Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 7, 2009 5:33:54 GMT -5
LIVE FROM ORACLE ARENA, OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA
CAPACITY 19,596
ATTENDANCE 5,499
"Al Walters-"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to PWR Crash Tv! We are live across the United States and all over the free world! Joining me here tonight is a name you will all know...Mr David Saturn!"
David Saturn-"Thank you Al and it's a pleasure to be here. It's a shame that the NIWF is no more after being associated with them for so many years. However the PWR will grow and be the new great force in the world of wrestling!"
"Here tonight Hell will take on a good friend of yours David."
"It's great to see Slick Doctor here in the PWR and I wish another good friend of mine joins him sometime in the future!"
"Ladies and gentlemen joining us via satellite from Megala Enterprises HQ is Mr Neal Steal."
"I think I would rather have had Megala via satellite and that really is saying something about what I think of Steal..."
The crowd boos the second they see Steal.
"Neal could you please give us an update on the status of Mr Silvio Megala. We heard rumours he would be here tonight but that clearly isn't going to be the case."
"Well I have great news for you! I am happy to report that Mr Megala has officially signed his PWR contract!"
Crowd boos leaving Steal with a look of bemusement at their reaction.
"Hey Steal..."
Steal looks infuriated instantly recognising the voice of his long time NIWF "colleague."
"What the hell is he doing there? Does he have to follow me everywhere I go? Can't you make a name for yourself without needing me to do it for you David?"
Saturn laughs leaving Steal even more frustrated.
"I signed my contract before you did Neal. You knew full well the commentary spots would be rotated regularly and this week it's me alongside Walters! For the record everyone Steal only got hired because Megala insisted his cheerleader be on the announce team!"
"Rubbish! I've always been an excellent commentator! You're doing colour tonight? That's hilarious you're a play by play man what can you bring to that position?"
"I can bring a honest view not living for the single agenda of constantly kissing the ass of one man!"
Steal looks to respond but Walters interjects realising Steal and Saturn are taking things completely off track with their bickering.
"May I enquire Mr Steal as to why Mr Megala was delayed?"
"Mr Megala has had some problems in the past week and is spending a great deal of time handling the situation. An expensive vessel belonging to Megala Enterprises was captured in Somalian waters. It is believed that pirates were responsible for the theft. I wouldn't be surprised if Josh Mercer has something to do with it..."
"How could he have had something to do with it? He's not a pirate anymore and he sure as hell isn't Somalian!"
"He's probably got contacts though hasn't he? For the record I vehemently deny those ridiculous accusations Mercer made last week. I would never have sabotaged one of Mr Megala's vehicles! Mercer crashed it because he was drunk as usual! Talking of drunks isn't Slick wrestling tonight? I know Mr Megala wasn't happy to hear he had joined the PWR! It's supposed to be pure wrestling not a bar room brawl!"
"Yes Slick is due to wrestle Hell up next Neal."
"Why are you so polite to this man Walters? Surely you can make an exception for the likes of Steal!"
"Well we shouldn't be biased towards anyone David it's journalistic integrity to be unbiased...any parting comments before we cut away Neal?"
"If Josh Mercer says I sabotaged Mr Megala's property and framed him then I dare him to try and prove it! He won't be able to though as he's nothing but a liar! Mr Megala believes me 100% percent!"
The scene cuts away as ring intros begin for the opening match.
SLICK DOCTOR V HELL
Ding, ding, ding
Jon McGraw-"Introducing first from Hell's Kitchen, Nova Scotia...he weighs in tonight at 389 pounds and stands 7 feet tall...ladies and gentlemen...he is the new blood...HELL!!!"
The crowd give Hell a mixed reaction but there's no way they would cheer him over Slick Doctor.
"...and his opponent...hailing from Springfield, MA...he weighs in tonight 207 pounds and stand 6 feet tall...ladies and gentlemen...making his PWR debut...SLICK!!!"
The crowd cheer wildly as Slick Doctor makes his way to the ring.
