe hold. Jaguar goes for a armbar but Bear hits Jag with a fist to the back. Bear sweeps Jaguar’s leg from under him but misses as he drops an elbow. Both men get up to their feet and circle cautiously towards each other. Lockup and Bear applies a side headlock. Jaguar pushes Bear loose, shoots Bear off the ropes but as Bear rebounds he takes Jaguar down with a shoulder tackle.
"Bear is a strong man. Not as big as Jaguar in size or weight but he isn't called Bear for nothing..."
"That's right you can tell by the smell..."
Bear charges again, Jag drops to the mat, Bear comes charging back again and Jaguar avoids with a leapfrog. Bear rebounds and as Jaguar charges at him Bear hits him with an arm drag takedown. Jaguar responds with an arm drag takedown of his own. Jaguar follows up with a neck breaker…1,2...and Bear kicks out. Jag with a shot to the back and fists in the corner. Jag goes to whip Bear into the corner but Bear reverses. Bear charges, Jaguar avoids with a leapfrog but misses a clothesline. Bear goes for a back body drop but Jaguar lands on his feet. Hurricanrana by Jaguar but Bear gets right back to his feet. Bear hits Jaguar with an atomic knee drop…1...2...and Jaguar kicks out.
"Might make sense for Bear to try and ground Jaguar though he is more than capable of going toe to toe in a brawl with anyone."
"Jaguar's aerial offence is far superior to Bear though and that's why he needs to ground him. Bear is hardly known as an aerial specialist is he?"
Bear rolls Jaguar onto his back and then applies a surfboard submission hold. Both men are relatively strong but Jaguar is a little bit taller. Jaguar’s advantage is that his aerial offence is far superior to Bear who is not an aerial specialist. Bear releases the hold then drops an elbow onto Jaguar’s back. The crowd seem to be supportive of both men. Jaguar gets to his feet and Bear nails him with punches. Bear whips Jag off the ropes, misses a clothesline and as Jag charges back he takes Bear down with another hurricanrana.
"Hurricanrana there by Bear..."
"There see Saturn? Stick to your play by play role like you did in NIWF and call the moves! It's been ridiculous you doing colour commentary over the last few weeks!"
"I've had good reviews! You try carrying Al Walters through an entire broadcast. Plus I did colour commentary partnered with Tim Atom several times though that's after they removed you from the announce desk wasn't it?"
"I have carried Walters when we called the first show! Did it upset you Saturn not getting to call the first show?"
Bear gets to his feet but Jaguar connects with a roundhouse kick. Bear falls to the outside and Jaguar sets himself up to dive over the top rope. Bear quickly moves and Jag stops himself landing on the apron. Jag then runs across the apron and goes for a cross body. Bear however catches him and rams him face and chest first into the side of the ring. Bear throws Jaguar back in the ring and stomps on him. Bear drops Jag across the knee..1,2...and Jag kicks out. Bow and arrow submission by Bear who obviously seems to be trying to ground Jaguar and limit his high flying offence. Bear releases the hold after a few moments pulling Jag to his feet.
"Submission applied by Bear there though I don't think he expects Jaguar to submit at this stage..."
"Why is he releasing the hold? Like I said before Bear needs to keep Jaguar grounded...not that I care I don't like either of these 2!"
"Both men are very popular with this crowd and are certainly putting on a good show here tonight. Excellent wrestling!"
That may have been a mistake as Jag ducks around the back and cradles Bear…1...and Bear kicks out. Clothesline by Bear and whips Jag into the turnbuckle. Jag goes for a leapfrog but Bear anticipates it stopping himself in mid charge. Bear catches Jag but Jag slips loose and hits an arm drag takedown. Bear pulls himself up in the corner but Jaguar hits him with a dropkick to the back of the head. Bear falls to the outside having been pushed face first into the turnbuckle. Jaguar measures Bear waiting for him to get to his feet then flip dives over the top rope and takes out Bear. Then Jaguar throws Bear back into the ring and goes for the cover…1,2...and Bear kicks out.
"See I was right about his aerial prowess!"
"I did see him wrestle in NIWF you know? I know he's good in the air Steal!"
