Post by Silvio Megala on Nov 14, 2009 15:10:23 GMT -5
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ATTENDANCE 6,350
The night opens as PWR World Champion Silvio Megala makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos.
"Good evening! Isn't it a privilege ladies and gentlemen to be joined by a man who is the very definition of everything that embodies a champion! Much to the sadness of many of you no doubt Mr Lance Invictus will not be gracing us with his presence this evening! No doubt he is still suffering the effects of the severe beating he received 3 weeks ago when he was defeated for this fine championship belt!"
It is believed that Invictus is actually suffering from the after effects of the beating Hell gave him last week. Unsurprising of Megala however to take the credit.
"Then again of course it could be those dreaded butterflies! Yes Lance you are a proud individual. A man who is too proud to admit he is frightened of facing the billion dollar emperor here tonight! As a matter of fact the Italian genius was planning a special treat for all of you here tonight! Right in this very ring Mr Invictus was going to be offered a shot at the championship here tonight on CRASH Tv! So it was a colossal disappointment when it became apparent that Mr Invictus will not be joining us this evening."
The crowd boo Silvio knowing that Invictus has already sent word he would be unable to make it due to his injuries. They certainly aren't buying Megala's claim that he would have given Lance his title shot tonight. Though then again Megala may well have done that knowing Invictus isn't anywhere near 100%. Especially after last weeks assault by Hell after Lance won the number 1 contender match.
"However Silvio Megala always follows up on his commitments...and there sure are plenty of them! Conventions, speeches you name it the figurehead of class and wealth is never short of a few bookings! Indeed the network is very pleased when the king of fashion is scheduled to appear on Crash Tv! Just look at the commercials you saw last week and compare them to the ones you will see tonight! Last week you get all those commercials for things such as personal loans! Goodness knows the vast majority of blue collar workers including the vast majority of your fine selves need a little extra money!"
Not a very popular response from the crowd for that comment.
"However when yours truly makes an appearance everything goes up! Not just the ratings though thus far the shows featuring the CEO of Megala Enterprises have been considerably higher than those that have not! It is also the commercials that change! Tonight you will see things such as advertisements selling fine jewels and watch appliances! All the latest designer labels in the world of fashion lined up for a slot tonight! Not usually things you see on a broadcast featuring wrestling is it? Indeed it was always a concern in NIWF and IWG that violence isn't exactly a positive commercial sell! Hopefully over time in PWR things will be toned down in that regard!"
Rather hypocritical considering the violent piledriver attack by Silvio on Lance following his PWR title victory. It is also well known that Megala Enterprises were hired to take care of the advertising sector for PWR and that agreement still has several months to run. Megala is shallow enough to negotiate the better commercial deals on broadcasts featuring himself even if it means less money for his own company as well as PWR.
"You will also see commercials for things such as energy drinks! All the latest and finest gymnastic equipment! Everything that is required to be amongst the best conditioned athletes in all of sports...and for those who aren't you might lose a little weight at the very least if nothing else! Goodness knows many of you need to! Now you might be thinking that Mr Invictus is a well conditioned athlete. Well that might be the case at the moment but things are only going to go downhill if Mr Invictus continues following the wrong path in his lifestyle choices!"
The crowd seem bemused as to where Megala is going with this. Invictus is a tremendous athlete and certainly not under the influence of anything illegal.
"Indeed the network are by no means distressed that Mr Invictus will not be joining us here tonight. You see Mr Invictus endorses a product which is frowned upon in advertising. A product that has been banned from usage in public areas in many cities and many states. Including as a matter of fact the home state of Mr Invictus, New Jersey! That ladies and gentlemen is the disgusting act of smoking!"
Most of the crowd boo though some seem to be in agreement. Tobacco and smoking is certainly a major health issue in society and advertising.
"You see Mr Invictus has without any regard for others been seen smoking during many interview appearances. Without regard for the camera crew whatsoever he puffs and puffs on his cigars and lets all that cancerous air pollute the air around him! All that smoke polluting the lungs of people who would simply prefer a safe working environment! Cigar smoking isn't just one kind...it's the worst kind of smoking!"
Loud clapping can be heard from ringside. The camera briefly focuses on the announcers and it is no surprise Neal Steal is the source of the applause.
"Mr Invictus has no regard for his co workers. Now yours truly has his own personal skybox at all arenas while Mr Invictus changes in a regular dressing room with the rest of the PWR talent. Rank does have its privileges! It has been stated that Mr Invictus smokes freely in the dressing room area with no regard whatsoever for his fellow wrestlers! He was even seen smoking in the pyrotechnics area! A petition has been started by the 6 time winner of the Milan fashion awards to incorporate a smoking ban here in the PWR! That petition has been signed backstage by many who are sick and tired of Lance Invictus polluting each and every dressing room he enters! Yours truly as stated has not been exposed to this so the PWR champion does not speak out of concern for himself! No the great Silvio Megala only has the best interests of the PWR wrestlers at heart!"
