Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 19, 2009 21:10:50 GMT -5
LIVE FROM THE PALACE OF AUBURN HILLS, MICHIGAN
CAPACITY 24,276
ATTENDANCE 3,188
The show opens in the PWR chairmans office and Josh Mercer is sitting at his desk going over business with various PWR employees as he waits to make his announcements.
"Good evening ladies and gentleman and welcome to PWR Crash TV. Tonights show promises to be spectacular and a real ratings winner apart from the air time we have given to Silvio Megala."
"Anyway to start things off it has come to my attention that Lance Invictus has been accusing me of being in cahoots with Silvio. Let me be the first to say that this is utter bollocks."
Al Walters-"Can he say that at this time of night?"
David Saturn-"He can say anything he wants he is the boss after all."
"Lance wishes to be the special referee for the world title match between hell and Silvio at the PPV and you know what.... I am going to give it to him. Lance I want you to see and feel what it is like to referee one of Silvio's matches and if you believe you can do a better job than me and our other PWR officials go ahead, just watch your back otherwise you may find yourself on the end of a figure four leg lock."
"Oh my god what a major announcement!"
"Megala is going to go berserk...though Lance isn't exactly fond of Hell either!"
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We cut to the VIP skybox of Silvio Megala. The billion dollar emperor is on his cellphone...
"Well please tell Mr Berlusconi that the figurehead of class and wealth passes on his best wishes! It is of great shame that such a disgusting action should take place in the great Silvio Megala's home town of Milan!"
Silvio turns to Neal Steal...
"Disgusting isn't it Neal?"
"Yes Mr Megala."
"That man is a personal friend and he gets brutally assaulted like that! Typical of society today isn't it that a man gets brutally assaulted while simply conducting his public duties!"
"Fully agree Mr Megala."
"Just like Hell last week when he brutally assaulted yours truly for no reason! Just wanted a civil debate with him that is all! That is the only reason a chair was brought into the ring! Why on earth would he think the king of fashion was going to hit him with it? Just wanted to have a nice respectful sitdown chat with him that's all! Yet he behaved with no class and dignity whatsoever! He's an out of control, violent maniac...well he will certainly be taught a lesson when Punisher and Destroyer face him later! Where are those two oafs?"
"Getting your coffee Mr Megala..."
"So they won't be back for a hour or so then..."
Megala sarcastically rolls his eyes...
"What about that idiot Rattlesnake Mr Megala. Did you hear that nonsense he said comparing you being the Italian genius to some Poffo guy from years back..."
"What a fool he is! Where on earth did he get a comparison like that from! Do you see the great Silvio Megala stealing Lanny Poffo's...that's his name isn't it? You don't see the CEO of Megala Enterprises dressing up like he's going for a graduation ceremony! You don't see the 6 time winner of the Milan fashion awards stealing his mannerisms! Unlike he does with Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
Both men are distracted by loud knocking at the door...
"Get that please would you Neal? If its autograph hunters tell them the PWR champion is busy...they must be applied for through Megala Enterprises..."
The camera follows Steal as he makes his way into the corridor. We see PWR head of talent relations Chris Christofferson...
"Could you come back later if you don't mind? Unless its rather urgent Mr Megala is very busy..."
"Well Josh Mercer requested I deliver some news..."
"Well you can tell me what it is so Mr Megala isn't disturbed. I will inform him promptly..."
"Well I can't say I agree with it really...Mercer hiring Steve Dave is one move I disagreed with but this could be even worse..."
"Well what is it..."
"Mercer has made Lance Invictus special referee for the title match at the PPV..."
Steal stares at Christofferson then turns his back and slams the skybox door in anger. As Christofferson walks away we hear screams of rage coming from the skybox...obviously Steal has informed Megala of Mercer's decision...
"Well looks like Megala reacted as you predicted..."
"I don't blame him though if anyone deserves to be screwed its Megala after the way he won and held onto that championship! I wonder what Hell thinks about this? I doubt he is happy either considering he also assaulted Lance..."
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We see The Gathering backstage with leader Tracy Adkins sitting up against the locker room wall. Bret Harris enters the room. Stone and Carr block his path but Adkins signals for them to let Harris speak.
"Tracy what do I have to do to join you?"
"First you have to stop hiding behind your technical skills and embrace the evil within. You will follow me with out question and take my punishment. Right now I don't think you have it in you. If you go out there and defeat Punk however I might change my mind. Until then get the hell out of my sight before I order Stone and Carr to remove you."
Harris leaves with a determined look on his face.
"As for you two you have been forced to compete on opposite sides tonight. I don't care who wins just go out there and beat up that retard Steve Dave before I face him at the PPV. I don't care if he is your partner on paper tonight Stone you will assist your real partner Carr and beat the hell out of Dave. If Ned gets in the way of your task then you will give him the appropriate punishment as well. So let it be written so let it be done. Now get the hell out of here."
Stone and Carr leave the room as we cut to our first commercial break.
"Adkins is brainwashing those men...they need to wake up he's hardly making any effort to hide his comtempt for everyone and everything! What is wrong with Adkins?"
"Lets go to commercial..."
"Already? We haven't even had a match?"
"Well thats what they tell me...we will be right back with our opening bout..."
