Post by Silvio Megala on Dec 5, 2009 18:53:28 GMT -5
LIVE FROM VERIZON CENTER, WASHINGTON D.C.
CAPACITY 18,277
ATTENDANCE 6,036
The night opens with 'Double O' Josh Mercer in the ring amongst the mixture of boos and cheers from the fans following his recent screw up which led to Silvio Megala retaining the PWR World Championship.
Al Walters-"Welcome everyone to CRASH Tv! We are live and Josh Mercer is already in the ring!"
David Saturn-"We heard earlier today that Josh Mercer has a major announcement! Well he certainly isn't wasting any time!"
"Thank you. First of all I would like to apologise to Lance Invictus for his unfortunate loss because of my personal vendetta against Neal Steal, it was a bad choice. However as you have been put in a number one contenders match by PWR management, you have been given a consolation."
Mercer recieves a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Yes I know that isnt what all of you wanted. I'm sure you all would have loved to have seen me raise Lance's hand in victory but it pained me to have to raise Silvio's arm in victory. It was a dark day for wrestling and a dark day for PWR. However I am going to bring PWR out of the darkness and you may be wondering why."
"What could he be talking about?"
"Well I assume Walters that is what he intends to tell us!"
"You see I have been very smart as of late. Yes I may have been a drunken pirate a while back but now things have changed ...... well only a little. I had a few associates kidnap Neal Steal and hold him for ransom. All I got was a few hundred dollars."
"I'm surprised Megala considered Steal even worth that..."
"Well if not for Steal's interference Megala wouldn't be PWR champion right now..."
"However I had also made a bit of money out of another deal, a certain someone's cargo ship got misplaced until a certain someone paid to have it found and returned..... Well I recieved a cut and it was a rather large amount which I have used to my advantage."
"That must have been some cut! That yacht ransom was 50 million!"
"I'm sure Megala has ripped off enough of his rival businessmen over the years. Taste of his own medicine as far as I'm concerned!"
"Silvio Megala says he is the strongest businessman in PWR today, well I have news for you Sil. YOU HAVE A NEW BOSS. Luke John has allowed me to buy the controlling share of PWR, this doesnt mean he will be leaving, he is still here, we are co owners."
"My god!"
"What an announcement! Megala must be having a heart attack backstage!"
"While Luke is on leave however I will be taking controll of business. Over the next few weeks I will be announcing stipulations for the next title defence and I promise you that it will be impossible for Megala to win by cheating. He will either win fair or we will have a new World Heavyweight champion."
"Well that sounds interesting..."
"Excellent. The PWR title is supposed to be awarded to the best wrestler not the best cheat!"
"To end this speech I am going to give you fans something back. Bring out the Roses of PWR."
A group of bikini clad women come down the ramp and dance in and around the ring giving fans an eye full. A couple even begin dancing on the announce table much to the enjoyment of David Saturn.
"Very nice that isn't it Walters! What a great job!"
"Well I'm a married man.... but I guess you're right!"
Oh and thats not all Mr Megala is shall we say $10.000 out of pocket after I 'found' his briefcase.
Money starts to fall from the arena ceiling and the fans start grabbing at the notes falling to the ground.
"I hope you enjoyed the show guys and I will see you next week on PWR..."
Suddenly the music of Silvio Megala plays and he makes his way onto the stage followed by Neal Steal. Megala surprisingly has a calm expression though his eyes have a look of barely concealed violence.
"Well now that we have been "graced" by the presence of the new co owner the PWR champion has a few statements to make! Firstly don't think this news has taken the billion dollar emperor by surprise. Indeed a couple of days back word leaked out to Megala Enterprises that you would be announcing yourself as the co owner. Indeed there are moles in every organisation Mercer as you discovered to your advantage when you and your pirate pals knew the exact route of the ship you hijacked!"
Mercer smiles as Megala seems to be trying to keep his cool.
"Are you not aware that theft is a crime? It is a miracle you have not been arrested but we all know the American justice system has its faults! Yours truly as you know was led through the injustice of a federal trial and ultimately declared innocent of all charges!"
"Only because the star witness didn't show up. Most people know Megala has almost certainly been guilty of various crimes in the past..."