The crowd boo knowing Megala cares about nothing other than himself.
"Is this the type of role model you want for your children ladies and gentlemen? Ask any decent parent...now obviously those in the crowd here tonight are not examples of decent parenting! However for those who are they would prefer a well conditioned athlete who oozes purity in his every pore! The man who fits that description more than anyone in PWR or indeed the whole sporting world stands before you here tonight! That man is the great Silvio Megala!"
More boos and an "asshole" chant gathers momentum.
"Lance Invictus may be in his prime now...or at least he was before his vertebrae took a nasty pounding! However years from now when he tries to get himself up in the the morning he will hold his chest in agony! A result of all the years of abuse his lungs have taken from the effects of smoking! Then when Lance Invictus dies and they do the autopsy what do you think the result will be? The lumps of blackness, tar and dried shrivelled up lungs will tell you all you need to know! The disease is probably already slowly eating away at him due to his health choices yet he fails to realise it!"
Megala straightens his tie as the "asshole" chant gets louder. Megala ignores it though there's no doubt it is causing him considerable annoyance.
"Lance Invictus is no role model and he certainly won't bring in new advertising revenue because he has that smoker stigma! He is the very thing that will ultimately be his downfall if he goes along the destructive path he treads now! Lance Invictus is nothing less than a cancer who is corrupting the minds of all young PWR fans who due to the jealousy of their elders don't realise that the only suitable role model in PWR is yours truly! If by some miracle Lance Invictus walks out of Inaugural Brawl as champion please rest assured that any reign he has will be the same as the illness which will ultimately be his demise! Terminal!"
Megala makes his way towards the ropes and pauses before flashing an insincere smile to the crowd.
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen! The master of the figure 4 wishes each and every one of you a most pleasant evening!"
Al Walters-"Can I speak now Neal? Thank you! Good evening ladies and gentlemen my name is Al Walters and welcome to CRASH Tv! Joining me this evening on colour commentary is Mr Neal Steal!"
Steal is distracted as Megala passes the announce table. Steal reaches out to shake Megala's hand. As Megala makes his way up the ramp Steal puts his headphones back on...
Neal Steal-"It was nice of you to be silent while Mr Megala was addressing the audience! David Saturn certainly wouldn't have shown that kind of respect! He never shuts up!"
"Well no matter who it is I try to be as silent as possible whenever our wrestlers speak to the audience. Speaking of Mr Saturn he will be joining us from court later tonight! Though we are unsure of why that is..."
"Mr Saturn has been a bad boy that's why! Probably why he's not in the arena tonight!"
"Well due to the announcer rotation he wasn't scheduled to be here tonight anyway. I wasn't here last week and this week it is Mr Saturn who gets the night off. Still who knows? You could be right Neal though I don't see why PWR would cover any legal problems Mr Saturn may be having. Anyway lets go now to our opening contest and the ring introductions by Mr Jon McGraw!"
TYLER STRAVEN VS LORD JAGUAR
Jon McGraw-"Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Christchurch, New Zealand, he weighs in tonight at 226 pounds and stands at 6 feet tall...he is the New Zealand Sensation...Tyler...STRAVEN!!!"
"Here comes Tyler Straven who defeated RoadRage in a most impressive manner last week. This gentleman hails from New Zealand..."
"Does he really Walters? I would never have guessed! I have to say that I fully believe Tyler Straven is a credit to his nation! He's certainly given me a positive impression of New Zealand!"
"His opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, he weighs in tonight at 298 pounds and stands at 6,8...kanpeki kamen...Lord...JAGUAR!!!"
"Here comes Lord Jaguar known to some as kanpeki kamen translated into english as perfect mask. Tyler Straven had some remarks for Jaguar and his mask this past week suggesting Jaguar is trying to hide something!"
"That's right! His face! Ha ha ha! The network would throws us off the air if Jaguar was unmasked that's how ugly he is! I hope for that reason Tyler chooses not to unmask him as he suggested he might...I'm sure he could do it whenever he wants obviously but if he does do it we might not be on the air next week! That's how horrific Jaguar's face is! Ha ha!"
