Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 13, 2009 12:55:40 GMT -5
LIVE FROM NORFOLK SCOPE, NORFOLK, VIRGINA
CAPACITY 13,800
ATTENDANCE 2,234
Al Walters-"Hello everyone and welcome to PWR CRASH Tv! Tonight we will see number 1 contender Hell in action when he takes on PWR newcomer Bret Harris one on one!"
David Saturn-"Also Neal Steal will be in action against Naughty Ned! Ha ha ha!"
"You're really going to enjoy seeing Steal embarrassed by Ned aren't you?"
"You're damn right captain obvious! There's nothing I enjoy more than seeing Steal embarrassed and these fans are certainly looking forward to it...speak of the devil..."
We see a shot of the parking lot where Silvio has arrived in his limo. Neal Steal gets out and turns back towards Silvio.
"You're going to be there at ringside for me against Ned aren't you Mr Megala?"
"Of course Neal!"
Megala smiles but as Steal turns his back Megala rolls his eyes.
"See that Walters! There's no way Megala would go near someone like Ned! There's no way out for Steal tonight! I'm not sucking up because that's more Steal's style but thank you Josh Mercer!"
"Anyway lets go to the ring for some tag team action!"
TREVOR STONE & TRACY ADKINS VS SCORPIO CAGE & STEVE DAVE
All 4 men are already at ringside as the bell rings.
"Well here we have an unusual team as newcomer Scorpio Cage and Steve Dave team up!"
"We need to see how they function as a team. Stone and Adkins know how to function as a unit can Scorpio and Dave do the same?
All 4 men face each other and begin brawling. Scorpio throws Stone to the outside as Dave pounds on Adkins. Backbreaker by Adkins followed up by a power bomb! Dave does not go for the cover instead talking to an invisible figure at ringside. This allows Adkins to nail Dave with a spinning heel kick when he turns round. Adkins stomps on Dave and begins yelling at him calling him a mental retard. Adkins charges back at Dave as he gets up but Dave hits him with a spine buster. Dave begins talking to himself again though he certainly seems to think he is having a normal conversation with someone. Dave then looks up the ramp as PWR Official Chris Christofferson makes his way onto the stage notepad in hand.
"There's PWR head of talent relations Chris Christofferson. He appears to be evaluating Dave’s performance which must be somewhat unsettling for Dave."
"I can't stand people like Christofferson. Jumped up little dictators who get a bit of power and start throwing their weight around. Dave has a contract but I can guarantee if not for Josh Mercer's intervention Christofferson would never have given someone like Dave a chance. Christofferson is a corporate suit who does not want someone like Dave representing PWR. This for me is about talent and if Dave has it he has every right to be involved."
"Come on David don't beat about the bush say what you really think!"
"I'm sure I won't be making friends at PWR HQ anytime soon but Christofferson to me has acted like a total jerk towards Dave. Somebody needs to say it. Look at Scorpio and I'm not picking on him because its not his fault and he seems like a decent guy. However he was immediately hired so why wasn't Steve Dave hired straight away? Scorpio looks like a wrestler and Dave does not. Dave however can wrestle and that is all what matters. Look at Christofferson taking notes...there's nothing wrong with Steve Dave in the ring."
"Well he seemed confused about submission rules last week..."
"Well he's shown enough knowledge that he deserves a chance at the very least."
The referees have restored order outside the ring and Stone and Scorpio have taken up their positions on the apron. Dave tags in Scorpio who looks bemused as Dave starts up a conversation with whatever imaginary vision he can see. We hear him muttering the name Lucy under his breath again. In the ring Scorpio whips Adkins off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder charge. Scorpio tries to follow up with an elbow drop but misses and Adkins manages to tag Stone in. Stone charges at Scorpio but Scorpio grabs him and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Kicks to the ribs by Scorpio and then he places Stone across the top rope.
"Scorpio Cage known in some circles as Jake Cage looks very impressive here."
"Decent height at 6,4. That isn't as big as Hell but it is around the same size as the likes of Lance Invictus and Silvio Megala. He's got some decent technical knowledge and the fans are fully behind Scorpio and Dave in this bout."