"However your appearance at the PPV was indeed shocking. Despite odds that would overwhelm the majority of mortal men the figurehead of class and wealth defended his championship successfully! Despite the slow counting by Mercer and cheating by Invictus the 6 time winner of the Milan fashion awards walked out as the true definition of everything a champion stands for! Yet the jealousy of so many means all you're hearing is how courageous Invictus was because of his neck! So what if his neck was injured!"
"Why Luke John has granted you a share of PWR is beyond the belief of anyone who understands business. What the hell do you know about running a legitimate business Mercer? It would be no surprise if you have blackmailed him in some way! He wouldn't be stupid enough to throw away the lucrative advertising deal he negotiated with Megala Enterprises to take care of PWR publicity. A deal that has quite some time still to run!"
"You know what? The MWA legend could walk away from this company right now! However as the champion that isn't going to happen Mercer as you know full well! So you can enjoy your fun and games but the only thing you're going to do is drag this company into the ground! Then you and Luke John will be begging for the king of fashion to pull PWR out of the gutter! That 50 million Mercer means nothing! Everyone has their natural level in life. The Ace was told about the pyramid of life several weeks ago and he never listened. Perhaps you should but then again it would be no use eventually. You were born in the gutter and you will die in the gutter!"
Megala then hands the mic to Steal.
"Who the hell do you think you are Mercer! You brutally assaulted me!"
Mercer laughs. Brutal assault is a considerable exaggeration by Steal.
"All I did was walk to ringside to give Mr Megala the moral support he deserves! I was minding my own business and I got punched in the face by a man who made my life a living hell for weeks! He and those pirates did unspeakable things to me while I was their hostage!"
Mercer laughs again as the crowd begin a "Steal sucks" chant.
"So I am demanding that you apologise to my boss this instant! You're not my boss and I only answer to Mr Megala! So you apologise to me and you apologise to Mr Megala right now you...you...d-generate!!"
Mercer smirks again...
"So Neal you're not under contract to PWR are you? Your announcing duties you undertake on some shows were at Silvio's insistence right?"
"That's Mr Megala to you! Mr Megala told PWR that I would be free to commentate whenever I choose! However I am not an employee of PWR! I am an employee of Megala Enterprises! I should take legal action for what you did to me at the PPV!"
"Well you know what Neal you might not be employed by PWR but next week you're going to step in the ring!"
Steal laughs...
"Well you can't do that! I'm not a PWR employee..."
"So do you think Silvio would like to wrestle next week against...well...against Naughty Ned?"
Silvio looks horrified at the thought and begins shaking his head in anger.
"So instead Neal you're going to step into the ring against Ned next week instead of Silvio! If you don't then you might not have your Megala Enterprises job either!"
Mercer tosses down the mic as Steal and Megala whisper to each other on the stage. The scene cuts to commerical...
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The scene cuts backstage where Lance Invictus is watching the monitor. He blows smoke rings into the air as the scene cuts to the announcers...
"We have heard rumours Lance Invictus is none too happy with Josh Mercer over what transpired at the PPV."
"Well they are just rumours and sources aren't always reliable. Anyway Lance will get his chance to become number 1 contender and earn another shot at Megala when he faces Hell and Adkins in a triple threat later tonight...hey wait a moment..."
The scene cuts backstage where we see Silvio Megala and Neal Steal.
Steal is moaning about Ned. Megala is pacing across the room looking worried.
"He can't do it Mr Megala! He has no right!"
"Well you can't expect the great Silvio Megala to wrestle Ned next week Neal! These hands are clean and pure the likes of Ned can't be allowed anywhere near them!"
"I'm not a wrestler!"
"Look Neal potentially you could be a great wrestler..."
Saturn laughs hysterically on commentary at that remark.
"You step into the ring against Ned next week! There's nothing to worry about! The Italian genius will escort you to ringside personally! Ned tries any of his funny business and he will be taken out! You go out their next week Neal and you kick his ass!"
"Its almost like the roles are reversed! Megala is desperate not to wrestle Ned! So desperate it looks like Steal will have to take his place."
"Steal is such a kiss ass Megala may well have talked him round. Megala suggesting to Steal that he could be a great wrestler is the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard! Still I guess if Steal refused to wrestle Ned he wouldn't have his job with Megala Enterprises anymore! Mercer must be loving this! I bet Steal probably secretly enjoys facing Ned though..."