Tyler talks some trash to Jaguar presumably about Jaguar’s mask. The crowd starts a loud “Tyler sucks” chant. Tyler starts the attack with a stiff jab followed by a eye rake. Straven goes to whip Jag into the corner, Jaguar reverses and clotheslines Straven in the corner. Kicks and stomps by Jaguar much to the crowd’s pleasure. Jag however plays to the crowd a little too much giving Straven time to recover. Right hands by Straven, Jaguar whips Tyler off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder tackle. Jaguar hits an elbow drop and goes for the cover…1,2...and Straven kicks out. Jaguar then hits a high knee drop for another 2 count.
"Jaguar defeated the veteran Bear one week ago and certainly is capable of wrestling a wide variety of styles. Tyler Straven will need to keep him grounded."
"Tyler wasn't used to competition in New Zealand! He beat everybody kind of like Mr Megala defeated everyone in Italy before he came to the United States! Now he is going to put his country on the map!"
Rear chinlock applied now by Jaguar but Straven begins to get to his feet. Jaguar hits a neck breaker and applies the chinlock again. Straven is up to his knees and then breaks the hold with elbows. Straven on his feet nailing Jaguar with rights finally knocking Jag down. Straven whips Jaguar into the corner and as Jaguar charges out Straven elevates him into the air with a back body drop. Suplex now by Straven followed by a second. Straven taunts the crowd and makes his way to the top rope. Jaguar cuts him off and Straven lands painfully. Jaguar climbs up and goes for a superplex. Straven responds with head butts and sends Jaguar back down to the mat!
"Jaguar might have made a mistake there...Straven wastes no time and flies off the top!"
"Beautiful frog splash! Eddie Guerrero would have been proud of that one!"
Straven then immediately flies from the top rope with the FLOG SPLASH!!! Straven makes the cover…1,2...3!!!
The winner of this bout at 3:05, by pinfall...Tyler...STRAVEN!!!
"Tyler Straven wasting no time in picking up another quick win! Though Jaguar probably shouldn't have attempted that superplex so early in the match...Jaguar is no pushover and Straven is really going to make a name for himself here..."
"He's the best thing to ever come out of New Zealand since...well...erm...anything!"
"We will be right back ladies and gentlemen in a few moments! Stay tuned!"
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STEVE DAVE VS DAVID GAGE
"We are back live on CRASH Tv and that's David Gage in the ring!"
"Well lets see if he has what it takes!"
David Gage is already in the ring as the announcer begins the introduction for Steve Dave.
"His opponent, from Weird, NJ, he stands at 6 feet, 3 inches and weighs in tonight at 280 pounds...Steve...DAVE!!!"
"Here comes Steve Dave..and...well..."
"Who on earth is this moron?"
Steve's Entrance music begins to play from the PA System and he awkwardly comes out. Pyro begins to explode around him and it scares him. After realizing he is not being shot at, he slowly makes it to the ring.
"Come on we don't have all night! What was his name again?"
"This is Steve Dave. We believe that this is a tryout match for Mr Dave. He has been trying to secure a meeting with PWR officials all week and finally they offered him a tryout..."
"He looks like a bum! Where did he come from a homeless shelter? Look at those horrible clothes he's wearing! We do have showers in the arena you know!"
Steve Dave charges at David Gage as the bell rings and nails him with a right hand. Dave with a head butt and follows this by choking Gage over the bottom rope. Dave has a wide grin on his face and is clearly muttering under his breath. He yells “Lucy” as he pounds on Gage in the corner.
“Who is he talking to? Didn’t look like he was talking to Gage did it?”
“I knew this guy was an idiot the second I saw him. Something isn’t right in the head with this guy he’s a nutcase.”
"Well thus far he seems to have some idea of what he's doing in the ring."
Hard right hands by Dave. Dave charges and knees Gage in the face. Dave then appears to be having a conversation with someone at ringside again. He mutters “Lucy” a few times but we can’t see who he is supposed to be talking to. Dave breaks out in laughter for no apparent reason like he’s just heard the funniest joke in the world. Dave stares at his hands in fascination and then goes back towards Gage. However Gage begins kicking Dave in the chest taking advantage of Dave being distracted by something only he can see. Gage with punches, whips Dave off the ropes and hits Dave with a shoulder charge. Dave stays on his feet and as Gage charges at him connects with an elbow to the face.
"Ha that might might knock some sense into this fool! Why is he getting a tryout on live Tv anyway? Shouldn't it be at one of the house shows...not that he should be allowed in a PWR ring at any time."
"I'm not really sure why he's getting the chance on free Tv to be honest. I guess they thought he has a unique look..."
"Yes he certainly has that! Mr Megala was talking about advertising principles earlier and now this idiot shows up! What sort of image is this for PWR?"