Jaguar whips Bear off the ropes but Bear halts. Jaguar goes for a clothesline over the top but Bear goes for a back body drop. Jaguar lands on the apron and drives his head into Bear’s ribs. Bear falls with his head hanging over the bottom rope. Jaguar does a flip in mid air back taking himself back inside the ring. He then runs off the ropes and hits Bear with a 619 style move. Jaguar goes for another hurricanrana but Bear catches him. Bear sets up for a power bomb but Jag reverses and hits a sit down power bomb! 1,2...and Bear kicks out. Jag hits Bear with shots to the head and whips him into the corner. Bear connects with an elbow as Jaguar charges at him.
"Bear is climbing too slowly and he just got caught on the top rope!"
"That's why Bear isn't exactly known for his aerial ability as I pointed out earlier in my expert analysis...foolish move by Bear."
Bear then climbs to the second rope but Jaguar connects with a flying elbow. A foolish move and Jaguar goes for an hurricanrana off the top. Bear reverses before hitting the ground and rolls Jaguar up…1,2...and Jaguar kicks out. Bear showed a great counter there making up for the mistake of going to the top rope. Bear goes for a northern lights suplex, Jaguar resists and Bear hits him in the back. Bear tries for a sit down power bomb, Jaguar tries to counter but Bear finally hits it. 1,2...and Jaguar kicks out. Bear pulls Jag to his feet and places him on the top turnbuckle. Bear climbs up looking for a suplex but Jag pushes him off.
"There he goes again getting knocked off the ropes!"
"He was going for a suplex that time! You don't need to be an aerial specialist to hit a suplex from the top rope!"
Jaguar then comes off the top rope and takes Bear out with a flying DDT! 1,2...and Bear kicks out. Jaguar climbs back to the top but Bear stops him and goes for a power bomb. Jaguar tries to fight off with punches then Jag hits the hurricanrana again! 1,2...and Bear kicks out. Jaguar goes back to the top rope but Bear cuts him off again. Bear pulls Jaguar into the centre and goes for a piledriver…Jaguar counters, slips round and hits the JAGUAR BUSTER! 1,2...3!
"Great match! Good pure wrestling!"
"As if you like pure wrestling! All that smashmouth stuff you like isn't it? That's what you said weeks back...."
"I like all kinds of wrestling Steal! I'm actually a wrestling fan not somebody who spends his whole life kissing ass! Lets go to commercial..."
The winner at 8:57, by pinfall…Lord Jaguar!
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HARDCORE MATCH
TREVOR STONE VS TRACY ADKINS
"Well Trevor Stone and Tracy Adkins are in the ring for their match here tonight. Stone dosen't look happy here but he might be forced to fight back..."
"Tracy Adkins is right to punish Trevor Stone. He let Tracy down last week..."
"Adkins is a sick individual and proclaimed this match would be like a father punishing his son. As if they know anything about what its like to be a father after the suffering they put Hell through..."
Stone looks reluctant to fight and stares expressionless into the crowd. Tracy attacks from behind and pounds on Stone with punches. Adkins goes to throw Stone over the top rope but Stone holds on. Stone realising he has to fight back or get massacred dodges a clothesline and nails Adkins with a spinning heel kick. Adkins is knocked to the outside and begins walking up the ramp seemingly now he no longer wants to fight. Stone despite his initial reluctance follows and begins punching Tracy. He then proceeds to suplex Adkins on the ramp. Stone pulls Adkins to his feet and rams him head first into the barricade then chops him.
"How dare he hit his master! When somebody gets sentenced with a lashing they don't fight back..."
"I think Adkins wants Stone to fight back...like I said he isn't mentally right. He needs help..."
Stone goes to whip Adkins into the barricade again but Tracy reverses sending Stone back first into the barrier. He then repeats the move before throwing Stone back inside the ring. Adkins reaches under the apron and pulls out a trash can lid. He nails Stone twice with the lid before Stone responds with a kick sending the lid flying into Adkins face. Stone ships Adkins off the ropes and hits him in the face with the trash can lid. Stone then delivers a hard shot with the lid to the back of Adkins lid. He then rams his face into the mat. Adkins rolls to the outside and reaches underneath for something. Stone follows but Adkins sprays him in the face with a fire extinguisher.