"Well didn't look that way to me though those rumours about Steal's sexual preferences are certainly interesting... anyway lets go to our first match where the arch rival of Naughty Ned, Robert Carr will take on Steve Dave!"
ROBERT CARR VS STEVE DAVE
Dave makes his way to the ring jumping around like a retarded hyena as his pyro goes off. Dave reaches down and hoists something over his head. As the camera focuses in we see nothing there. Dave makes his way to the ring grinning manically and stares at his hands.
"Dave looks very excited to be in the ring not having had a match since winning his tryout last month."
"PWR officials have certainly been reluctant to let Dave in the ring but it is believed Josh Mercer insisted he be given an opportunity. He made the final call."
Robert Carr makes his way to the ring looking all business. Carr has been made a joke out of by Naughty Ned in recent weeks and was unlucky enough to encounter an enraged Hell at the PPV. As he makes his way to the ring Dave already has his arm stuck out ready for a handshake. Carr enters the ring and nails Dave with a right hand. The bell rings as Carr kicks and stomps at Dave who seems taking aback. Carr pummels Dave into the corner and mocks him by staring at his hands. Carr snap mares Dave almost ripping his hair out. Another punch sends Dave back to the mat as this is a very aggressive start by Carr. Carr yells at the crowd.
"Carr should keep his eyes on the opponent even if it is someone who looks like Steve Dave!"
"Appearances can be deceiving. Dave obviously has some bizarre traits but he seems to have some ability in the ring."
Unfortunately for Carr his decision to taunt the crowd gives Dave the chance to nail Carr with a spine buster! Dave staggers round looking like he has no idea where he is. Carr is back on his feet with a bemused and rather disgusted look on his face. Carr then nails Dave with a clothesline and starts choking him with a forearm. Carr pounds Dave into the mat and then lifts him up delivering 2 belly to back suplexes. Carr drives his knee into the face of Dave. Carr pulls Dave back to his feet but suddenly Dave connects with a flurry of punches. Dave whips Carr into the corner and rushes forward full speed. Dave however misses Carr and trips falling head first into the turnbuckle. Dave falls backwards right into a belly to belly suplex by Carr! Cover is made…1,2...and Dave kicks out.
"Carr is looking frustrated..."
"Its almost as if he was expecting Dave wouldn’t know what he was supposed to do."
Carr stomps on Dave then chokes him with his boot. Carr rams Dave into the turnbuckle. Dave however has a weird change of expression on his face. Carr rams him again and Dave starts yelling “Lucy!” Carr looks at him in bemusement and maybe even a little fear. Dave knocks Carr to the mat with a right hand then connects with a DDT! Cover by Dave…1,2...and Carr kicks out. Dave fails to go back on the attack instead talking to an invisible person at ringside. Dave goes back towards Carr and attempts another DDT but Carr kicks Dave in the ribs. Carr goes for a sidewalk slam but Dave blocks it. Carr goes for a clothesline but Dave dodges and hits another DDT! 1,2...and Carr kicks out again.
"Carr is desperate for his first win here but Dave really needs to win over PWR officials! Josh Mercer gave him his opportunity tonight but the other officlals seem intent on holding him back for some reason..."
"Dave should have hooked the leg as he may well have had Carr beat there had he done that. Dave is a little weird and hasn't exactly made friends harassing the staff at PWR HQ over the last few weeks. Still the man deserves a chance this is America...wait anklelock by Steve Dave!"
Dave stares round at the crowd then suddenly puts Carr in an ankle lock! Carr wasn’t expecting Dave to apply a submission hold! Carr makes his way towards the ropes then counters sweeping Dave’s leg and shoving him face first into the turnbuckle. German suplex by Carr who then applies the ankle lock himself! Dave screams in pain and immediately taps out. Carr looks bemused at how quickly Dave tapped out.
"Dave looks at the referee clearly aware the bell has rung but isn’t sure why. Carr celebrates his win and Dave looks bemused."
"Its possible that Dave got a little confused with the rules. I don't think he knows that he just gave up..."
The winner of this bout at 4:39, Robert...CARR!!!