Stone however blocks the superplex attempt and shoves Scorpio down to the mat. Scorpio goes back to the corner but Stone pounds on his back and then hits him with a swinging DDT! Stone pulls Scorpio to his feet and pummels him. Stone whips Scorpio off the ropes, Scorpio reverses but misses a big boot as Stone rebounds. Stone rebounds again off the opposite side and goes for a flying cross body. Scorpio catches him and hit’s a fall away slam! Scorpio then tags in Steve Dave who begins stomping and aggressively pounding on Stone. Then Dave lifts Stone up allowing Scorpio to come in and deliver a neck breaker.
"Good double team move by Scorpio and Dave showing that at times Dave does seem to have some idea of his surroundings."
"Adkins seems to have a real problem with Dave yelling retard at him across the ring. What is Adkins problem? Dave is a little out there mentally perhaps but its not right to call anybody retarded. Steal used to use that word on commentary to describe a guy called Xavier Kash years back in NIWF and I didn't like it then."
Dave then realises he should make the cover but Adkins breaks it up. Adkins yells retard at Dave again and kicks him. Dave tags in Scorpio who knocks Stone down as he gets to his feet. Scorpio looks over at Adkins and the 2 men exchange trash talk with each other. Scorpio then looks to be going for a gutwrench suplex but Adkins enters the ring again and kicks Dave in the head.
"In all fairness Scorpio did enter the ring while Dave was the legal man."
"Rollup by Trevor Stone! That was very close to a victory!"
Scorpio punches Adkins as he heads back to the apron. Stone comes up from behind with a rollup! 1,2...and a kickout by Scorpio who kicks out with force. Scorpio leaps back to his feet and takes Stone into the corner and tags in Dave.
"Adkins seems to hate Dave for some reason..."
"Its typical of someone with prejudice like Adkins to target the likes of Steve Dave for abuse. If anybody has mental problems in this company Adkins is the worst of all!"
Chinlock applied by Dave as Adkins continues to yell retard at him. Bodyslam by Dave who then starts talking to his imaginary vision again. Scorpio tries to refocus Dave on the match pointing towards Stone. Dave with a knee drop on Stone and a kick to the head. Dave hits another knee to the head, whips Stone off the ropes but Stone hits Dave with a DDT! Stone then tags in Adkins and charges at Scorpio knocking him off the apron. He then focuses on Dave continuing to call him a retard. Clothesline by Adkins on Dave but Adkins turns round right into a clothesline by Scorpio! Cover made by Scorpio, Dave intercepts Stone but Adkins kicks out after 2. Dave then throws Stone to the outside and then both Scorpio and Dave take out Adkins with a double power bomb! Scorpio makes the cover…1,2...3!
The winners of this bout at 6:48, Steve Dave and Scorpio Cage!!!
"Great teamwork by Scorpio and Dave!"
"Dave is looking for Christofferson but he's left. I don't know what more Dave has to do to get recognition. Its a good thing Mercer is here because Christofferson will never give him a fair chance."
Dave looks up at the stage but PWR official Christofferson has left ringside. Dave looks worried as he makes his way backstage leaving Scorpio to celebrate in the ring.
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Neal Steal is backstage in a panic. Steal calls out for "Mr Megala" but Silvio is nowhere to be seen.
"Welcome back to CRASH Tv and it looks like Neal Steal is in trouble!"
"Megala cares about nobody but himself and is too much of a snob to ever face the likes of Ned. For years Steal has kissed Megala's ass every week but Megala really couldn't give a damn about him or anyone else. Steal was forced into this match by Josh Mercer otherwise Megala would have had to face Ned. I have no sympathy for Steal though believe me! Looks like Steal is about to get what he deserves in his first ever official match! Here comes Ned!"
NAUGHTY NED VS NEAL STEAL
Ned waits patiently in the ring for the arrival of Steal.
"Crowd seem to really like Ned. They were bemused by him at first but he's certainly won over the crowd!"
"Ha ha! Here he comes! I never thought I would be pleased to see Steal!"
Steal slowly makes his way to the ring as Ned makes a series of sexual gestures at him. Steal looks at Ned in horror knowing full well that Ned has heard all the insults directed at him while doing commentary. Steal goes to enter the ring then goes back out again. Steal starts yelling at David Saturn who is laughing at him on commentary.