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RELUCTANT PARTNERS MATCH
TREVOR STONE & STEVE DAVE VS NAUGHTY NED & ROBERT CARR
"Well here we go! This is an unusual match..."
"Josh Mercer I guess thought it would be amusing to pit these teams against each other and it is! It has certainly antagonised gathering members Carr and Stone that they have to face each other! Though we can hardly call them teams look at them they are already arguing with their partners! Hey fellows can't we all just get along! Ha ha ha!"
All 4 men are in the ring but seem more intent on yelling at their partners than facing the opposing team. Carr is yelling at Ned telling him he has the match in control even though it hasn’t started. Stone starts insulting Dave who looks bemused but then he starts to shout at Stone. No doubt Dave can’t understand why Stone is yelling at him since they are supposed to be tag partners. Stone takes his place on the apron and yells at Dave not to tag him in.
"Obviously Stone has no intention of fighting fellow Gathering member Carr..."
"...and who would want to share the same ring as Ned! Certainly not Neal Steal after last week! I'll always be a huge fan of Ned after what he did to Steal!"
Finally Carr and Dave get into the ring. Carr looks unhappy to be facing Dave but that is probably better than facing Ned or fellow Gathering member Stone. A right hand by Carr is blocked and Dave hits several right hands. Dave whips Carr off the ropes and as Carr rebounds Dave nails him with a handspring elbow. Carr of course was instructed by Tracy Adkins to take out Steve Dave. As Carr gets to his feet Dave knocks him back down with a right hand. Dave pounds on Carr who seems taken aback by Dave’s aggression. The camera then shows Chris Christofferson on the ramp once again evaluating Dave’s performance.
"There is head of talent relations Chris Christofferson on the ramp..."
"There's nothing wrong with a talent relations head monitoring his talent but he seems obsessed with Dave! Its obvious Josh Mercer stepped in, made the final call and hired Dave...its something Christofferson will have to live with but he's making life as difficult for Dave as possible. Just because Dave hasn't got the image Christofferson wants..."
Dave whips Carr off the ropes, misses a big boot and Carr kicks him in the stomach. Right hands by Carr now hammering Dave and knocking him down with a right hand. Carr gets up and yells some abuse at his “partner” Ned. Carr then shoves Ned obviously that was his idea of a tag. Ned rubs himself and blows a kiss at Carr. As Ned gets into the ring Carr trips him up on purpose! This gives Dave the advantage and he punches Ned into the mat. Dave whips Ned off the ropes and hits him with an elbow as he rebounds. Dave punches Ned in the face as he gets to his feet…
"Dave seems to be the only one who is treating this as a normal tag match."
"He seems totally oblivious to the obvious tension between the other 3 men…"
Dave goes for an irish whip, Ned reverses and as Dave hit’s the ropes Carr nails him in the back of the head. No doubt Carr did that due to Adkins instructions to try and take out Dave than to assist Ned. As Dave turns round wondering what hit him Ned hits him with a clothesline. Carr turns round yelling at the crowd. Ned slaps him on the ass tagging Carr in. Carr yells at Ned but keeps his cool knowing he is supposed to concentrate on injuring Dave. Carr stomps on Dave and then delivers a shoulder breaker. Elbowdrop by Carr…1,2...and Dave gets his shoulder up. Carr backs Dave into the corner and stomps him before pulling Dave into the centre of the ring. Whip attempt by Carr is reversed, Carr rebounds and Dave hits him with a power slam!
"Did you hear Carr accuse Ned of being a prostitute..."
"Well isn't that obvious Walters? God you're beyond naive at times..."
Cover by Dave…1,2...and Carr kicks out. Dave pummels Carr into the corner but Carr whips him into the opposite turnbuckle. Dave charges forward, ducks a clothesline and hits a drop toe hold. Dave again begins talking to some invisible figure at ringside before turning back to Carr. He then plants Carr with a DDT before Stone suddenly enters the ring and clotheslines Dave! Obviously Stone who ordered Dave not to tag him in has seen enough. Stone pulls Dave up and waits for Carr to get to his feet. Meanwhile Ned sneaks into the ring and pulls down Stone’s pants! Stone turns round in a rage and Ned dropkicks him! Stone fall backwards and bashes heads with Carr. Staggering around Carr is rolled up into a small package by Dave! 1,2...3!!!
"Carr pinned again!"
"How much embarrassment can one man take? Carr is becoming a total joke!"
The winners of this bout at 4:11, Trevor Stone & Steve Dave!!!
"Carr takes himself so seriously..."
"...and thats why its's funny. He's a stuck up asshole who wants everything handed to him and look what he gets mixed up with!"
Carr gets up and swings at Ned as Stone gives Dave a clothesline. Ned then hits Stone with the THERE SHE BLOWS which is a very painful low blow/brain buster combination! Carr swings at Ned again and Ned drops down and pulls Carr’s pants down again. Ned then turns to Dave and blows a kiss at him. Dave looks bemused by Ned and quickly leaves the ring though its almost like he thinks someone is ordering him to leave.
"Obviously Dave is just about sane enough to recognise Ned isn‘t exactly the average man."