Both men lock up and Hell immediately uses his strength advantage to push Slick into the corner turnbuckle. Hell chokes Slick in the corner until the official Hunter Sims calls for a break. The crowd are getting right behind the popular Slick Doctor. Both men deliberate until both men lockup again and Hell applies a headlock followed by a takedown. Hell holds onto the arm as Slick gets back to his feet trying to shake Hell loose. Hell goes to take Slick down again but Slick spins round and breaks loose with a spinning heel kick. Hell gets back to his feet immediately and staggers round clearly having been disorientated by the force of the kick.
"I've seen Slick in many a bar room brawl and he's capable of knocking anybody out cold!"
"Ever seen him knock out anybody as big as Hell?"
"Yes I have...it took a bar stool to the head but still counts dosen't it? Ha ha!"
Hell shakes off the cobwebs and glares at Slick. Both men go for a lockup again with Hell ducking underneath Slick’s outstretched arm and hitting another takedown. Once again Hell holds onto the arm but Slick reverses and begins to bite Hell’s hand and fingers. Hell grabs the ropes and the ref tells Slick to break the hold. Another lockup and Slick looks for a takedown but won’t have luck attempting that on a man of Hell’s size. Hell easily breaks free and once again takes Slick by the arm. Slick pushes Hell into the ropes but Hell bursts forward with an arm drag takedown. It does seem rather bizarre that the larger Hell is trying to keep Slick grounded here instead of the other way round. Though perhaps Slick is hoping to lure Hell into a trap and catch him off guard with a reversed ground attack or rollup pin.
"I'm not sure exactly what is happening here? It's rare you see a big man attempt this kind of strategy?"
"That's great play by play Al stating that you're not sure what's happening! He's trying to be a technician but nobody hired Hell for his technical skills. Although he is tremendous in that regard he was hired for his size. For him it should be power, power and more power. That's what I like to see smashmouth wrestling."
"You don't want him to knock Slick out though surely? He's your friend like you said..."
"Absolutely not but Slick would take it like a man. By no means should anyone tune in and immediately count Slick out. He's beaten fellow NIWF legend Skull before who was even bigger than Hell so Slick can deal with a major disadvantage in size."
For now though Hell stll holds onto the arm. Suddenly Slick takes a massive leap and manages to get up on top of Hell for a moment. Slick tries to utilise the ropes for some kind of aerial attack but misses by inches and is dragged back down to the canvas. Hell drives his knee into Slick’s face and the referee soon forces a break. Hell pulls Slick to his feet and begins to take Slick towards the corner. Slick tries to break the hold and grabs the ropes as he attempted a few moments ago. With the extra leverage Slick manages to suddenly sweep underneath Hell’s knee and take the larger man down. Obviously this is the opening Slick needed and he now has Hell where he probably wanted him all along.
"Well looks like Slick is making some progress..."
"Hell is so huge though...look at what he's doing here!"
Hell however uses his size and wraps his legs round Slick’s head for a moment forcing Slick to break loose. Hell curses loudly in frustration believing he had Slick trapped for a second. Another lockup and snapmare takedown by Hell. Slick gets up and runs off the ropes, ducks a clothesline and takes Hell down with a standing hurricanrana. Hell gets halfway to his feet but Slick manages to apply a headlock takedown. Hell has his shoulders on the mat almost causing him to be pinned but the ref only gets a 2 count. Hell manages to force his way back into a standing position and reverses Slick’s headlock into one of his own.
"Hell almost got caught out there so I'm surprised he isn't changing strategy and looking for power."
"Slick trying to break free here..."
Slick delivers a couple of painful elbows to the ribs clearly winding Hell. With a change of strategy Hell bursts free and comes back off the ropes. Slick dodges Hell’s attack with a leapfrog and then ducks down again. As Hell comes back off the ropes for a third time Slick nails him with a dropkick. Slick for the cover but only gets 1 and a half as Hell powers out with some force. Hell is in the corner trying to regain his bearings. Slick doesn’t grant him the time hitting him with a kick to the midsection and then summons the strength to irish whip Hell to the opposite corner. Slick charges and climbs Hell like a tree trunk before hitting a monkey flip.