"Well he certainly isn't very happy with you David!"
"Hey Neal turn around you idiot! Get him Ned get him!"
Ned suddenly slides under the bottom rope and beings chasing Steal round the ring. Just as he is about to catch up to Neal he ducks underneath the ring. Ned goes round to the other side anticipating Steal will come out the other side. Ned sees a hand and grabs at it. Ned however continues tugging but can’t seem to move it. Suddenly Steal sneaks up behind him with a chair and nails Ned across the back with it.
"Steal is a very sneaky individual."
"I didn't think he had anything going for him but I forgot about the bodyguards. God knows how nobody saw them when they decided to hide under the ring. They must have been down there before the show started."
As Ned is down Steal looks under the canvas and yells something. We see the corporate bodyguards Punisher and Destroyer emerge from under the canvas. Destroyer looks like he wants to stretch his legs being a big man he wouldn’t have been very comfortable under the ring. Steal yells at them rather rudely to take Ned into the ring. Both men drag Ned into the ring. They pound on him with fists as Steal stands in the corner laughing at Ned. The bodyguards go to whip Ned into the turnbuckle but Ned manages to counter elevating Punisher through the middle rope. Destroyer goes to choke Ned but Ned hits him with a low blow.
"Low blow!"
"Hey great tap dancing Destroyer!"
Ned then grabs Destroyer by the testicles and squeezes! Destroyer recoils in horror trying to break loose. Ned then lets him loose and elevates him through the middle rope and to the outside. Ned then begins stalking Steal who begs for mercy. Suddenly Robert Carr enters the ring and clotheslines Ned! The crowd boo as Carr grounds and pounds on Ned. Slowly approaching Steal also delivers a few stomps. Carr grabs Ned and pulls him up by the arm. Carr climbs to the top rope as Steal starts laughing again. That is rather premature as Ned suddenly shoves Steal which knocks Carr off the tope rope! Carr lands painfully on the top turnbuckle! Ned then drops Carr over the top rope grapefruits first and starts tugging on the rope increasing Carr’s pain. Ned then kicks Carr in the head sending him to the outside.
"Carr is down and Steal is all alone!"
"Steal is helpless...my god Steal just slapped Ned! I've seen little kids slap harder than that!"
Steal is frozen in horror as Ned approaches him. Ned is laughing and Steal suddenly slaps Ned across the face. Considering it’s Steal we are seeing the slap did no damage. Ned just laughs and then he grabs Steal! Ned lifts Steal up and slams him to the mat! Steal looks motionless as Ned stands over him doing another sexual gesture. Ned then to add insult to injury locks Steal in the figure 4 leg lock! That is of course the regular finishing move of Silvio Megala (amongst others) and Steal immediately taps! Ned celebrates as Steal tries to crawl away but Ned isn’t finished. As Steal tries to slide under the bottom rope Ned pulls him back in! Ned then tugs at Steal’s pants revealing his underwear to the whole world!
"Ned is raping Steal of his dignity!"
"Steal has no dignity! Everyone sees him for the suck up he is! I'm enjoying this though Steal's underwear is not a pleasant sight! Still if Steal is miserable I'm happy! Oh wait Ned's taking off his belt! Take Neal to the woodshed!"
Ned suddenly takes off his belt then places Steal over his knee and begins literally giving Steal a ass whipping. Steal’s face is one of horror as he whimpers and moans! The crowd are loving Steal’s embarrassment. David Saturn is on his feet clapping and crying with uncontrollable laughter!
"Steal is like a fish out of water! He's trying to wriggle away but he's trapped!"
"To steal a line he's being whipped like a government mule! This might be the greatest thing I've seen in my career to date! Possibly even my whole life!"
Ned finally releases Steal who scampers under the bottom rope and runs up the ramp! Ned raises his arms in celebration!
The winner of this bout at 4:40, Naughty...NED!!!
"Ned has won this match! Josh Mercer must be loving this!"
"It was a well fought win as well. Once he got Steal on his own it was straightforward but remember he had to overcome 3 other men before he reached Steal."
Robert Carr then comes back in but trips over the bottom rope on his way in! Carr lands flat on his face and Ned quickly pulls down Carr’s pants. Carr isn’t wearing any underwear! Ned goes to spank Carr with his belt but Carr escapes running up the ramp his rear end exposed to the entire crowd. A loud Ned chant starts as he begins gyrating in celebration!