"Even Dave seems to know there’s something not quite right about a man pulling down the shorts of other guys. Though Dave isn’t exactly against indecent exposure considering his actions this past week in a restaurant."
Ned blows kisses to Carr and Stone as he leaves the ring. Both men slowly rise to their feet with furious looks on their faces.
"Carr wants the mic..."
"Well Stone is making his way to the showers but Carr wants to address the crowd first..."
Stone leaves the ring and Carr calls for the mic. Before we hear what Carr has to say a hooded figure slides into the ring and spears Carr to the Canvas. The hooded figure then drops two cards onto the motionless body of Robert Carr. The camera zooms in on the cards and they are revealed to be a Joker and the Black spot.
"Who was that?"
"Well I would I know who it is Walters? Whoever it was is wearing a hood so obviously does not want us to know!"
"Wait..."
"Who is Megala talking to?"
"Well how would I know David Saturn! Obviously he does not want us to know..."
"Well I...I...fair point I suppose..."
Backstage we cut to Silvio Megala talking to an unseen figure. Megala orders the cameramen to go away as we cut to commercial...
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CHRISTIAN GOLD VS BRAD SAVAGE
"Here is Christian Gold!"
"We discussed his credentials earlier this week! In short if you missed it he's a former amateur wrestler who got bored of competing in a sport about as interesting as watching paint dry!"
"You don't like amateur wrestling David?"
"No! Its duller than Hell...not that Hell obviously..."
As we come back from commercial Christian Gold is making his way to the ring. Another new arrival to PWR Brad Savage is already in the ring.
Jon McGraw-"His opponent, from Portland, Oregon...he weighs in tonight at 286 pounds and stands at 6,6...making his PWR debut...please welcome the rising star...Christian...GOLD!!!"
"Like I said a few days back I am impressed by his olympic success but I'm surprised he didn't fall into a sleep induced coma! That's how tedious amateur wrestling is!"
"Not exactly Mr popularity either is he David?"
Both men lockup and Gold looks for a quick takedown. Savage however grabs Gold by the arm and twists on it. Gold tries to break the hold with a forward roll which succeeds. Gold quickly hits a snap mare takedown and then stomps on his face. Gold begins taunting the crowd who greeted him with boos presumably due to his comments over the past week. Savage is back on his feet and they lock up again. Gold locks on a kneebar but seems to be taking his opponent very lightly. Savage reverses into an kneebar of his own. Gold tries to break loose with a snap mare but fails so he grabs the ropes instead. The crowd continue to boo Gold who just arrogantly smirks at them as if they are lucky simply to be in his presence.
"He called the PWR fans slack jawed yokels..."
"So if you're wondering why he's being booed that's just one of the many reasons...very egotistical young man is Christian Gold..."
Another lockup and Gold backs Savage into the corner and gives him a couple of slaps to the face. Not hard slaps more intended as mockery by Gold. Then Gold does hit a couple of hard uppercuts before whipping Savage off the ropes and nailing him with a spinning heel kick. Gold drops to his knees and rubs his forearm into the face of Savage. Then he pulls Savage to his feet and hits a belly to belly suplex. Gold then hits Savage with a couple more forearms before putting on a key lock submission. He quickly breaks that up it seemed he just did it so he could taunt the crowd who have been booing him relentlessly. Gold then pulls Savage back to his feet and hits a Canadian backbreaker.
"He's toying with Savage here..."
"Savage by name...not very savage by nature...Gold is dominating..."
Gold gets back up and begins strolling round the ring almost as if he’s taking a stroll through the park. Of course he could be implying this is simply a walk in the park. He has certainly dominated this match thus far. His confidence allows Savage time to get to his feet. Gold approaches him but ducks as Savage suddenly takes a swing! Having almost been caught out Christian quickly hit’s the 24 KARAT GOLD…1,2...3!!!
"A most impressive debut indeed!"
"Not winning any friends in his early days here in PWR. He has a bright future ahead of him..."
"We will be right back...stay tuned!"
The winner of this bout at 3:14, by pinfall…Christian…GOLD!!!
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HUP URB PUNK VS BRET HARRIS
Bret Harris is already in the ring as we return from commercial. HUP begins making his way to the ring...
"His opponent...from the United Kingdom, he stands at 5,9 and weighs in tonight at 213 pounds...ladies and gentlemen, making his PWR debut...please welcome Hip...Urb...PUNK!!!"
"There's Bret Harris who needs a win to impress Tracy Adkins..."
"He would be better off without the likes of Adkins...why he wants to join the Gathering I have no idea. Still I guess insecure individuals gather together in their time of need..."
Punk raises his hands and yells his name focused on the crowd. Harris surprises him by taking him down with a chop block to the knee. Harris delivers shots to the knee and a dropkick sends HUP to the mat. Harris taunts him and shoves his hand into Punk’s face. Punk responds with a hard chop to the chest followed by another. Harris quickly reacts by raking Punk’s eyes. Harris quickly leaps up to the top rope and as Punk turns round Harris hits him with a missile dropkick . 1,2...and kickout by Punk. As Punk gets to his feet Harris hits him with a right hand then goes for a irish whip. Punk who isn’t a huge man by wrestling standards blocks and attempts a short arm clothesline. Harris ducks, runs off the ropes but HUP sends Harris to the mat with a Japanese arm drag.
