Post by kidbison on Oct 25, 2009 13:49:43 GMT -5
[shadow=brown,left,300]October 25th 2009
Chicago Illinois[/shadow]
As the camera fades in we see a large room filled with reporters and cameramen. In the front of the room is large stage with a podium on it. A mic and glass of water sit atop the podium. Behind the podium on the wall is a PWR banner. In front of the podium, below the stage is a mic stand. As cameras flash one after another the wrestler known as Kid Bison comes walking out to the podium. He looks out at the sea of news people and smiles to himself. He taps the mic a few times before he begins to speak.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first of many news conferences by the future PWR World Champion, Kid Bison. All of you probably have a lot of questions which I am more than happy to answer but before we do that let me first make a statement.
The reporters begins to file behind the mic stand so they can ask there question when Kid Bison is ready.
I would like to take this time to thank PWR owner Luke John for taking a chance on a rookie like myself. As this will be the first time I enter the wrestling ring I can’t assure him that my matches will be pretty but I will do my damnedest to try to at least put a few asses in the arena seats. I would also like to thank my opponent for this week Lance Invictus for agreeing to be the first victim on my rise to the championship. Although his stock has fallen greatly as of late, a win over him will mean I would be the number one contender to Silvio’s title. At least it should since he was the other finalist in the PWR title tournament. With that said I will open the floor up to your questions.
A lanky man wearing a cheap sport coat is the first one in front of the mic.
Kid Bison, I’m Mike Barton of Wrestling Digest and I want to know what makes you think you have what it takes to hang with the stars of PWR?
First off, no offense to the guys in PWR but I have yet to see one actual star. Most of these guys seem to be the left over slop from a dead federation called NIWF. The dregs not good enough to go to a real federation so they got together and opened there own up. As for the rookies, well they made a huge mistake coming here if they think it would help their careers in any shape or form.
As for what makes me think I can hang here…well I was trained by the greatest wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots. The only Perfect Wrestler in the business’s long and storied history. Everything he knew he taught to me and I have taken those lessons and cranked them up to eleven. When you see me dismantle Lance then all doubts about me will be erased.
A rotund man in a bowler hat walks up to the mic next.
Kid Bison, I’m Jack Johnson from Pro Wrestling Illustrated. Can you tell us the name of your trainer and maybe shed some light on why you are here and not him?
First off Jack I can not name my trainer on PWR TV due to legal issues but I can say he is a native of Chicago, he has held titles in numerous federations of greater prestige than this one, and he is a familiar name to anyone who has ever watched a wrestling program.
Now, the reason I am here is quite simple Jack, I am here to capture the PWR title and shove it in the face of the entire PWR roster! You see my trainer would have done it himself but certain wrestlers here were afraid of him so I was sent in his steed. With me being younger, stronger, and faster the PWR management may have made a huge mistake…ne the roster here will have to live with!
A woman holding a purse walks up to the mic.
Linda Williams from channel 23 in Chicago. Kid Bison if the trainer is the person who we all suspect it to be why is it your acting like such a heel when he is the most loved face in this sport?
Linda it seems my comments have come off in the wrong way. English is not my first language and sometimes I misspeak and say things in a way that I do not intend. You see PWR is a new federation and the current crop of wrestlers bring nothing but shame to this company and business. I only want to take this federation to the next level and the only way to accomplish that is to toss the trash out. You see I am doing this not for myself but for the fans. They deserve a PWR they can respect and enjoy, not the current farce that has the audience chanting boring ever two minutes.
A man wearing a black suit walks up to the mic.
Paul Andrews from Fox Sports. How have you prepared for your first opponent, Lance Invictus?
To be honest I have done very little extra training if that is what your asking. I have caught a few of Lance’s promos from the past few weeks but all they managed to do were put me to sleep. Which is better than watching his matches because the one I did see actually cause my eyes to throw up. However, I still did my normal routine of push ups, sit ups, running, weight lifting, sparring with my trainer, and the most important thing of all…eating plenty of pure beef hamburgers!
A nerdy looking guy walks up to the mic next.
Jason Combs from the website, Wrestling is Awesome dot com. What can we expect to see from you on Crash TV this week?
Expect to see moves that the rest of these guys can only dream about attempting. Prepare to see me treat Lance like my personal bitch. Prepare to see the pinnicle of wrestling prowess put this place on the map once and for all. That is what you can expect Jason. Now that is all thime I have for questions but I will close this press conference with a final statement.
Lance, you may have been a huge fish in a tiny pond here in PWR before my arrival but now that I am here get ready to jerk the curtain and be known as that guy Kid Bison beat in his debut! Nothing you can do will prepare you for what I am capable of. Nothing you do will stop me from running through you like a knife through warm butter. The only thing you can be proud of is the fact you will forever be known as the first of many victims that I cripple and put out of the fans misery. I am Kid Bison, El Toro Loco and you are but a gnat buzzing in my ear asking to be swatted!