Gage responds with punches then charges off the ropes at Dave. A clothesline connects but Dave stays on his feet staggering. Gage with a kick to the stomach, whips Dave off the ropes and then nails Dave with a dropkick. Gage then insults the crowd for no apparent reason which isn’t exactly the best way of getting them on your side. Dave gets to his feet and Gage kicks him again. Gage then charges but Dave showing some sign of intelligence elevates Gage over the top rope. Gage gets to his feet as Dave slides under the bottom rope. Dave lifts Gage and drops him face first on the apron. Dave drops to his knees and begins a conversation with himself again though in his mind he seems to think he’s talking to someone.
"He seems to be a little bit..."
"What? Seems to be a little bit...how might you put it...mental? The guy should be in a psychiatric ward somewhere...though they would probably refuse to admit this loon!"
Dave then pulls Gage into the ring and hangs him upside down in the corner. Dave charges and hit’s a low dropkick on Gage. Then Dave stares at his hands again in fascination. Gage drops face first to the mat from his upside down position in the corner. Dave turns round and kicks Gage hard in the ribs. Dave then lifts Gage up and hit’s a scoop slam then signals for something. Dave then goes for what appears to be the WORM but as he drops he instead applies the MANDIBLE CLAW! Gage writhes on the mat with no choice but to give up. Dave celebrates like a maniac very pleased with himself. He then starts hugging at thin air. Dave then starts hugging at thin air again as if he was shoved away the first time. Dave has a look of rejection on his face as he makes his way up the ramp looking downwards and talking to someone. The crowd aren’t sure how to react but considering Gage yelled abuse at them for no reason seem quite pleased Dave won.
The winner of this bout at 4:52, by submission, Steve...DAVE!!!
"Total embarrassment to the company! What a retard! I hope they don't offer him a contract!"
"Well you must admit Neal he did look good in the ring...and he won't have done his chances of a contract any harm by winning..."
"He wouldn't look good anywhere. He can't even use his own finishing move! Talk about gimmick infringement!"
"We will be right back in just a moment..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen we are hearing that Mr David Saturn is on the telephone. Good evening Mr Saturn it's Al Walters can you hear me?"
David Saturn-"Loud and clear Walters..."
"We are wondering why you are calling in from a courthouse. We heard earlier today that you have some news for us..."
"Yes why are you in court Saturn? Been a bad boy have you?"
"Shut up Steal! What's that supposed to mean?"
"You know what it means...so what is it? Drink driving again?"
"Shut up! I'm not the one who's in court! As a matter of fact I'm reporting on a situation that up until now we haven't been able to announce for legal reasons. The matter involves Naughty Ned and Robert Carr..."
"Well what's that all about?"
"Well it's a ridiculous thing to do really. The news is that Robert Carr has filed suit against Naughty Ned for sexual harassment!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha! That's exactly what Ned deserves!"
"I felt a little bit sorry for Robert Carr initially. However to actually sue Ned for sexual harassment is just ridiculous! What a pathetic overreaction by Robert Carr!"
"Ned is a joke Saturn! Personally I hope Carr wins his case...surely he's won it already?"
"Well it's only the opening day Steal! It's just the opening hearing. It will probably take a couple of weeks at the most. Hopefully common sense prevails...nothing good ever comes from political correctness..."
"Would you like to be sexually harassed in the workplace Saturn? That's what has happened to poor Robert Carr isn't it?"
"Shut up Steal! Good God the poor viewers having to get through this broadcast with you and Walters announcing!"
"You're just jealous of me and always have been!"
"Thank you for your report David and lets now go to our main event!"
HELL VS TREVOR STONE & TRACY ADKINS
Ding, ding, ding
"Ladies and gentlemen the following bout is a handicap match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first weighing in at a combined 519 pounds...Trevor STONE and Tracy...ADKINS!!!"
"Last week we saw Robert Carr align himself with Stone and Adkins. However as we heard moments ago Mr Carr will not be joining us here tonight."
"Well it's a handicap match anyway! Hell dosen't have a chance against these men!"
"Hell is no ordinary man and to be honest we did see him destroy Stone and Adkins on halloween. What a horrific night for Stone and Adkins that was..."
"Well revenge will be sweet..."
"Their opponent, from Hells Kitchen, Nova Scotia...he weighs in tonight at 389 pounds and stands at 7 feet tall...he is the new blood...HELL!!!"
"Look at Hell why does he need a weapon with him?"
"Both these men have serious personal issues with stalking and breaking into personal property the latest developments this past week. Things look like they might only get worse here tonight..."