"What a move there by Slick!"
"Hell is staggered. He can't believe Slick managed to pull off such a move against him!"
Hell staggers to his feet as the crowd wildly cheer for Slick. As Slick goes to forearm splash Hell in the corner Hell dodges and Slick hits the ringpost. Hell is deceptively quick for a man of his size and lured Slick into a trap there. Slick crashes to the outside and Hell seems happy to look for a countout win. The referee gets to 8 and as Slick tries to renter the ring Hell kicks him back to the ground forcing the ref to restart the 10 count. Slick with a quick burst forward slides back into the ring but walks straight into a brutal looking uppercut. Hell then pummels Slick furiously in the corner with vicious forearm shots.
"Well we said he should be looking for the smashmouth approach and that's why. Slick is taking one HELL of a beating here!"
"The hell puns are lame Al. By the way Hell was disqualified from the PWR League after an altercation with officials backstage following his bout with Eddie Stitchard."
"A wasted opportunity for Hell really but I'm sure he will be back in world title contention in the future. However he will definitely not be the first PWR World Champion."
Hell then chokes Slick with a boot to the throat. Hell drags Slick up to his feet and goes for a piledriver. Slick counters and breaks loose hitting Hell with a spinning heel kick. Slick may have caught Hell in exactly the right place and goes for a cover. 1, 2 and Hell gets his shoulder up. Both men back on their feet and Slick whips Hell into the ropes. Hell reverses and hits Slick with a neckbreaker…1,2...and Slick kicks out. Hell delivers a stiff kick to Slicks back, stomps on him then kicks him in the ribs. Hell then takes a breather which may well be a mistake as when he turns round Slick greets him with a punch to the ribs.
"Hell isn't exactly giving a bad performance here but he really shouldn't be affording an opponent that much time to recover."
"Slick with another...GOOD GOD WHAT A SHOT BY HELL!
Slick follows up with another but Hell responds with a brutal punch to the side of Slick’s head. Hell pulls Slick to his feet and nails Slick with an uppercut. Slick staggers back into the ropes but shows tremendous tenacity hitting Hell with an uppercut of his own. It probably isn’t the best idea to get nto a fistfight with Hell even for a brawler like Slick. Hell hits him back with a punch but Slick responds with another uppercut of his own. Hell then head butts Slick but once again Slick is currently meeting the bigger man punch for punch. Hell is staggered as Slick hits Hell with a second shot in succession without response.
"Hell is staggering...Slick is pummelling the man!"
"Right hand! Hell is down! What a brawler Slick is! Mike Tyson would have been proud of that punch in his prime! Is it enough to keep Hell down though?"
Slick then incredibly knocks Hell down with his third punch. Slick has been in countless bar room brawls over the years but it takes a tremendous right hand to knock Hell down. Slick then whips Hell off the ropes and knocks Hell down again with a flying elbow. As Hell gets back to his feet Slick whips him into the corner before delivering a series of punches and chops. Slick whips Hell into the other corner and as Hell charges out Slick hit’s a flying DDT! Hell however gets right back to his feet and staggers into the corner. Slick continues his offensive barrage but it’s seemingly impossible to keep Hell down.
"Slick is trying but no matter what he does can't keep Hell down."
"He's giving it one HELL of an effort though...god now even I'm doing the lame Hell puns!"
Slick hits Hell with a forearm which knocks Hell down to the mat suspiciously too easily. Hell may well be luring Slick into a trap here. Slick climbs to the top rope and is looking for a missile dropkick. As Slick flies off the top rope Hell catches him in mid air and powerslams Slick into the mat!
"Powerslam by Hell. This man is awesome David Saturn!"
"He has an awesome presence and when he forgets about the technical crap is virtually unstoppable."
