Post by jdog on Feb 5, 2010 21:17:37 GMT -5
(The scene opens inside the locker room where Chosen One is seen pacing back and forth shouting angrily)
Chosen One: Damn that Canadian basterd and his little whore. I should have easily won that match but that bitch Elizabeth. screwed me over next time she won't be so lucky because if I face Weaver again after I kick his ass she'll wish she had never been at ringside tonight!
(As Chosen One is still pacing Default walks in whistling)
Default: Hey buuuuuuddy!
(Chosen One rushes over to him, grabs him by his neck, and lifts him into the air)
Chosen One: Where the fuck where you? You were supposed to be at ringside just that bitch tried something like that!
Default:(struggling to speak) Dude I just lost track of time is all.
Chosen One: You got stoned again didn't you? You mother fu........
(Just as Chosen One begins to lift his fist an interviewer walks in. He drops default and turns)
Chosen One: What do you want?
Interviewer:(fright in his voice) Just wanted to ask you a few questions.
Chosen One: Hurry up.
Interviewer: What are your thoughts on Dustin Weaver's win?
Chosen One: What do you think? The only reason that basterd won was because of his little slut Elizabeth.
Interviewers: Ok. What do you think of your opponent this week Steve Dave?
Chosen One: Well I don't think he is inbred like Smokey Mcpot over here, but still he is insane so there is no way that iI can really prepare for this match, but mark my words I will win even if it means beating him to within an inch of his life and after I mop the ring with him I'll do the same with Lucy Jr.
Default: It's funny cause shes a mop!
Chosen One: Shut up!
Default: Ok.
Interviewer: After saying he is insane, How can really think you can you can win?
Chosen One: You see Steve may be crazy but he can't control it while my isanity is more of a controlled chaos.
Interviewer: What do you.........
(Chosen One suddenly grabs him and flings him into a row of lockers and the camera man dashes out of the room)
Default: Man you got some anger problems.
Chosen One: It helps when I'm in the ring.
Default: Yeah , but Godzilla why did you kick his ass he did nothing wrong?
Chosen One: He asked one too many questions.
Default: So what are we going to do now?
Chosen One: What we do every night.
Default: Try to take over the world?
Chosen One: No, train for the next sorry excuse for a wrestler that they put before me, but that's not that bad of an idea. I think I'm beginning to like you!
Default: Really!
Chosen One: No!
(The scene fades)
Chosen One: Damn that Canadian basterd and his little whore. I should have easily won that match but that bitch Elizabeth. screwed me over next time she won't be so lucky because if I face Weaver again after I kick his ass she'll wish she had never been at ringside tonight!
(As Chosen One is still pacing Default walks in whistling)
Default: Hey buuuuuuddy!
(Chosen One rushes over to him, grabs him by his neck, and lifts him into the air)
Chosen One: Where the fuck where you? You were supposed to be at ringside just that bitch tried something like that!
Default:(struggling to speak) Dude I just lost track of time is all.
Chosen One: You got stoned again didn't you? You mother fu........
(Just as Chosen One begins to lift his fist an interviewer walks in. He drops default and turns)
Chosen One: What do you want?
Interviewer:(fright in his voice) Just wanted to ask you a few questions.
Chosen One: Hurry up.
Interviewer: What are your thoughts on Dustin Weaver's win?
Chosen One: What do you think? The only reason that basterd won was because of his little slut Elizabeth.
Interviewers: Ok. What do you think of your opponent this week Steve Dave?
Chosen One: Well I don't think he is inbred like Smokey Mcpot over here, but still he is insane so there is no way that iI can really prepare for this match, but mark my words I will win even if it means beating him to within an inch of his life and after I mop the ring with him I'll do the same with Lucy Jr.
Default: It's funny cause shes a mop!
Chosen One: Shut up!
Default: Ok.
Interviewer: After saying he is insane, How can really think you can you can win?
Chosen One: You see Steve may be crazy but he can't control it while my isanity is more of a controlled chaos.
Interviewer: What do you.........
(Chosen One suddenly grabs him and flings him into a row of lockers and the camera man dashes out of the room)
Default: Man you got some anger problems.
Chosen One: It helps when I'm in the ring.
Default: Yeah , but Godzilla why did you kick his ass he did nothing wrong?
Chosen One: He asked one too many questions.
Default: So what are we going to do now?
Chosen One: What we do every night.
Default: Try to take over the world?
Chosen One: No, train for the next sorry excuse for a wrestler that they put before me, but that's not that bad of an idea. I think I'm beginning to like you!
Default: Really!
Chosen One: No!
(The scene fades)