Hell makes his way to the ring with a silver chain wrapped around his right hand. The referee tells Hell to put the chain down and finally he does. As the bell rings Adkins charges at Hell like a maniac but Hell boots him in the face. Stone charges and trades punches with Hell. Hell whips Stone off the ropes, Stone rebounds, ducks a clothesline but on the second rebound Hell nails him with a big boot. Adkins has pulled himself up in the corner and Hell gives him a clothesline. Adkins collapses to the ground but Hell has no time to continue an assault on Adkins as Stone hits him from behind.
"This is not one of those handicap matches where tags are involved. All the men are allowed in the ring in this contest..."
I hope Steve Dave dosen't get involved if he hears the word handicapped. He might get confused and think it's for him the nutcase!"
Stone with punches and goes to whip Hell off the ropes. Hell reverses it, Stone rebounds and Hell hit’s a sidewalk slam. Hell then clotheslines Adkins over the top rope. Hell follows and rams Adkins face first into the steel steps. Hell with a hard right hand followed by another. Adkins backs away but then hits Hell with a kick to the stomach and rams him head first into the announce table. Hell responds with a kick and then rams Tracy head first into the announce table. Hell hits Tracy with multiple punches and kicks but Stone attacks from behind and hammers on Hell. Then Stone rolls Hell under the bottom rope and back into the ring.
"Hell is just as dangerous whether it be on the inside or the outside. We saw him violently assault Lance Invictus last week and that is the reason he isn't here tonight..."
"Rubbish? Did you not hear what Mr Megala said? Hell has dominated this match so far whenever he has battled Adkins or Stone one on one. Come on Stone, Adkins get your stuff together and give Hell the beating he deserves!"
Stone twists on Hell’s arm and rams it into the turnbuckle. If Stone is trying to take out Hell’s arm that is probably one of the best places to target Stone chokes Hell then knees him several times in the ribs. Hell responds with punches and rams Stone into the turnbuckle. Hell then nails Stone with a very powerful clothesline. As Stone is down Adkins attacks Hell from behind pounding on him with punches. Adkins goes to whip Hell off the ropes, Hell reverses, Adkins ducks a clothesline but Hell grabs him round the throat! Hell lifts Adkins up presumably for a choke slam but Stone makes the save nailing Hell from behind.
"No doubt had Hell hit that chokeslam making the assumption that was his intention this one would have been over!"
"Hell might have isolated them so far but at some stage the numbers game was always going to catch up on him!"
Both men stomp on Hell with this being the first time in the match they have had a chance to battle him two on one. Hell is whipped off the ropes, ducks a double clothesline and as he rebounds the second time takes out both men with a double clothesline! Hell throws Adkins over the top rope and then lifts Stone up and power slams him! Hell then climbs to the top rope and comes off nailing Stone with a flying clothesline! What agility from a 7 footer that was. Hell then grabs Stone and choke slams him! Suddenly Adkins comes off the top rope and nails Hell with a double axe handle! He has the chain Hell brought to the ring wrapped around his hand!
“Wait a moment Tracy has that chain wrapped round his hand! He just nailed Hell with it!”
“That’s what Hell deserves. He was the one who brought that chain to the ring so he only has himself to blame.”
Hell slowly gets to his feet as Tracy measures him up waiting to strike him with the chain. The referee for some reason hasn’t called for the bell. However as Adkins nails Hell with the chain wrapped round his fist the referee has no choice but to call for the bell.
The winner of this match at 5:29, by disqualification…HELL!!!
"He's pounding the hell out of him...no pun intended!"
"Now Hell is getting what's coming to him! Come on open him up Tracy! This man treated Adkins and Stone like animals now he's going to see how it feels! Ha ha!"
Adkins begins pounding on Hell with his chain wrapped fist. Stone is up and gives Hell a low blow. Adkins then drops an elbow on Hell. Stone begins pounding on Hell with punches as both men are getting the opportunity to get their shots in. Adkins delivers more shots to the chain as Hell has been badly busted open. Stone stomps on him and Adkins pulls Hell to his feet. Adkins then charges at Hell the extra momentum giving the chain shot to the head of Hell even more impact. Stone delivers another low blow as Adkins drops a fist on Hell with the chain. Stone grabs the arm of Hell and Adkins begins pounding on the arm no doubt attempting to break it.
"They might have broken his arm! Look at Hell he's an absolute mess! The referees need to restore some order here! Hell is helpless!"
"What a night and what a fight! Ha ha that's right get a few more shots in! Yahoo!"
The music for Adkins and Stone plays as they continue to stomp on Hell. Both men pose in celebration with Adkins laying in a few more stomps as the show ends!