Post by jdog on Feb 11, 2010 0:01:51 GMT -5
(The scene open and we find Chosen One searching his house for Default)
Chosen One: Default!.........Where the fuck is he?
(Chosen One begins to walk down to the basement and as he desends he sees Default's shadow hanging off the ground)
Chosen One: Oh Shit!
(Chosen One rushes down the stairs only to see that Default is holding on a beam batting the light back and forth)
Chosen One: What the hell are you doing?
Default: You know I do this all of the time for fun.
(Default drops down and hurries upstairs)
Chosen One: So who the hell do I have to decimate this week?
Default:(hurrying out the door) No time, I must prepare for my match!
Chosen One:(As Default closes the door) Your Match?
(The scene fades and reopens while Default is walking down the street talking to the man next to him)
Default: How am I going to train? Face some local talent? Naw can't do that to easy. Maybe a chimp? Naw way to hard. Wait I got it my old imaginary friend Jim! No I can't, I loved Jim. What do you think?
Asian Man: Who are you? What do you want with me? Prease crazy man ret me go?
Default: Ok Jakie Chan, I know your busy its always a pleasure to run into you!
(The Asian man turns and runs away just as an interviewer walks up)
Interviewer: Default may I ask you a few questions?
Default: Sure, but make it quick I got people to do and things to see. Wait I mean things to people and do to see. No mean... aw screw it.
Interviewer: First off, how do you feel about your first match in the PWR?
Default: It fells good! This is my first singles match since my first match in the MCWA which for those who don't know I won that match so I'm undefeated in singes matches.
Interviewer: Alright, what do you think of your opponent Scott Carr?
Default: Well there word going around that he's a dick so its a good thing that I'm not a pussy or I'd be fucked, but thats beside the point. (The Interviewer and Camera man both crack a smile) I really don't know much about this Carr except that he's been around for awhile and that he couldn't even beat that prophet guy so shouldn't have much of a problem.
Interviewer: So with your inexperience and his vast experience how to plan to beat him?
Default: Well that's simple, I'll just run around the ring and he'll eventually run out of gas.......(in a whisper) nothing......,but really I will just do whatever feels right at the time, but no matter what happens I will win.
Interviewer: Do you have any words for Scott?
Default: You have know idea what you've got yourself into. You may have been in the business for a long time old man but after I get done with you you'll, how should I put this,..................get put into another match and then lose it too!
Interviewer: Well Default, thank you for your....
(Default suddenly pushes the interviewer into oncoming traffic)
Default: Look out interviewer person!
(Default then runs and grabs the interviewer and brings him back safely as an eighteen wheeler drives past)
Interviewer: What the hell?
Default: What do you mean what the hell? I just saved your life!
Interviewer: To hell you did, you nearly got me killed!
Default: That'll be five hundred dollars please.
(Just then the Asian man returns with two police officers)
Asian man: There he is. The crazy man who think I Jackie Chan!
Default: Gotta go, Default away!
(Default dashes away as the cops reach the interviewer)
Cop 2: That guys at it again and we couldn't catch him.
Cop 1: Don't worry we'll get him next time.
Default:(In the distance) No you won't!
(The scene fades)
Chosen One: Default!.........Where the fuck is he?
(Chosen One begins to walk down to the basement and as he desends he sees Default's shadow hanging off the ground)
Chosen One: Oh Shit!
(Chosen One rushes down the stairs only to see that Default is holding on a beam batting the light back and forth)
Chosen One: What the hell are you doing?
Default: You know I do this all of the time for fun.
(Default drops down and hurries upstairs)
Chosen One: So who the hell do I have to decimate this week?
Default:(hurrying out the door) No time, I must prepare for my match!
Chosen One:(As Default closes the door) Your Match?
(The scene fades and reopens while Default is walking down the street talking to the man next to him)
Default: How am I going to train? Face some local talent? Naw can't do that to easy. Maybe a chimp? Naw way to hard. Wait I got it my old imaginary friend Jim! No I can't, I loved Jim. What do you think?
Asian Man: Who are you? What do you want with me? Prease crazy man ret me go?
Default: Ok Jakie Chan, I know your busy its always a pleasure to run into you!
(The Asian man turns and runs away just as an interviewer walks up)
Interviewer: Default may I ask you a few questions?
Default: Sure, but make it quick I got people to do and things to see. Wait I mean things to people and do to see. No mean... aw screw it.
Interviewer: First off, how do you feel about your first match in the PWR?
Default: It fells good! This is my first singles match since my first match in the MCWA which for those who don't know I won that match so I'm undefeated in singes matches.
Interviewer: Alright, what do you think of your opponent Scott Carr?
Default: Well there word going around that he's a dick so its a good thing that I'm not a pussy or I'd be fucked, but thats beside the point. (The Interviewer and Camera man both crack a smile) I really don't know much about this Carr except that he's been around for awhile and that he couldn't even beat that prophet guy so shouldn't have much of a problem.
Interviewer: So with your inexperience and his vast experience how to plan to beat him?
Default: Well that's simple, I'll just run around the ring and he'll eventually run out of gas.......(in a whisper) nothing......,but really I will just do whatever feels right at the time, but no matter what happens I will win.
Interviewer: Do you have any words for Scott?
Default: You have know idea what you've got yourself into. You may have been in the business for a long time old man but after I get done with you you'll, how should I put this,..................get put into another match and then lose it too!
Interviewer: Well Default, thank you for your....
(Default suddenly pushes the interviewer into oncoming traffic)
Default: Look out interviewer person!
(Default then runs and grabs the interviewer and brings him back safely as an eighteen wheeler drives past)
Interviewer: What the hell?
Default: What do you mean what the hell? I just saved your life!
Interviewer: To hell you did, you nearly got me killed!
Default: That'll be five hundred dollars please.
(Just then the Asian man returns with two police officers)
Asian man: There he is. The crazy man who think I Jackie Chan!
Default: Gotta go, Default away!
(Default dashes away as the cops reach the interviewer)
Cop 2: That guys at it again and we couldn't catch him.
Cop 1: Don't worry we'll get him next time.
Default:(In the distance) No you won't!
(The scene fades)