"Not a very big man is Punk by wrestling standards..."
"To quote a line by Punk earlier this week...looks can be deceiving...he looks to have great promise though obviously his size will lead to problems that is inevitable in the land of the giants..."
Punk runs off the ropes and quickly hits a splash. HUP then applies a chinlock but Harris breaks loose with an elbow and crawls towards the ropes. Harris charges, ducks a clothesline but as he rebounds off the opposite side Punk takes Harris out with a spinning heel kick. Harris pulls himself up by the ropes trying to rgain his bearings. Harris turns round right into the H*U*P finisher! Harris is out cold! Punk makes the cover…1,2...3!!! Impressive debut by Hup Urb Punk here on PWR CRASH TV!
"Harris perhaps took Punk lightly seeing his lighter size..."
"Well it is rather a lame phrase but I guess Harris just got punked! Can't have done his chances of joining the gathering any favours!"
The winner of this bout at 2:27, by pinfall...Hip...Urb...PUNK!!!
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LANCE INVICTUS VS SCORPIO CAGE
"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Seaside Heights, NJ...he weighs in tonight at 285 pounds and stands at 6,3...he is the lord of war...Lance...INVICTUS!!!"
"The crowd cheer Invictus who does not acknowledge it."
"Whether he likes it or not Invictus has become quite popular after his gutsy performances over the last few weeks."
"His opponent, from the lone star state...he stands at 6,4 and weighs in at 237 pounds...Scorpio CAGE!!!"
"Here comes Scorpio Cage victorious in his debut match last week..."
"His task tonight will be on a whole other level...he's facing the lord of war and he better watch his back!"
Scorpio is too slow entering the ring instead staring into the crowd who seem to like him as well. Invictus surprises him leaping over the top rope and begins punching Cage. He rams Cage face first into the apron then Cage responds by kicking Lance in the ribs. Cage begins to get into the ring but turns back. As he does so Lance grabs his arm and pulls him forward. Cage whacks his head against the ringpost. Invictus clotheslines Cage to the ground and aggressively chokes him up against the ringside barrier. The referee breaks it up and Cage staggers away entering the ring. Lance follows and begins stomping Cage and then chokes him on the bottom rope. The ref breaks it up then Lance elbows Cage in the head.
"Lance looks a little disorientated...I don't mean to be rude but his hair is all over the place..."
"Well he hasn't washed himself recently...its kind of a statement. Not really the way I would do it but whatever works for Lance I guess..."
Cage staggers to his feet but Invictus pushes him into the corner. Jab to the ribs then Invictius chokes Cage again. Cage responds with a thumb to the eye before throwing Lance over the top rope. Cage clearly wants to take a breather but Invictus heads straight back into the ring and goes back on the attack. Forearm to the head by Invictus but Cage blocks as Lance tries to ram him into the turnbuckle. Cage then rams Lance head first into the turnbuckle and throws him over the top rope again. Cage goes to the outside and rams Invictus face first into the ringpost just as Invictus did to him moments ago. Cage then repeats it ramming Lance into the post again.
"This is unusually aggressive but Cage did say he was going to put Invictus in the hospital..."
"I like the attitude of Cage generally but I think he would have a hard job accomplishing that feat...I guess he wants to make a major statement..."
Lance drops to his knees as the referee admonishes Cage and orders him back into the ring. Cage rolls Invictus back into the ring under the bottom rope. Cage pulls Lance to his feet and goes to whip him into the corner. Lance reverses but as Cage is whipped into the corner he knocks over the referee. Cage charges forward but is nailed with an elbow by Invictus. This is followed up with a DDT by Invictus planting Cage face first into the mat. The referee is still down as Lance climbs to the top rope…
"Lance is climbing up..."
"What the hell! My god what is this?"
Suddenly Invictus is assaulted by Christian Gold who knocks Lance off the top rope and to the floor! The crowd boo as Gold delivers a neckbreaker on the concrete, then another...and another! Gold stomps on Invictus then grabs a chair from ringside and delivers the 24 KARAT GOLD finisher we saw earlier on the chair! Why has Christian Gold assaulted Lance Invictus! The referee gets to his feet and begins counting to 10. Cage gets up and looks bemused but allows the referee to continue the 10 count. Invictus is motionless as the referee reaches 10!
The winner of this bout at 4:05 by countout, Scorpio...CAGE!
"Well I realise you don't know the answer either David but we both have one word on our minds. Why?"
"Indeed...well we better go to a break but indeed the question is why? Christian Gold has made a statement but he may well have chosen the wrong person to mess with!"
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"We are back and Lance Invictus has been assaulted AGAIN!"
"What the hell is this? Lance has taken beating after beating! It seems like he has a big bullseye painted on his back!"
As we return from a commercial break EMT's are crowded around a motionless Lance invictus trying to get a response. one of the EMT's picks up two cards and they are revealed to be the Joker and the Black spot
"Well ladies and gentlemen you saw Christian Gold attack Lance before the break but during the break he was assaulted again this time by the hooded person we saw earlier attacking Robert Carr..."