"Nasty welts on both these men from that wasp attack...they were fortunate security was there to get rid of the wasps"
"No allergic reaction either...both these men are tougher than shoe leather Saturn. After the beating they took from Hell it says something for their toughness that they are fit to wrestle here tonight...if you can call this hardcore crap wrestling!"
Adkins hits Stone with right hands and throws him back into the ring. Adkins then grabs a char from ringside. Heading back into the ring Tracy swings the chair and Stone ducks. Stone kicks Adkins in the ribs and gives him a DDT on the chair. Stone then looks under the apron and pulls out a trash can not just a lid. Stone seats Adkins on the chair and punches him. Stone picks up the trash can and looks like he’s about to kick it into Adkins face. Adkins however springs up and nails Stone with a dropkick sending it into Adkins face. Adkins places the trash can over the head of Stone and whacks the can with the steel chair. Stone staggers round with the trash can still over his head. Adkins then sets the chair down and hits Stone with a drop toe hold sending Stone face first into the chair. Adkins then pulls Stone up and delivers the DECAPITATOR!!! Adkins makes the cover…1,2...3!!!
The winner, at 3:39...Tracy...ADKINS!!!
"Tracy Adkins with his first victory here in PWR over his so called "son" Trevor Stone."
"I wonder if he's related to Silver Stone...remember him he was in the..."
"Oh shut up Steal! Nobody has seen Silver Stone for 5 years since your hero fired him! Look at Adkins he's ordering Stone to follow him..."
Stone and Adkins walk up the ramp together with Adkins yelling some verbal abuse at Stone all the way.
"Don't know why Trevor Stone is taking this abuse from Adkins..."
"Adkins brought him into PWR and Stone let him down last week! Adkins said he would teach him a lesson and he did! Stone got the beating he deserved..."
"Well it wasn't all one way traffic was it? We will be right back in just a moment..."
LIVE! SATURDAY NOVEMBER 28TH ON PPV!!!
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TYLER STRAVEN VS ROADRAGE
RoadRage is already in the ring as the Jon McGraw introduces Tyler Straven.
"His opponent...from Christchurch, New Zealand...he weighs in tonight at 226 pounds and stands at 6 feet tall...making his PWR debut...please welcome...Tyler STRAVEN!!!"
God of nations! at Thy feet
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our Free Land.
Guard Pacific's triple star,
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Zealand
The lights dim and begin to flicker blue and red as The New Zealand national anthem begins to play the fans instantly boo as none other than Tyler Straven step out onto the ramp. Tyler has on his normal wrestling tights with the New Zealand flag all over them and a white pair of wrestling boots.Tyler adjust's his elbow pads as the fans start into a USA chant in an attempt to drown out his music but he just raises his hand to his ear as if he cant hear the fans as his music continues to play.
Men of ev'ry creed and race
Gather here before Thy face,
Asking Thee to bless this place,
God defend our Free Land.
From dissension, envy, hate,
And corruption guard our State,
Make our country good and great,
God defend New Zealand.
Tyler takes a moment before he make his way down the ramp a smile across his face as he gets into argument's with the fans as he makes his way down the ramp he stops at the steel steps and motions with his finger and yell out NZ number 1 as the fans boo some even throwing there empty cups at him.
Peace, not war, shall be our boast,
But, should foes assail our coast,
Make us then a mighty host,
God defend our Free Land.
Lord of battles in thy might,
Put our enemies to flight,
Let our cause be just and right,
God defend New Zealand.
Tyler steps in the ring a smile on his face as he makes his way over to his corner and begins to stretch as he awaits the match to start.
"Not sure what McGraw was thinking asking the fans to welcome Straven! As if they would after being verbally barraged earlier for no reason!"
"Look at Straven he's getting right into the face of Hell's puppet RoadRage!"
"RoadRage is no puppet! Do you see Hell at ringside? RoadRage wants to get the business done on his own here...we haven't seen Straven in the ring so lets see if he can back up his remarks in the ring."
