Post by jdog on Jan 29, 2010 18:27:49 GMT -5
(The scene opens in the living room of the Chosen One's house, the camera man dress the full riot gear after what happened to him last week. Suddenly, Default runs through the front door)
Default: Chosen One! I found some info on Steve dave that use might can use to help prepare for your match!
(Chosen One walks causualy over his broken door)
Chosen One: You know your paying for that right?
Default: That not important, but this info is!
Chosen One: Alright what is it?
Default: I don't know if you know this, but.................................................Steve Dave has two first names!
Chosen One: What?
Default: See Steve is a first name and Dave is a first name so put them together and you have two first names!
(Chosen One stands silent, dumbfounded by what he just heard)
Chosen One: How in the hell is suppose to help?
Default: Because you only have two names if your inbred. Which means this guy will probably get lost walking to the ring so you really won't have to deal with him pretty much turning this into a one on one match with that other guy. Who is he again?
Chosen One: Canada's Hero Dustin Weaver.
Default: Oh Yeah. Did you get the music?
Chosen One: Yeah so Dustin this one's for you from us and our friend Rucka Rucka Ali. Hit it!
(Default turns around and hits the play button on the stereo sitting on the coffee table and an instrumental version of Kid Cudi's "Day n Night" begins to play)
Default: Canada.. is only there till they do something we don't like. I'd like to see them start a fight some day. We'd probably beat them to the ground by six a.m. ......Eh. Across the bridge them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees. They try to talk but all they know is French. Their claim to fame is being north of the US...Yes.
Both: In Canada, the Eskimos all seen to be frozen in time. And no one knows just who their leaders are. All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag.....Fah...ah ....ah. ag. Canada is only there till they do something we don't like. I'd like to see them run their mouth's at us one day. They probably be wiped off the map that very night. Nigh. igh .....igh ......ight.
Chosen One: Yo its cold. The royal police riding horses fighting crime. They funny hats and pants demand respect. Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive. Dri.....i ...i... ive. I hate the queen. They ruined basketball with a Toronto team. They all statistically have smaller boobs. Gained independence from the queen in eighty-two
Default: Nineteen
Chosen One: Eighty-two
Both : Canada, is kinda cold a bomb could be kinda nice. They ruin bacon and they harvest ice. They hit baby seals and that aint nice.
Default: Not
Chosen One: Not
Default: Not
Chosen One: Nice
(Before they could finish something comes crashing through the window and as the camera man whips around all we can see is an outline. Then we here it yell)
Mysterious Thing: Powwwwwwdddddeeeeerrrrreeeedd Toast Maaaaaaan!
Default:(from off screen) JOY!
Powdered Toast Man: Default, I have come here today to let you help me fight crime! So hop on!
(Just then Powdered Toast Man jumps up and begins hovering horizontal to the ground as Default hops on his back)
PTM: Are we clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?
Default: Yes!
(Then PTM begins to fly out the window backwardsbut seconds later they return)
PTM: By the way Chosen One.
Chosen One: What Now!
PTM: IMA FIRIN MA LAZER........BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(The scene suddenly changes to Chosen One's dark bedroom and he jolts up from his slumber)
Chosen One: What the fuck?
(Chosen One loooks down at his alarm clock)
Chosen One: Damn its only midnight I got to get some sleep.
(The scene fades)
Default: Chosen One! I found some info on Steve dave that use might can use to help prepare for your match!
(Chosen One walks causualy over his broken door)
Chosen One: You know your paying for that right?
Default: That not important, but this info is!
Chosen One: Alright what is it?
Default: I don't know if you know this, but.................................................Steve Dave has two first names!
Chosen One: What?
Default: See Steve is a first name and Dave is a first name so put them together and you have two first names!
(Chosen One stands silent, dumbfounded by what he just heard)
Chosen One: How in the hell is suppose to help?
Default: Because you only have two names if your inbred. Which means this guy will probably get lost walking to the ring so you really won't have to deal with him pretty much turning this into a one on one match with that other guy. Who is he again?
Chosen One: Canada's Hero Dustin Weaver.
Default: Oh Yeah. Did you get the music?
Chosen One: Yeah so Dustin this one's for you from us and our friend Rucka Rucka Ali. Hit it!
(Default turns around and hits the play button on the stereo sitting on the coffee table and an instrumental version of Kid Cudi's "Day n Night" begins to play)
Default: Canada.. is only there till they do something we don't like. I'd like to see them start a fight some day. We'd probably beat them to the ground by six a.m. ......Eh. Across the bridge them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees. They try to talk but all they know is French. Their claim to fame is being north of the US...Yes.
Both: In Canada, the Eskimos all seen to be frozen in time. And no one knows just who their leaders are. All of them hosers have a leaf for a flag.....Fah...ah ....ah. ag. Canada is only there till they do something we don't like. I'd like to see them run their mouth's at us one day. They probably be wiped off the map that very night. Nigh. igh .....igh ......ight.
Chosen One: Yo its cold. The royal police riding horses fighting crime. They funny hats and pants demand respect. Just break the law and you'll be fine if you can drive. Dri.....i ...i... ive. I hate the queen. They ruined basketball with a Toronto team. They all statistically have smaller boobs. Gained independence from the queen in eighty-two
Default: Nineteen
Chosen One: Eighty-two
Both : Canada, is kinda cold a bomb could be kinda nice. They ruin bacon and they harvest ice. They hit baby seals and that aint nice.
Default: Not
Chosen One: Not
Default: Not
Chosen One: Nice
(Before they could finish something comes crashing through the window and as the camera man whips around all we can see is an outline. Then we here it yell)
Mysterious Thing: Powwwwwwdddddeeeeerrrrreeeedd Toast Maaaaaaan!
Default:(from off screen) JOY!
Powdered Toast Man: Default, I have come here today to let you help me fight crime! So hop on!
(Just then Powdered Toast Man jumps up and begins hovering horizontal to the ground as Default hops on his back)
PTM: Are we clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?
Default: Yes!
(Then PTM begins to fly out the window backwardsbut seconds later they return)
PTM: By the way Chosen One.
Chosen One: What Now!
PTM: IMA FIRIN MA LAZER........BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(The scene suddenly changes to Chosen One's dark bedroom and he jolts up from his slumber)
Chosen One: What the fuck?
(Chosen One loooks down at his alarm clock)
Chosen One: Damn its only midnight I got to get some sleep.
(The scene fades)