"I wonder if there is a connection? Still Gold did not get involved in the attack on Carr maybe he had nothing to do with the second attack. Maybe its just a coincidence perhaps Invictus is just a man unfortunate enough to have been involved in separate attacks twice in one night. How many more beatings can Lance take? First Silvio, then Hell and now tonight! There must be a voodoo doll of Invictus hidden somewhere how will he be fit to referee at the PPV...wait there's something happening backstage we are hearing now!"
We cut to an empty hallway where suddenly a scream is heard and Scorpio Cage is seen hurtling through one of the arena cabin windows.
The security see the hooded figure and shout at him to stop but the hooded figure escapes. Security go over to check on scorpio cage and see that he too has the Joker and Black spot cards on his person.
"Well I guess Gold and the hooded person aren't in cahoots as Scorpio won due to Gold's interference earlier yet the hood just attacked him! We saw the hooded individual attack Robert Carr earlier but Gold did not get involved in that. Gold attacked Lance earlier and we wondered whether he was helping Cage. Either way I think we now know due to events involving Cage that he and Gold aren't working together...so who is under that hood?"
"Well thats a lot to keep up with David Saturn! This broadcast is beginning to lose control...its getting chaotic!"
"Well we don't call it crash tv for nothing!"
LIVE! JANUARY 2ND 2010 ONLY ON PPV!!!
After returning from yet another commercial we see Silvio Megala leaving Josh Mercer's office with a smile on his face. What was that all about?
"Well that's surprising..."
"I guess Megala is trying to talk Mercer into changing the stipulation...he has nothing to lose but I can't see Mercer changing his mind."
NON-TITLE MATCH
SILVIO MEGALA VS RATTLESNAKE
"This is a non title match here tonight. Silvio Megala unbeaten in PWR and as much as I try to remain neutral I can't see that record ending tonight..."
"There's that joke Rattlesnake. It would be hilarious if Megala lost to him..."
Rattlesnake is already in the ring as Megala makes his way out.
"His opponent, from Milan, Italy...he weighs in tonight at 267 pounds and stands at 6,4...he is the billion dollar emperor...please welcome the PWR World Champion...Silvio...MEGALA!!!"
"A very newsworthy event in Megala's home town this past week wasn't it?"
"He's probably jealous he wasn't the one assaulted just so he could get all the media attention on himself!"
Silvio makes his way over to the centre of the ring and laughs as Rattlesnake signals for a lockup. The moment they do so with lighting speed Megala spins round and executes a takedown. Silvio gives Rattlesnake a hard shot to the back. Megala pulls Rattlesnake to his feet and hits a vicious german suplex almost breaking Rattlesnake in half. Megala makes the cover…1,2...and Megala breaks up the count himself! Megala laughs and gets to his feet obviously intending to give Rattlesnake more punishment…
"Well Megala seems to be enjoying himself..."
"What an egomaniac! I'm no fan of this ripoff Rattlesnake but Megala should just get this over with. Megala could do some real damage...what the hell?"
As Silvio continues with his match the lights go out and a voice begins to call his name!!!!!
Silvio Oh Silvio, Silvio!
"Do you recognise that voice?"
"I think so but I really can't be sure..."
Silvio turns his attentions towards the tron and see who is calling him .....Let's listen in.
Silvio that's right it's me the man the man that wants you!!!!! See you kept blowing up my phones to get me to come back well I'm coming back alright most people would say don't ask for something you may regret. Well old friend your gonna regret me coming back into your life. See Niwf you flashed your money and tried to buy me and it backed fired and what the hell happened you tried to take me out ......Well I left and spent most of my time down Mexico working my ass off and making my fortune and making a lot of allies. Speaking of which right about now my young assistant should be coming to the ring as I speak and handing you a gift. You can say it's a early Christmas Present!!!!
The young lady walks down the run way and gets into the ring and hands the self made Millionaire a a envelope. Silvio opens the envelope and the look on his face is unbelievable.
See Silvio this should make you happy my signature on the contract you and me one on one !!!! For the First Crash Tv of the year 2010. All I can say is Man Up and get ready!!!! I'm coming to take you out and there is nothing you or anyone can do about it.......Hey Silvio Welcome To My Pain My World My Hell!!!!!!
By The Way BEWARE OF THE BEWARNED!!!!!! BECAUSE BEAR IS COMING FOR YOU!!! And By The way I'm not coming alone Take that to the bank and cash it!!!!!!
"My God that's Bear!"
"I realised that about half way through! We haven't seen Bear for several weeks! Look at Megala he's furious!"
"Rollup by Rattlesnake...1,2...and..."
Megala looks annoyed at the distraction and suddenly Rattlesnake rolls him up from behind!!! 1,2...and Megala just kicks out! Megala leaps to his feet like he’s been electrocuted and clotheslines Rattlesnake knocking him to the mat. Megala pulls Rattlesnake into the corner and stomps on him before mockingly pretending to drink a beer. Megala then pulls Rattlesnake up and hits the piledriver! Megala makes the cover this time taking no chances…1,2...3!
The winner of this bout at 2:48 by pinfall, Silvio...MEGALA!!!
"Considering all the attacks and distractions here tonight Megala took the safe route there..."
