Post by naughtyned on Feb 13, 2010 15:13:14 GMT -5
The scene opens and we see the inside of Naughty Ned's dressing room. There are sexy outfits and clothing hanging on hangers and sexy pictures of Ned tacked on the walls. There is one picture of Robert Carr with a heart around it and another of Dustin Weaver and Elizabeth with a bid red x marked through her. Inside the room a camera man and Interviewer are ready to tape the segment.
Interviewer
Are you ready Ned?
Ned is trying on different clothing and seems pre occupied as he ignores the question and asks another.
Naughty Ned
What do you think of this top with these shoes sweetie?
The Interviewer looks stunned.
Interviewer
There nice Ned. Look we go live here in about thirty seconds. Are you ready.
Ned still ignores the question but comments with a smart remark.
Naughty Ned
Honey this hot bitch was born ready. The question is are you ready Steve Dave for the time of your life with the hottest girl in Pwr? (Ned Giggles).
The Interviewer sighs.
Interviewer
Ned we are live.
Ned giggles some more.
Naughty Ned
OH baby i am alive to and red hot and ready to go.
Interviewer
We are here tonight live with the self proclaimed First real lady of Pwr Naughty Ned. Ned you are heading to Valentines Day Massacre and will be facing Steve Dave. What are your thoughts on this match and do you have a game plan.
Ned smiles gaily.
Naughty Ned
Baby this girl always has a game plan and my thoughts for this one are buried deep inside......my panties right about now. OH that Steve Dave is such a hunk. I just hate the thought of laying a finger on him, BUT a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Besides after the match i can always kiss his bruises better. You darling help him lick his WOUNDS. (Ned smiles hugely).
Interviewer
Well i talked to Steve Dave earlier today and he said that he was planing on beating you badly. Have you any comments about that.
Ned smiles.
Naughty Ned
OH that sweet boy can beat me left and right. He can beat me inside and out. MOSTLY HE CAN BEAT ME UP AND DOWN BECAUSE I CAN SEE HE ALREADY KNOWS THIS GIRL LOVES A GOOD BEATING.(Ned winks at the camera).
Interviewer
Aren't you concerned at all about Steve Dave? I mean your here making jokes and your not even taking his treats seriously.
Ned smiles.
Naughty Ned
Listen Hun its like this. I am going to face Steve Dave face to face and when the match is over i will be on top like i always am. This special girl always gets her man and Steve Dave your next on my hot list! Now listen Hun i have so much to do and i don't want to be a bitch but you have to let me get things done so why don't you and hot stuff (Referring to the camera man) run along now. OH and if you see that darling Steve tell him i send my love and that there is no hard feelings. Well maybe a few hard ones. (Ned giggles).
Slowly the crew begins to leave the room as the scene fades away to Grey.
Interviewer
Are you ready Ned?
Ned is trying on different clothing and seems pre occupied as he ignores the question and asks another.
Naughty Ned
What do you think of this top with these shoes sweetie?
The Interviewer looks stunned.
Interviewer
There nice Ned. Look we go live here in about thirty seconds. Are you ready.
Ned still ignores the question but comments with a smart remark.
Naughty Ned
Honey this hot bitch was born ready. The question is are you ready Steve Dave for the time of your life with the hottest girl in Pwr? (Ned Giggles).
The Interviewer sighs.
Interviewer
Ned we are live.
Ned giggles some more.
Naughty Ned
OH baby i am alive to and red hot and ready to go.
Interviewer
We are here tonight live with the self proclaimed First real lady of Pwr Naughty Ned. Ned you are heading to Valentines Day Massacre and will be facing Steve Dave. What are your thoughts on this match and do you have a game plan.
Ned smiles gaily.
Naughty Ned
Baby this girl always has a game plan and my thoughts for this one are buried deep inside......my panties right about now. OH that Steve Dave is such a hunk. I just hate the thought of laying a finger on him, BUT a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Besides after the match i can always kiss his bruises better. You darling help him lick his WOUNDS. (Ned smiles hugely).
Interviewer
Well i talked to Steve Dave earlier today and he said that he was planing on beating you badly. Have you any comments about that.
Ned smiles.
Naughty Ned
OH that sweet boy can beat me left and right. He can beat me inside and out. MOSTLY HE CAN BEAT ME UP AND DOWN BECAUSE I CAN SEE HE ALREADY KNOWS THIS GIRL LOVES A GOOD BEATING.(Ned winks at the camera).
Interviewer
Aren't you concerned at all about Steve Dave? I mean your here making jokes and your not even taking his treats seriously.
Ned smiles.
Naughty Ned
Listen Hun its like this. I am going to face Steve Dave face to face and when the match is over i will be on top like i always am. This special girl always gets her man and Steve Dave your next on my hot list! Now listen Hun i have so much to do and i don't want to be a bitch but you have to let me get things done so why don't you and hot stuff (Referring to the camera man) run along now. OH and if you see that darling Steve tell him i send my love and that there is no hard feelings. Well maybe a few hard ones. (Ned giggles).
Slowly the crew begins to leave the room as the scene fades away to Grey.