Both men talk trash to each other as they go face to face. Tyler arrogantly shoves RoadRage away and RoadRage responds with a right hand. Both men hammer away on each other exchanging blows. Straven hits an uppercut which staggers RoadRage. Immediately Tyler pounds on RoadRage with fists and kicks and RoadRage becomes tied up in the ropes forcing a break. Tyler rams RoadRage face first into the turnbuckle. Straven whips RoadRage into the opposite turnbuckle. RoadRage charges and Tyler elevates him into the air with a back body drop. RoadRage gets to his feet and Straven goes for a body slam. RoadRage almost counters with a small package but Straven holds on.
"RoadRage has some stitches in his head after being hit with a baseball bat by Trevor Stone last week. Straven will be looking to open up that cut..."
"Straven dosen't want the blood of RoadRage all over him! Clean country New Zealand!"
Instead of the body slam Tyler delivers a backbreaker instead. Straven with an elbow drop and then applies a reverse chinlock. RoadRage gets to his feet and breaks the hold with elbows and a rake to the face. RoadRage follows up with more blows and a dropkick. RoadRage then rolls Straven up…1,2...and Straven kicks out. RoadRage goes for a flying head scissors but Straven catches him and drops RoadRage neck first across the top rope. Straven talks some trash to RoadRage and delivers a swinging neck breaker. Straven taunts the crowd and then hits RoadRage with the DREAM KILLER!!! 1,2...3!!!
"Well I must admit he backed up the boasts about his ability. Very impressive debut by Tyler Straven."
"Reluctant credit is not proper credit! It was a fine win by Tyler Straven who is in the big time where he belongs! He's putting New Zealand right on the map!"
The winner at 2:20, by pinfall…Tyler…STRAVEN!!!
"Yes he's going to give the impression everyone in New Zealand is as egotistical as he is..."
"It's called confidence. He's obviously a great wrestler why shouldn't he say so? What about fatass Skull your good friend? He always said he was good..."
"Skull was a multiple time NIWF world champion. You need a little bit of cockiness to be a champion but there's cocky and there's egotistical. This guy is egotistical and the only guy who might be more arrogant in this company is the world champion! We will be right back stay tuned..."
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HARDCORE MATCH
NAUGHTY NED VS ROBERT CARR
"Well here comes Robert Carr looking unusually happy considering he's about to face Naughty Ned."
"Well I like Robert Carr from what I've seen of him but I wouldn't be smiling if I was about to face that homosexual..."
"Better to be openly gay than in the closet Steal! You should learn something from Ned..."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Robert Carr comes out to the ring with a big smirk on his face while getting away with Murder blares over the speakers. Carr gets in the ring and waits for Ned. Ned's theme song You Shock Me All Night Long blares and Naughty Ned comes to the top of the ramp. He stands with one hand on his hip and waves to the crowd with the other. Ned is wearing a halter top to better reveal his forty four triple d breasts and a very short skirt. Ned looks at Carr and hugs himself as he blows a kiss to Carr. Carr turns around and slaps at his own ass telling Ned to kiss it. A huge smile comes over Ned's face as he licks his lips and nods his head yes. Carr screams at Ned cursing at him. As soon as Ned climbs on the ring apron Carr nails him with a high knee to the ribs. The bell rings and Robert Carr measures Ned with a huge closed fist. He grabs him from behind taking him down with a hair pull. Ned maneuvers out quickly but Carr nails him with a vertical suplex.
"Robert Carr is really going to work on Naughty Ned. He's all business not an embarrassment to the wrestling business like Ned is!"
"Ned beat Carr and made him look like a fool last week. Ned can get the job done in the ring and could make Carr look like a fool again. I feel sorry for Carr to some extent but it is a little bit funny..."
"What's funny? If Carr quit because of Ned you would be happy to see an excellent wrestler like Carr forced out by this idiot?"
"Carr wanted this rematch so he could avenge his loss last week. I don't feel sorry for him tonight he knows what he's getting into now..."