"Well he's going to take the cheap route after the match instead...hardly unusual for someone of his morals..."
Megala goes to the outside and brings his title belt into the ring and nails Rattlesnake in the head with it. Megala pounds on Rattlesnake laughing and then he signals to the timekeeper. He reaches under his table and hands Megala a bottle of champagne. Megala places his foot on Rattlesnake posing obviously mocking him as he takes a swig of the champagne.
"Well Megala has made his point. Hell will be watching his former associate being embarrassed here..."
"Megala knows that Rattlesnake does not even have 0.1% of the ability Hell has...oh look its the hood again!"
Suddenly the hooded figure reappears and slides into the ring. Silvio pulls Rattlesnake up and pushes him into the hooded figure who hits rattlesnake with a swinging neckbreaker. The figure then drops his trademark Joker and Black spot cards onto the limp body of Rattlesnake. The hooded figure then takes off his hood and mask...
"OH MY GOD ITS JOSH MERCER!!!!"
"NO!"
Mercer then turns to Silvio and shakes his hand and raises the PWR champion's arm in victory
"I can't believe what we are seeing David Saturn!"
"Mercer has sold out, our new owner has sold out to the self proclaimed MWA Legend."
Mercer picks up a microphone and begins to speak
"You see power has its advantages and I know where the strength in this company lies..."
Silvio cheers as Mercer comes over to him. Mercer hugs Silvio and the camera zooms in on Mercer who has a sadistic smile on his face. Suddenly Mercer hits the belly to belly suplex on Silvio! Mercer then locks in the figure four leg lock on Silvio!
"Figure 4!"
"It was a trap! Yes! What a gullible fool Megala is! Well I...well I guess I was fooled as well but he's supposed to be a genius! I'm not!"
Silvio is tapping like mad but as this isn't a match so there is no reason to break the hold. Silvio passes out to the pain and Mercer still has the hold locked in. Security rush to the ring to pull Mercer off
"ANY OF YOU TOUCH ME AND YOUR FIRED!"
Mercer releases the hold and begins to speak
"I bet you all thought I had sold my soul. I'm just not taking any shit here anymore. PWR is for champions and Invictus needs to learn that there are no conspiracies, Silvio needs to learn to not let his ego cloud his judgement. Carr you need to quit bitching about your matches and as for Scorpio and Rattlesnake...... see you at the PPV."
"Well Mercer lets his actions do the talking..."
"He's a very hands on owner that's for sure! Megala has been stunned!"
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STEEL CAGE MATCH
ROADRAGE VS TRACY ADKINS
"We are back and Tracy Adkins is in the cage which is being lowered to the ring..."
"Well here comes RoadRage...my god its total anarchy!"
"This is just nonstop chaos! How much more can happen tonight?"
As Road Rage is coming out to the cage Trevor Stone comes out from the crowd and hits him from behind with a set of brass knuckles. Road Rage goes down but not out. Robert Carr then comes out and kicks and stomps Road Rage.
"RoadRage is being pounded..."
"This is awful. There is no need of an attack like this on Road Rage! Totally uncalled for!"
As the attack continues the crowd watches on booing. Trevor Stone suddenly falls face first onto the steel ramp with a loud thud.
"Wait a moment..."
"Thank god. Here comes help."
Robert Carr turns around just in time to see Naughty Ned. Carr's eyes almost pop out of their sockets as Carr lets out a scream. Ned has grabbed a handful of Robert Carr's testicle's and squeezes. As he is squeezing Ned moves close to Robert Carr and places his hand behind Carr's head and pulls him close. Ned smiles and plants a big wet kiss right on Robert Carr's lips.
"Oh my god did you see that? Ned just kissed Carr on the lips and Carr is helpless to do anything about it!"
"One thing is certain. You can be sure Carr will be livid over that. I wonder if they got a close up of that one...HAHAHAHAHA........"
Carr is shocked but can't do anything. Finally Carr goes down to one knee and finally Ned lets go of the hold. Carr then topples over holding his crotch. Officials come out and force all the men to leave ringside so the match can finally begin.
RoadRage slowly enters the cage he immediately begins trading punches with Adkins. Unsurprisingly after the attack Tracy is getting the better of the initial exchange. Tracy forces RoadRage into the corner and pummels him in the ribs and chest. The cage is locked as Adkins goes to whip RoadRage into the corner. However RoadRage reverses and sends Adkins into the corner with great velocity. Adkins is pulled to his feet and RoadRage throws him face first into the steel cage. Adkins falls to the mat but RoadRage pulls him up and repeats the move. Adkins staggers back as he hit’s the steel.
"RoadRage scoops him up and hit’s a sidewalk slam…"
"RoadRage is probably used to causing serious damage on sidewalks! Yes I know that was lame...sorry..."
RoadRage then pounds on Adkins in the corner. RoadRage goes to whip him to the opposite corner, Adkins reverses, RoadRage charges forward but is taken out by a hard clothesline from Adkins. Then Tracy pulls RoadRage to his feet and throws RR face first into the cage giving RR a taste of the steel. Adkins pulls RR to his feet and lifts RoadRage up for a vertical suplex. Adkins hits it then curses at the crowd. Adkins pulls RR to his feet, whips him off the ropes, RR ducks a clothesline and as he rebounds off the opposite side both men take each other out with clotheslines. Both men get to their feet and begin a fistfight. RR gets the better of it, whips Adkins off the ropes, Adkins ducks a big boot and then power slams RR to the mat.