"Ned just made an ass out of Carr again! How much more embarrassment can Carr take!"
"Ned will be getting a few extra noughts on his payoff from Josh Mercer this week I'm sure! Naughty Ned is your winner and we will be right back after commercial!"
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LIVE ON PPV! SATURDAY JANUARY 2ND 2010!
Backstage we see Steve Dave knocking on the door marked Christofferson.
"Mr Christoffee! Mr Christofferee!"
Suddenly Dave falls to the ground. Tracy Adkins is standing over him with a baseball bat in hand. Adkins stomps on Dave but officials intervene before Adkins can do any further damage.
"I guess Adkins is furious after the tag loss earlier!"
"He has a real issue with Steve Dave for some reason. Dave did not deserve to be assaulted like that without provocation! Totally uncalled for from Tracy Adkins!"
"Lets go to the ring!"
"Well we just saw someone hit with a baseball bat Walters! All you can say is lets go to the ring!"
"Well I hope Steve Dave is ok but we only have limited time left on the broadcast David! We will try and update you all on Steve Dave's condition on the PWR website..."
"Cheap plug Walters!"
"Well I'm just doing my job David. We aren't all as outspoken as you are! You come out here each and every week and you're outspoken but I'm just trying to call the action as I'm told! Not everybody has the same style and guts as you do David and I do admire your style but its just not mine! You know I don't want to see violence like that and I wish we had time to update it. However we need to move on with the show if the guys backstage say so..."
"I know you care Al that was a little harsh of me I apologise OK? I know I kind of rip on you a bit sometimes like that joke I made about how viewers would suffer with you and Steal doing commentary when I was away on assignment for the Carr and Ned court case. Its all in good humour though OK...well not with Steal I truly can't stand him but with you I'm just joking around. You're an excellent announcer. Your commentary is fair but sometimes you're just a little straight-laced which is the opposite to me being all outspoken. Anyone watching at home however who thinks I don't like Al Walters is wrong let me make that perfectly clear! The reports on the internet claiming dissent between us couldn't be any further from the truth! You have been a pleasure to work with and its been rare I've had that in this business especially with the likes of Steal besides me at the desk...lets go to the ring..."
"Thanks I do appreciate that David."
BRET HARRIS VS HELL
Bret Harris is already in the ring awaiting Hell's arrival.
Jon McGraw-"His opponent, from Hell's Kitchen, Nova Scotia, he weighs in at 399 pounds and stands at 7,2...ladies and gentlemen please welcome the number 1 contender...he is the newblood...HELL!!!"
"Well Harris certainly couldn't have a taller task in his PWR debut!"
"Harris has actually wrestled Hell before though I don't know how he fared in those matches to be honest! Hey I was a little slack with my research this week!"
"At least you're honest about it David Saturn!"
Harris and Hell don’t lock up instead getting right into a fistfight. Hell seems slightly taken aback that Harris has decided to take it to him in this manner and is pounded into the corner. Harris doesn’t look to be intimidated and begins kicking Hell in the ribs and chops him. Harris then ties Hell up in the ropes and begins punching him before the referee breaks it up. Harris then kicks Hell again and throws him over the top rope and to the outside. Harris comes out but Hell dodges his charge and Harris is thrown into the ringside barrier. Hell knocks Harris to the ground with a punch, stomps on him before throwing Harris back into the ring.
"Harris had some abusive comments directed at Hell this past week."
"He surprised me with his initial assault but Hell seems to be taking control now. The problem with Hell sometimes is that in the ring he occasionally takes a while to get going. Some wrestlers are slow starters but Hell is certainly taking charge now."
Harris is down and Hell hits him with successive elbows. Hell pulls Harris to his feet and punches him in the ribs and head. Harris shows some toughness absorbing the beating and managing to get to his feet before responding with a punch of his own. The brief rally however is cutoff as Hell punches back and pummels Harris into the corner. Kicks and stomps by Hell then he chokes Harris with his boot before the referee forces a break. Hell pulls Harris up but Harris suddenly hit’s a series of punches. Harris goes to whip Hell off the ropes, Hell reverses and as Harris charges back Hell kicks him in the face. Harris to his credit stays on his feet but is staggered. Hell charges back and takes Harris out with a brutal running kick to the side of the head.