Robert Carr stomps the head of Ned and applies a choke hold as he pulls Ned onto the ropes. Ned struggles to breath as Carr applies pressure. Robert decides to break the hold due to the official threatening to DQ him. Carr then turns to the crowd and points at Ned and motions with his hands how he is going to break Ned in half. As Robert turns around He is met with a head butt to the mid section as Ned is getting to his feet. Ned rushes to the ropes and drops kicks Carr in the head. Carr rolls around holding onto his head. Ned comes over and lifts Carr in a sitting position. Ned then turns to face Carr and lifts up his skirt and shoves Carr's head under it. Then Ned moves around grinding and rubbing Carr's face in his private area. Carr screams a muffled scream and begins struggling to get out. Carr breaks loose and rolls to the floor. The official turns to Ned and gives him a warning but Ned tells him "HEY MISTER THIS IS A ANYTHING GOES MATCH SO YOU BITE THAT TONGUE RIGHT NOW SEXY" Ned taps the official on the ass and he jumps to one side and stares at Ned with a worried look.
"That should be a disqualification! You can't treat a PWR official like that!"
"It's no DQ you idiot!"
Carr now with his senses gathered grabs a steel chair. Ned sees this and rushes at Carr with a baseball slide as Carr turns around. Ned nails him. He rams Carr into the steel steps and then grabs Carr and shoves him back into the ring. Ned stops to adjust his skirt before getting back in the ring. As Ned goes to pick up Carr Ned gets a thumb drove into his eye. Carr gets up and grabs Ned and body slams him. Robert Carr then presses his foot across Ned's throat. Carr looks at Ned and says "There now you won't be able to put nothing down there for a long time" Then Carr continues to add more pressure. Next Carr decides to scoop up Ned and body slam him. Once again Robert places his foot on Ned's throat and pushes hard trying to cut off his wind.
"If Carr keeps this up he will seriously injure Ned..."
"Well you can't say Ned didn't bring this onto himself! Poor Robert Carr has had just about enough provocation of the kind he especially dosen't want!"
Carr goes to pick up Ned but Ned rolls him into a small package nearly scoring a three count. Carr kicks out but Ned gets a second wind and hits a Back breaker on Carr. Ned nails a two foot stomach stomp then makes a pin fall attempt. One...Two... No KICK OUT!
"It looks like Naughty Ned is about to make a comeback! If he keeps this up he will beat Carr!"
"Look at him rubbing himself? The man is pure filth there's children watching this."
"Well PWR aren't aiming at children Steal! This is an adult show not PG rated!"
Ned waits for Carr to get up. He jumps up on Carr shoulders and then turns himself around with his crotch facing Carr's face. Ned rubs himself a bit as he buries his fingers in Carr hair and pulls Carr's face forward. Carr swings wildly and Ned flips Carr over. Carr gets up and but Ned nails him with a clothesline!
"Great clothesline there...Ned is tougher than he looks...wait what is this..."
"Trevor Stone and Tracy Adkins? Hey wait they just tripped Ned! Maybe they are just as disgusted as I am by this fool making a mockery of this great sport!"
Just then Trevor Stone and Tracy charge the ring. As Ned backs into the ropes Stone trips him. Tracy comes off the top ropes with a huge elbow to the back of Ned's Head. Carr stops and looks on not sure what to do. Tracy and Stone beckon Carr to join them. Carr hesitates then he decides to take a few cheap shots at Ned who is down.
"What are these two doing in this? This isn't right!"
"You said it was an anything goes match Saturn they have every right to be out here..."
"Wait it's Hell and RoadRage! It's chaos out here!"
As The trio begin to do a beat down on Ned Hell and Road Rage come out and climb in the ring. He grabs Trevor Stone by the throat and choke slams him. Road Rage grabs Tracy and pulls him to the outside of the ring and begins to pummel him. Robert Carr gets Ned to his feet and prepares to whip him into the ropes. At the same time Hell standing back to back with Carr draws back with a huge fist but accidentally hits Robert Carr in the back of the head with his elbow. Hell looks quickly at Carr who is still on his feet and Hell turns his attention back to Stone thinking Carr is OK. Ned spins around quickly and Hits his finisher on Carr. He then slowly crawls over Carr licking Carr from the face down to his stomach. Ned covers Carr almost in and embrace as he wraps his feet and arms around Carr. The official slides into position and begins a count...One...Two...Three...