"He has RoadRage down..."
"Well this is an early attempt to escape now by Adkins..."
Adkins then begins climbing the cage but RR quickly gets to his feet and follows. Both men exchange fists on the top turnbuckle then RR shoves Tracy down to the mat. RR looks to have the match won but Bret Harris appears at ringside and prevents him from escaping. RR is forced to get back into the cage but looks down at Adkins who is down on the mat. RR suddenly leaps off the top nailing Adkins with a big elbow! The crowd go crazy! Harris then enters the cage through the door followed by Carr and Stone who have appeared at ringside again. Harris takes RR down as he gets to his feet and Carr and Stone begin stomping on RR. Then Harris pulls out a pair of handcuffs and cuffs RR to the bottom rope. They take turns pounding on RR.
"RoadRage seems totally helpless."
"Well of course he is! Look at him Walters the man is handcuffed...wait maybe I spoke too soon!"
Suddenly Hell rushes to the ring and begins climbing the cage! Hell climbs up and Carr goes up to meet him! Hell nails Carr with a right hand knocking him to the mat! Harris and Stone pound on RR but turn round as Hell climbs all the way to the top! Suddenly Hell leaps off taking both Harris and Stone out with a cross body! The crowd are going crazy totally aghast that somebody Hell’s size could pull off a move like that. Hell however isn’t some out of shape 399 pounder he is all muscle and agility. Hell pummels on Stone and then spears Carr to the mat!
"Look at Adkins he slipped out of the cage without anybody noticing!"
"Adkins has the victory but simply walks up the ramp leaving his men alone to feel the wrath of Hell!"
The winner of this match at 4:06 by escaping the cage, Tracy Adkins!!!
Finally the men begin to get the better of Hell and pull him to his feet. They whip Hell off the ropes, Hell ducks a Harris/Stone double clothesline but Carr nails Hell with a flying DDT. They pummel on Hell as RR watches still trapped by the handcuffs. Harris then clotheslines Hell to the mat. Carr and Stone leave the cage but RR suddenly breaks the handcuffs! RR grabs Harris as he is almost out the door. Carr and Stone see what is going on but just leave Harris on his own. RR kicks Harris in the face and Hell then gets to his feet. Hell makes his way over and hits Harris with the HELLPLEX!
"Oh my god he just broke Harris in half!"
"Astounding strength by Hell! I know one thing Harris will be sore for a while!"
Hell hit Harris with the move so hard Harris is actually sent flying out the cage door! RR tries to follow but Carr and Stone return. Carr slams the door into RR’s face. RR holds his head and tries to follow but all 3 men run up the ramp. Carr and Stone refused to enter the cage to help Harris but they help him up the ramp.
"Has Harris sacrificed himself enough tonight that Adkins will allow him to join the gathering?"
"Adkins is nowhere to be seen having left his men by themselves after he escaped the cage. Typical Adkins really."
"We are taking our last commercial...Hell vs Punisher and Destroyer...NEXT!"
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HANDICAP MATCH
HELL VS CORPORATE BODYGUARDS
"Well Hell is in the ring after interfering in the cage match just moments ago...here they come..."
"Weighing in at a combined weight of 800 pounds...Punisher and Destroyer!"
"No music, no hometown reference! These 2 men are not stars. They are hired thugs..."
"Oh look who's bringing up the rear...oh no he's coming over here..."
Punisher and Destroyer make their way out to no entrance theme. Neal Steal follows as the crowd begin a Steal sucks chant. Steal joins the announcers as Punisher and Destroyer slowly make their way into the ring.
"Remember one thing it was Hell who requested this match! Mr Megala has ordered Punisher and Destroyer to take out Hell tonight! That is exactly what Hell deserves after last week attacking Mr Megala for no reason!"
"Hey Neal good match last week! I really enjoyed it!"
"Shut up Saturn! Mr Megala by the way is disgusted by Josh Mercer's lie earlier tonight! Its all a conspiracy Mercer is jealous that he can never be the respectable corporate citizen Mr Megala is! He's a criminal who can't run a show without all hell breaking loose...and he's been involved in most of the attacks!"
"Punisher and Destroyer are not trained wrestlers. They have no finesse whatsoever."
Hell charges at the bodyguards but after a few moments they overpower him and club him to the ground. They stomp and kick Hell hard leaving him no room to breathe. This is all they know how to do and right now they have Hell right where they want him. The crowd boo as Destroyer pounds on Hell’s leg no doubt having been instructed to break it by Silvio Megala. Meanwhile Punisher nails Hell with hard blows to the face. They pull Hell to his feet as Destroyer holds Hell for Punisher to strike him. Punisher knocks Hell down with one punch something not many people could do.
"Yahoo! Go Punisher What a fool Hell is thinking he can take on two 400 pounders!"