"What a violent kick by Hell"
"Anymore like that and Harris will be drinking through a straw for some time to come! My God what a kick! Wow...well you have to credit Harris he managed to kick out..."
Hell with the cover…1,2...and Harris just kicks out. Chinlock applied by Hell perhaps unusual that a man of his size would try and keep his smaller opponent on the mat. Still Hell is known for his tendency to resort to technical wrestling sometimes rather than sticking to his power game. Hell pulls Harris up and despite a couple of punches by Harris he is knocked to his knees by a strong shot from Hell.
"Hell applies another chinlock perhaps hoping his strength is enough to choke Harris out."
"Harris hasn’t just backed away and taken Hell’s abuse he is putting up a fight."
Harris tries to fight to his feet and eventually manages to break the hold with elbows to the ribs. Both men exchange punches and Hell then kicks Harris in the midsection. Hell goes to whip Harris towards the ropes but Harris blocks and then launches Hell into the air dropping him neck first across the top rope! Great move by Harris but as Hell falls back the 2 men bang their heads. Unfortunately for Harris that blow knocks him to the mat. The referee starts the 10 count and Hell is first to his feet. As he charges however Harris kicks him in the face staggering Hell. Charging forward Harris nails Hell with a big clothesline! Hell is right back to his feet and Harris hit’s the same move knocking Hell down again.
"Hell was very critical of Harris and his wrestling style."
"That obviously lit a fire under Harris and he is competing here with some determination."
Harris the goes to the top rope and comes off with a flying elbow…1,2...and Hell kicks out. Harris pulls Hell to his feet and goes for a irish whip. Hell reverses and as Harris charges back Hell scoops him up for a power slam. Harris reverses, lands on his feet behind Hell and hit’s a reverse DDT! 1,2...and Hell gets his shoulder up. Harris gets up but Hell suddenly hit’s a sitdown spine buster out of nowhere! 1,2...and Harris kicks out. Hell pulls Harris to his feet, irish whip reversed by Harris, Hell charges back off the ropes and Harris connects with a dropkick! Harris with the cover and Hell gets the shoulder up at 2 again.
"Harris looks frustrated and pauses for a moment here..."
"That was a bad move since Hell is always fast to recover! Hell kicks Harris hard in the ribs! That will knock the wind right out of ya!"
Hell goes for a irish whip, Harris reverses and scoops Hell up going for some kind of reverse slam! However a tired Harris combined with Hell’s size and weight may be too great a burden to overcome. Hell manages to resist, lands on his feet and nails Harris with the HELLPLEX! Harris is out cold…1,2...3!
The winner of this bout at 6:00...HELL!!!
"Harris put up a fight for a while but it wasn’t quite enough to match the strength and endurance of the colossal Hell!"
"Here comes Megala! We knew he was here but I forgot all about him! Look out Hell!"
Suddenly Silvio Megala rushes the ring chair in hand. Megala charges but Hell spins round and catches Silvio with a big boot kicking the chair right into Silvio's face! Hell pulls Megala to his feet and punches him hard in the jaw. Megala is seeing stars and Hell lifts him and delivers the CHOKESLAM! The move is hit with such power Megala is driven right THROUGH THE MAT!
"OH MY GOD!"
"Hell just chokeslammed Megala all the way through the ring! Awesome!"
The crowd are going crazy as Hell raises his hands signifying that if he hits that move at Winter Warzone he will almost certainly be the new PWR champion!
"Are we seeing the next PWR champion? We are 3 weeks away from Winter Warzone and Hell just made a massive statement of intent!"
"Megala tried to attack Hell and it backfired on him! Excellent!"
Medics come out to attend to Megala as the scene cuts to the stunned announcers.
"I'm stunned by that! That ring is reinforced but Hell chokeslammed Megala so hard it tore the canvas!"
"Well lets hope its fixed in time for next week!"
"From myself Al Walters and on behalf of David Saturn good night and see you next week on CRASH Tv!"
The scene fades on Hell's huge grin as the medics tend to the motionless champion.