Ladies and gentlemen your winner of the match at 7:57...Naughty... NED!!!
"Well looks like Carr has lost again! Why though did Adkins and Stone help him?"
"Hell and RoadRage had no right to get involved..."
"Why not? You didn't mind Adkins and Stone interfering? I hope we get some answers soon...it looks to me though like Robert Carr may have joined up with Stone and Adkins...lets go to our main event!"
NO 1 CONTENDER MATCH
HELL VS LANCE INVICTUS
Hell is already in the ring having interfered in the previous match. Jon McGraw begins to introduce Lance Invictus...
"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! His opponent...from Seaside Heights, NJ...he weighs in tonight at 285 pounds and stands at 6,3...he is the Lord Of War...Lance...INVICTUS!!!"
"He better not be thinking about using the figure 4 leglock again! That's Mr Megala move..."
"What will you do about it if he does Steal? You should go and tell him...it would be fun to see what he does to you if you try! Megala wasn't the first to use that move either many famous wrestlers have used it..."
"Mr Megala was first to use it in PWR therefore it is only right the move is his exclusive property in PWR rings!"
"It's a wrestling move you fool not a trademark!"
"He needed to copy Mr Megala...you see Invictus knows Mr Megala is the best. Once Mr Megala calmed down from the disrespect he understood Lance was just admitting he's not in Mr Megala's league!"
"You talk some rubbish don't you! Nonsense!"
"Go on Lance get in the ring...coward!"
"Hell is blocking him are you blind?"
Lance goes to enter the ring and Hell cuts him off. Lance goes to enter again and Hell does the same thing. Lance looks frustrated but finally manages to get into the ring. Lance charges at Hell immediately hitting him with punches. Lance then goes for a power slam but Hell isn’t going to allow himself to be lifted like that so early in the match. It would be hard enough if he was tired. Hell lands on top of Lance and as Lance holds is ribs Hell gets up. Hell kicks Lance in the ribs and then elbows him in the back. Chops by Hell in the corner and kicks to the chest. Hell then simply tosses Lance across the ring showing his great strength.
"Hell is the classic case of all strength and no brains! Did you hear Lance and his lame jokes about Kid Bison? Kid cow, kid cattle...how lame is that!"
"Working for Silvio Megala at Megala Enterprises you should be used to hearing lame jokes! Hell has scary strength I have rarely seen anyone as intimidating other than Skull..."
"Skull was great in his prime before he put on the extra pounds...though he was an obese fool the first time we saw him!"
Lance pulls himself up in the corner but Hell pulls him into the centre of the ring. Hell drives a knee into the head of Invictus. Lance looks dazed and releases a wild swing almost hitting the referee which would have been disastrous since he may have been disqualified. Lance looks almost concussed and Hell chokes him over the top rope.
"Hell nails Lance in the back of the neck there. He's targeting the possible weak spot since Lance injured his neck a couple of weeks ago. Or should I say had it injured for him by a brutal attack..."
"Mr Megala simply wanted a handshake. Invictus needed the respect beaten into him..."
"Hell is unstoppable so far. Lance said that Hell was overmatched. I think Lance is certainly the more intelligent of the two men by some distance but he's certainly not putting up a fight at the moment...well he might have a chance to regroup here...Hell is a man possessed at the moment though..."
Another shot to the back and Lance falls to the outside. Lance tries to regroup and shake off the early cobwebs. Hell has completely dominated Invictus in the opening stages.
"At the moment Lance seems clueless as to what he can do to take Hell down."
"Mr Megala would know what to do..."
Hell comes to the outside and throws Lance back into the ring. Hell head butts Lance and whips him off the ropes. Hell tries a big boot but misses, Lance rebounds off the opposite side, Hell misses a clothesline and Lance then takes out Hell’s knee with a chop block. That is exactly what Lance needed to take the massive Hell off his feet. Hell holds his knee and Lance goes to work on it with stomps. Lance then goes to the outside and pulls Hell towards the corner. Lance rams Hell’s knee into the ringpost. The referee tells Lance to get back into the ring.