"I guess they won't be rewarded by Megala if they succeed in injuring Hell tonight...Punisher and Destroyer may well be fired if they fail tonight. Its their jobs on the line...unlike you Steal I get the impression Punisher and Destroyer despise Megala. He treats them like garbage. Money talks though I suppose especially when you're as dumb as Punisher and Destroyer..."
"Cover by Destroyer!"
Destroyer goes for the cover but Hell kicks out after 2! Hell leaps up and begins pounding on Punisher in the corner. Destroyer not exactly being quick on his feet slowly makes his way over and Hell turns his attention to him! Hell throws Destroyer over the top rope! Destroyer won’t be used to that and as he hit’s the ground he looks totally stunned. Punisher meanwhile has climbed to the top rope! Steal is on his feet yelling at Punisher to get down! Hell makes his way over and begins pounding Punisher! Punisher drops and falls in a very painful position! Punisher yells in pain as the crowd laugh at the shocked expression of anguish on his face.
"That should be a disqualification!"
"Shut up Steal! No matter how big you are that will always hurt!"
"This is an all out brawl and Hell is doing a good job of keeping these two men apart..."
Punisher falls to the mat as Hell focuses back on Destroyer and rolls him into the ring. Hell pounds on Destroyer with fists and stomps. Punisher rushes over for once he is moving fairly quick by his standards. Hell moves and Punisher cracks his head against the ringpost!
"Ouch that will do some damage to the head!"
"Fortunately brain damage for Punisher wouldn’t be much of a handicap! He’s lived with it all his life anyway!"
"Well this isn't an intellectual debate Saturn. Mr Megala hires people like me for intelligence...he hires these two as muscle!"
"I don't know why the hell he hires you...because he likes ass kissers I suppose...funny how he went missing before your match with Ned..."
"He was going to help but Mr Megala had to take an important business related phone call..."
"...and you're gullible enough to believe everything he says...my god how blind are you Steal? He does not care about you or anyone but himself!"
"You're just jealous!"
Hell stomps on Punisher but Destroyer comes up from behind. Hell quickly takes out Destroyer by hitting a chop block to the knee. Destroyer having no wrestling knowledge whatsoever did not realise he should try and protect his knees against moves like that. Hell pounds on Destroyer then rams him face first into the opposite corner turnbuckle. Hell rams him again and stomps on him.
"Hell is doing a good job of keeping the men apart and their reactions are so slow they can’t keep up with Hell’s attacks at times."
"Hell unlike them is fast and agile for his size. Punisher and Destroyer have about as much athleticism as Fat Bastard."
"I'll tell them you said that! They are dominating Hell here..."
"Are you insane? Hell is kicking their asses!"
Hell goes back towards Punisher and chokes him over the bottom rope. Hell kicks him in the ribs and as Punisher tries to regain his breath Hell turns to an advancing Destroyer. Hell goes for the CHOKESLAM but Destroyer is simply too big to lift even for Hell. Instead Hell plants him face first into the mat with a DDT! Hell goes back to Punisher, pulls him up and locks on THE CLAW!!!
"No!"
"We haven’t seen Hell do this for several weeks but while he has been chokeslaming and hellplexing people all over the place we should remember that the claw is an integral part of his arsenal! A reminder perhaps for Silvio Megala but considering the size of these men the chokeslam and hellplex was not an option even for the colossal Hell!"
"He taps! He taps! Steal is going mad!"
The winner, at 6:27...HELL!!!
Hell drives Punisher down to the mat and Punisher taps! Steal stands up in a rage and begins yelling!
"Steal better think twice here..."
"Steal has lost it! My god he just nailed Hell with the chair! What is Steal thinking? Has he got a death wish?"
In a moment of madness Steal picks up his chair, enters the ring and whacks Hell in the back as he celebrates his win! Hell turns round and smiles as he sees Steal. Amazingly Steal tries to say it wasn’t him! Steal has a look of total fright on his face and Hell gives him the CHOKESLAM!!! Steal is out cold!
"Hurrah! Hopefully that will shut Steal up once and for all!"
"Wait David...Hell has a few words to say..."
Hell requests a Mic. He is handed one and Hell lifts it and looks directly into the camera.
Silvio Megala.....take a good look at those three goons of yours.
Hell points to Punisher, Destroyer and Steal as the camera catches a quick angle of all 3 men laid out in the ring.
That is your security....that is your so called henchmen....as well as your personal ass kisser...but most of all Silvio.....that is.....called DEFEAT....so hate it Silvio but most off all....SUCK IT UP BITCH!
Hell looks directly into the camera smirking his always evil grin.
Silvio if I were you I would think about what you have gotten yourself into. After all Silvio those two men are far from little and look at the destruction I reeked on those two. Silvio your days are measured in numbers for holding that title and after the new year hits you will not be champion anymore. Silvio the best thing that you can do for your new years resolution is to give up being the Pwr Champion. Mark my words Silvio I will be crowned the champion when we meet at Winter Warzone.
Hell tosses the Mic to one side and walks up the ramp.
"This has been a night of pure chaos. Its been a warzone here tonight..."
"...and it will be a warzone in 2 weeks as well!"
"See you all at winter warzone! From myself Al Walters and on behalf of David Saturn...goodnight!"
Hell raises his arms aloft as he reaches the top of the ramp. Are we seeing the next PWR World Champion?