Chicago Illinois[/shadow]
As the camera fades in we see a large room filled with reporters and cameramen. In the front of the room is large stage with a podium on it. A mic and glass of water sit atop the podium. Behind the podium on the wall is a PWR banner. In front of the podium, below the stage is a mic stand. As cameras flash one after another the wrestler known as Kid Bison comes walking out to the podium. He looks out at the sea of news people and smiles to himself. He taps the mic a few times before he begins to speak.
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first of many news conferences by the future PWR World Champion, Kid Bison. All of you probably have a lot of questions which I am more than happy to answer but before we do that let me first make a statement.
The reporters begins to file behind the mic stand so they can ask there question when Kid Bison is ready.
I would like to take this time to thank PWR owner Luke John for taking a chance on a rookie like myself. As this will be the first time I enter the wrestling ring I can’t assure him that my matches will be pretty but I will do my damnedest to try to at least put a few asses in the arena seats. I would also like to thank my opponent for this week Lance Invictus for agreeing to be the first victim on my rise to the championship. Although his stock has fallen greatly as of late, a win over him will mean I would be the number one contender to Silvio’s title. At least it should since he was the other finalist in the PWR title tournament. With that said I will open the floor up to your questions.
A lanky man wearing a cheap sport coat is the first one in front of the mic.
Kid Bison, I’m Mike Barton of Wrestling Digest and I want to know what makes you think you have what it takes to hang with the stars of PWR?
First off, no offense to the guys in PWR but I have yet to see one actual star. Most of these guys seem to be the left over slop from a dead federation called NIWF. The dregs not good enough to go to a real federation so they got together and opened there own up. As for the rookies, well they made a huge mistake coming here if they think it would help their careers in any shape or form.
As for what makes me think I can hang here…well I was trained by the greatest wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots. The only Perfect Wrestler in the business’s long and storied history. Everything he knew he taught to me and I have taken those lessons and cranked them up to eleven. When you see me dismantle Lance then all doubts about me will be erased.
A rotund man in a bowler hat walks up to the mic next.
Kid Bison, I’m Jack Johnson from Pro Wrestling Illustrated. Can you tell us the name of your trainer and maybe shed some light on why you are here and not him?
First off Jack I can not name my trainer on PWR TV due to legal issues but I can say he is a native of Chicago, he has held titles in numerous federations of greater prestige than this one, and he is a familiar name to anyone who has ever watched a wrestling program.
Now, the reason I am here is quite simple Jack, I am here to capture the PWR title and shove it in the face of the entire PWR roster! You see my trainer would have done it himself but certain wrestlers here were afraid of him so I was sent in his steed. With me being younger, stronger, and faster the PWR management may have made a huge mistake…ne the roster here will have to live with!
A woman holding a purse walks up to the mic.
Linda Williams from channel 23 in Chicago. Kid Bison if the trainer is the person who we all suspect it to be why is it your acting like such a heel when he is the most loved face in this sport?
Linda it seems my comments have come off in the wrong way. English is not my first language and sometimes I misspeak and say things in a way that I do not intend. You see PWR is a new federation and the current crop of wrestlers bring nothing but shame to this company and business. I only want to take this federation to the next level and the only way to accomplish that is to toss the trash out. You see I am doing this not for myself but for the fans. They deserve a PWR they can respect and enjoy, not the current farce that has the audience chanting boring ever two minutes.
A man wearing a black suit walks up to the mic.
Paul Andrews from Fox Sports. How have you prepared for your first opponent, Lance Invictus?
To be honest I have done very little extra training if that is what your asking. I have caught a few of Lance’s promos from the past few weeks but all they managed to do were put me to sleep. Which is better than watching his matches because the one I did see actually cause my eyes to throw up. However, I still did my normal routine of push ups, sit ups, running, weight lifting, sparring with my trainer, and the most important thing of all…eating plenty of pure beef hamburgers!
A nerdy looking guy walks up to the mic next.
Jason Combs from the website, Wrestling is Awesome dot com. What can we expect to see from you on Crash TV this week?
Expect to see moves that the rest of these guys can only dream about attempting. Prepare to see me treat Lance like my personal bitch. Prepare to see the pinnicle of wrestling prowess put this place on the map once and for all. That is what you can expect Jason. Now that is all thime I have for questions but I will close this press conference with a final statement.
Lance, you may have been a huge fish in a tiny pond here in PWR before my arrival but now that I am here get ready to jerk the curtain and be known as that guy Kid Bison beat in his debut! Nothing you can do will prepare you for what I am capable of. Nothing you do will stop me from running through you like a knife through warm butter. The only thing you can be proud of is the fact you will forever be known as the first of many victims that I cripple and put out of the fans misery. I am Kid Bison, El Toro Loco and you are but a gnat buzzing in my ear asking to be swatted!