"The official is probably trying to prevent Lance from doing more damage. Hell's knee may well be damaged..."
"Invictus needs to get Hell down on the mat but he isn't quite able to do so..."
Lance kicks Hell in the knee but Hell keeps landing on his good knee. Another kick to the knee and a shot to the head by Lance. Concentrating on the leg and Invictus then punches Hell hard in the face. Lance goes back to the knee as Hell tries to use the ropes to stay up. Hell is using his good knee to ensure Lance can’t fully ground him. Lance tries to lift Hell but realises that probably still won’t work. He quickly punches Hell and goes back to the knee. Hell gets to his feet however and a clothesline by Invictus has little impact. Another clothesline doesn’t work and Lance fails with a third attempt. Hell is staggering but a fourth clothesline still won’t put him down.
"You can keep chopping away Lance but you won't get Hell down! I can't really say I like either of those men I wouldn't care if they destroyed each other..."
"Well Megala would love it if the winner of this match goes into the PPV injured..."
Lance goes to the top rope and hits a flying clothesline which does take Hell down. 1,2...and Hell kicks out. Hell kicked out with such force Lance was actually propelled into the air. Hell is slow getting to his feet however so Lance climbs to the top rope again. Lance goes for a double axe handle but Hell catches him round the throat! Hell signals for the choke slam and lifts Lance up! Hell however lifts Lance too high and Invictus wraps his feet around Hell’s head. Hell tries to shake him off and tries to ram Lance into the corner. Lance manages to get his feet positioned onto the turnbuckle and hit’s a top rope bulldog!
"Bulldog off the top rope! Lance Invictus has true fighting spirit!"
"He's going for the F5...as if he can do that to Hell...wait a moment...I can't believe it!"
Hell gets to his feet and Lance goes for the F5! With all the strength he can muster Lance lifts Hell! Lance then hits the F5 but is unable to do it with maximum force due to Hell‘s weight. Hell gets to his feet looking dazed and Lance delivers a reverse DDT! Lance then climbs up to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbow drop shades of Randy Savage! 1,2...3!
The winner, at 7:02...Lance...INVICTUS!!!
"Lance Invictus is going to Inaugural Brawl to face Silvio Megala for the championship!"
"He might have chopped down a massive barrier here tonight but the billion dollar emperor will be the one laughing all the way to the bank come Inaugural Brawl!"
"Wait a moment...Lance turn around! My GOD!"
After the match is over Hell slides out of the ring and lifts the apron. He reaches under and pulls out a shovel. He slides back into the ring and when Lance turns around Hell swings the shovel and levels Lance with it. Blood splatters and Hell motions to the back. Road Rage comes out carrying a body bag and brings it to the ring. He passes it to Hell and then slides into the ring. Road Rage helps Hell shove lance into the body bag. They zip it up and then carry lance up the aisle. The camera follows closely behind. They proceed to the exit door and go out back. Hell and Road Rage stop in front of a big garbage dumpster. Hell looks at the camera and begins speaking.
Silvio Megala I want you to watch very closely at what you are about to see.
Hell and Road Rage lift up the body bag and toss it into the dumpster Then Road Rage slams the lid and paddle locks it.
"Silvio Megala that is what you do with left overs. You toss it too the trash. Tonight i want to set an example and this is the start of my path of destruction here. You see Silvio you can run and you can hide but sooner or later i will find you and i will be relieving you of that championship belt. Your days here as Champion are numbered and so is your rain of tyranny. Soon Silvio....very soon i will be seeing you!"
Hell turns around and he and Road Rage turn and walk away.
"I know Hell must be frustrated. We know his daughter is ill but this could be a major blow for Lance Invictus!"
"Well we don't need that type of violence...Hell is a nutcase..."
"You have a big smile on your face. Don't pretend you didn't like that Steal! You would love Lance to go into the ppv injured! He might have a serious concussion...well that's it for now tune in next week live on PWR Crash TV!"