Dave starts yelling at the invisible person at ringside. Still this is a guy scared by his own pyro. Carr celebrates up on the ramp…
"Carr has his win even if it was over someone who seemed unclear of the rules..."
"Hey Carr you better turn round!"
Suddenly Naughty Ned appears from behind and yanks Carr’s trunks down! Ned spanks Carr hard on the ass as Carr tries to pulls up his trunks. Carr turns round and sees Ned! Carr charges at him in fury but Ned gives Carr a low blow! Carr drops to his knees in pain. Ned stands over Carr on the ramp making more suggestive gestures right in Carr‘s face! Carr is paralysed from the painful low blow but has a look of rage and humiliation on his face. Ned makes his way back through the curtain as Carr lies on the ramp in nothing but his underwear.
"Ned strikes again!"
"Carr has been stripped of his dignity and the fans are loving it! Lets go to our main event...wait a moment what is this?"
LANCE INVICTUS VS HELL VS TRACY ADKINS
The crowd boo as Silvio Megala makes his way to the ring. Megala takes a headset and sits down by the announcers...
"What are you doing out here?"
"The great Silvio Megala is entitled to scout his potential opponents! Josh Mercer isn't going to come out here and punch the king of wealth in the face like he did to poor Neal!"
"Oh and Steal wasn't going to interfere in the match at all I'm sure..."
"So have you persuaded Steal to face Naughty Ned?"
"Neal has agreed to it following some persuasion he realised it was the correct decision. He is a loyal employee of Megala Enterprises and he is prepared to make a sacrifice for his boss."
"Well I'm certainly not going to complain about Steal getting his ass kicked but you're using Steal as a shield! Isn't that kind of a cowardly action even for you having to let Neal Steal fight your battles!"
"Ned does not deserve to even share the same building as the likes of yours truly! Anyway Neal has a good fighting chance..."
"Steal has no chance and you know it!"
The music for Tracy Adkins plays as he makes his way to the ring. As he makes his entrance Hell suddenly appears from the crowd. Hell stands in the ring beckoning Adkins to come in. Adkins backs away as Hell stalks him round the ring. The music for Lance Invictus then plays and he makes his way to the ring. Invictus beckons to both men to enter the ring and face him...
"Invictus is a fool wrestling injured! Josh Mercer should never have permitted him to enter the ring tonight for his own safety..."
"He gave you a hell of a battle at the PPV and you know it! Despite that neck injury he was close to taking the belt away from you!"
"Lance is still mad as Hell...no pun intended after Hell assaulted him following their match last month. Adkins and Hell of course there's no love lost between them. Hell was in an uncontrollable rage after Adkins gained his first win over him at the PPV..."
All 3 men stand staring at each other as the bell rings. Adkins who had been staring directly at Hell suddenly begins a fistfight with Lance. As they exchange punches Hell suddenly nails Lance in the back of the head. Hell and Adkins them pummel Invictus in the corner.
"It is strange that Hell and Adkins are focusing on Invictus rather than each other thus far."
"Considering Invictus is less than 100% thanks to the beatings inflicted on him by yours truly it is probably the obvious thing to do Saturn not that it will probably last very long."
"Oh I'm sure in a matter of moments Hell and Adkins will be trying to rip each others throats out..."
They pound the hell out of Lance then Hell begins to choke him. Lance breaks loose with an elbow and then nails Adkins with punches. Adkins responds by whipping Lance into the corner then as Invictus charges out Tracy sets him up for a piledriver.
"He's going for the piledriver!"
"Ha! That's exactly what Adkins should try to do! Break his neck!"
"What type of person are you to make a remark like that?"
"A very happy, wealthy one who is in the prime of his life as PWR World Champion! Mercer has some stipulation planned but he isn't going to cheat the Italian genius out of his title!"
Lance quickly avoids the piledriver and spins Adkins round. Lance then suddenly scoops Lance up and nails him with the FALLING ANGEL! Invictus is wasting no time here! Lance has no chance to make the cover as Hell attacks him. Invictus pounds Hell but Hell responds with an uppercut then grabs Lance round the throat going for the CHOKESLAM! Hell hits it and goes for the cover but Adkins breaks it up. Hell then gets up and stares down at Adkins. They verbally abuse each other then Adkins attacks with punches. Adkins hit’s a big clothesline sending Hell over the top rope. Invictus is back up and connects with several punches to Adkins then clotheslines him over the top rope.