Instead of going for a pin Hell drives Slick to his knees and applies the CLAW! Unlike Eddie Stitchard last week Slick is nowhere near the ropes. Within moments Slick is out cold. The referee calls for the bell...
"That's it...Slick's out cold! The referee had no choice but to call for the bell."
"For a few moments though it looked like Slick was going to pull of a giantkilling. Eddie Stitchard did it last week but Slick fell just a little short tonight. He has nothing to be ashamed of with that performance though."
"Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of this match at 11:40...HELL!"
"What on earth is this..."
After the match is over six Minions come from the back and walk down the ramp. They are carrying a stretcher with a up side down burning cross attached to it. As the camera goes for a close up we see Hells name engraved at the bottom of the cross also spelled back wards. Hell walks over to join the Minions and has a Mic in his hand. He raises it and begins speaking.
Hell: "This entire crowd and the whole world watching just witnessed a great technical match. I want to become the new leader of the new Generation of Wrestling fans all over the world. I am going to work on making the name Hell a house hold name. I promise to do right and to become the perfect role model for all the young children all over the world."
The crowd remains some what silent.
Hell:
"Since the departure of Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart there seems to be no more real heroes left in the world of professional Wrestling. All we seem to have now are guys like John Cena and Randy Ortan. Well as far as i am concerned no one really wants to see Cena .....if you get what i am saying and no one wants to hear Randy Ortan moan and groan and stutter an interview and after he is finished no one still has a clue what the guy just said. What the world of professional Wrestling needs is a man like myself. A man that has the ability to wrestle a technical match. A man that can brawl. A man that can go one hundred and ten per cent and still not run out of gas. What the world of Professional Wrestling needs is ME....Hell....as the leader of the new Generation. You need me so i can teach the young people what is right and what is wrong. The new Generation needs a leader and i am that man."
"Hell sounds like he is a politician looking for votes."
"What gives with this new out look? Perhaps another of his dark diabolical scams?"
"This cross is a deductions to all the young people out there. It is my dedication to the new Generation and my pact to them that i Hell will take your children to an all new level of intelligence and a brand new way of thinking. Mothers and Fathers i am here to let your children no that the way of yo yo yo is a no no no and i will teach them all the meaning of respect. Something that has been lost for sometime now. Yo yo yo will be replaced with Thats not the way to go! So do you want your children to grow up as gangsters and calling our woman hos or do you want them to grow up as intelligent people with a goal and a great out look on life. You choose but just remember......choose wisely, those young people are only ever going to get one chance."
Hell then walks directly in front of the camera and makes a salute to all the young people in the crowd. Some salute back,others are speechless while some do not know how to respond. Hell then calmly walks down the aisle high fiving fans and young people. Hell is getting a very mixed reaction from the crowd.
"Some very interesting comments there. We can expect some big things from Hell here in the PWR. He lost his first match but with that win tonight maybe it's all success from now on."
"Ladies and gentlemen we have just been informed that Silvio Megala is due to make his in ring PWR debut this Saturday against Eddie Stitchard!"
"That is one HELL of a match! I don't have any respect for Megala at all and I can assure you Stitchard would like few things more than getting a win over Megala. The history between those 2 men goes back some years including an outstanding bout I personally announced at NIWF Civil Insurrection towards the end of 2007."
"Who was your partner that night?"
"Neal Steal unfortunately. I punched him that night though so it's quite memorable for me! I had wanted to do that for a long time! Maybe I'll do it again!"
"I hear he will be joining us next week at the announce table at least for that match. I certainly hope neither of you provokes an altercation."
"I don't actually mind that so much as long as he dosen't ruin a great match with his interference. Unfortunately I think we know exactly what his agenda for being at ringside is."
"It will of course be a PWR Championship League match. We look forward to see you this weekend ladies and gentlemen and hopefully we will have a few more wrestler debuts for you here in the PWR! Have a good night!"
The scene cuts to a still promo for the Stitchard v Megala match as the show comes to a close.