"He needs to isolate them..."
"There's no way he can keep Adkins and Hell apart...they have been beating the hell out of each other nonstop since Adkins arrived!"
"This referee needs to restore some order! This isn't a no disqualification! See what happens with the likes of Josh Mercer in charge?"
Hell immediately attacks Adkins on the outside ramming him face first into the apron. He follows up by ramming him face first into the ring steps. Lance leaves the ring and rams Hell face first into the announce table. Lance goes to throw Hell into the barricade but Hell blocks with a jab to the chest. Hell begins punching Lance in the head as Adkins slowly makes his way over. Adkins stops and mutters something under his breath in Silvio’s direction. Megala looks incensed at whatever Adkins said whatever it was must have been highly insulting. Megala suddenly gets up and sucker punches Adkins from behind!
"Woah! Megala just nailed Adkins!"
"What on earth did Adkins say to upset Megala this badly?"
Silvio rams Adkins face into the announce table and pounds on him over and over again. Megala retakes his seat as Lance rams Hell into the steel steps.
"What was that for!"
"Did you not hear that! He called the billion dollar emperor a bastard!"
"Is that it? I've heard Adkins use much worse language! He curses at everyone he meets even his own associates Robert Carr and Trevor Stone..."
"He's got no right to speak to the master of the figure 4 like that for no reason!"
"Well this is out of control right now..."
Lance then begins a fistfight with Adkins who responds ramming Lance head first into the steel steps. Adkins with an uppercut and rolls Lance back into the rin. Then Adkins turns round and attacks Megala! Strong right hand by Adkins knocks Megala out his chair. Adkins is making his way into the ring too slowly and Megala picks up his chair and nails him from behind. Hell reaches over to grab Adkins and Megala nails Hell in the head with the chair!
"Megala nailed Hell! That looked to be on purpose!"
"Fallen Angel by Invictus!"
Hell staggers back into the ring and walks right into the FALLEN ANGEL! Suddenly Megala enters the ring and nails Lance in the head with the chair! Megala is certainly making a statement here attacking each one of his potential challengers. Megala then leaves the ring and makes his way up the ramp smirking.
"Well that was certainly on purpose..."
"I don't think Megala came out here to attack all 3 of these men! He just lost it after Adkins punched him. Knowing Megala he probably would have cheap shotted the winner afterwards but he's laid out all 3 of them! Well the chair did anyway..."
All 3 men are now down but all crawl to their feet. All 3 men begin exchanging punches with each other. Hell then grabs both men round the throat setting up for a CHOKESLAM attempt. Lance escapes elbowing Hell in the head. Adkins then gives Invictus a low blow and tosses him over the top rope. Adkins then turns round and focuses on Hell. The camera then focuses again on the ramp with Trevor Stone making his way to ringside. Stone prevents Lance getting back into the ring throwing him over the top rope.
"Is this a case of deja vu David Saturn?"
"This is not looking good for Hell..."
Stone comes in and joins Adkins. The pummel Hell to his knees and Adkins slaps Hell hard across the face. Stone hands Adkins the chair as Tracy orders Stone to hold Hell. This time it looks like Adkins will strike the decisive blow with the chair while at the PPV it was Stone inflicting the damage. Adkins curses at Hell who looks dazed. Adkins continues to talk trash perhaps taking a little too long to taunt Hell. He then swings the chair but Hell moves and Stone gets whacked in the face! Adkins raises the chair to nail Hell but Hell kicks it right back into the face of Adkins! Hell then lifts Adkins up and sends him crashing to the mat with the HELLPLEX! Hell with the cover…1,2...3!
The winner at 9:47...HELL!!!
"This time the chair attack backfired on Adkins!"
"Lance almost got to the ring on time but missed breaking the count by a split second. Hell is the number 1 contender!"
Hell celebrates giving Stone a HELLPLEX for good measure.
"See you next week on CRASH Tv!"
The scene fades as Hell raises his hands in celebration. Megala is back out on the stage and both men stare each other down as the scene fades.