Crash TV #19 "Things change!"

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The camera circles around the Staples Center in Los Angeles getting a good view of the crowd of people outside trying to get in to see PWR Crash TV. As the camera zooms around we get a glimpse of a white stretch limo parked outside in the parking lot. Surrounding the car is seven security guards all dressed in black with earpieces in their ears. The camera zooms in on the limo but the black tinted windows give us no indication who is inside. Suddenly the view is thrust inside where David Saturn, Neal Steal, and Al Walters are seated near ringside.

David Saturn ::: Welcome to PWR Crash TV! I‘m David Saturn and joining my as always are my colleagues Neal Steal and “Big“ Al Walters.

Neal Steal ::: Thanks for the introduction Dave. Fans we have a great show planned for you as we do each and every week.

Al Walters ::: That’s true Neal but what we don’t have every week is a mysterious limo parked outside the arena. Dave, you’re the head announcer…any idea who is in that limo?

David Saturn ::: For the first time Al, I am just as in the dark as you are on this one. With all the people coming and going the last few days it could damn near be anyone.

Neal Steal ::: Don’t tell me you think Nicholas Scratch actually took up THW Owner Ryan Dangerous on his offer of a merger do you?

Al Walters ::: If he did I will quit on the spot Neal! If he took anyone‘s offer I hope it was SCW‘s. That Cid Black knows how to throw the moolah around. Did you see the puppies in that place?

David Saturn ::: Interesting thoughts guys but for all we know it might be Silvio Megala himself trying to wrestle back control of PWR. Heck it could even be a returning star like Eddie Stitchard or Lance Invictus!

Neal Steal ::: Lance was suspended by Nicholas on his first night as commissioner and we haven’t heard a single word from Lance about it so it just could be him.

Al Walters ::: This is going to drive me nuts guys…let’s just start the first match and try not to think about it too much.

David Saturn ::: Get ready fans because up next we have Benjamin Banks taking on PWR TV Champion Dean O‘ Rourke! Let’s hand it over to the lovely Barbie Jo Cox!

B.J. Cox ::: Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Brooklyn New York, he is the PWR Television Champion… “The Die Hard” Dean O’ Rourke!!!

Straight Edge by Minor Threat hits the PA System and the crowd lets out a huge roar as Dean O’ Rourke makes his way out to the entrance ramp. He stands there with his PWR TV Title over his shoulder absorbing the energy of the crowd. Dean then begins to walk down the ramp giving high fives to the crowd around the ramp way. He walks around the entire ring still slapping hands with the fans before he slides into the ring. Dean then holds up his title as the crowd goes ape shit!

B.J. Cox ::: And his opponent, from Montreal Canada, Benjamin “Zaccheo” Banks!

Dark Chest of Wonders hits the PA System and out walks Benjamin Banks. The crowd gives the new comer a slight cheer as he walks down the entrance ramp paying them no mind. He looks up at Dean O’ Rourke in the ring and smiles before sliding in and getting into Dean’s face. The ref holds the two men back and calls for the bell.

Dean and Benjamin lock up and Benjamin quickly is able to get behind Dean and land a quick release German Suplex. The crowd oohs as Dean slaps the mat in frustration. Dean gets up and grabs Benjamin but Benjamin is able to slip free and nails Dean with a bulldog. The crowd oohs once more as Benjamin gets up and waves Dean to do the same. Dean gets up but Benjamin quickly lands a rolling lariat that sends Dean back to the mat.

David Saturn ::: Banks looking nothing like we saw last week.

Neal Steal ::: This kid is good Dave, perhaps it was just first match jitters that caused that quick elimination in last week‘s Battle Royale.

Al Walters ::: Whatever it was Banks is dominating the champ here tonight. Perhaps Dean’s days as Television Champion are numbered after all.

Dean is on his feet as Benjamin rushes in with a jumping knee. Dean moves out of the way and Benjamin crashes into the corner turnbuckle. Dean then lifts Benjamin up and tosses him back first into the corner turnbuckle. Dean unloads with a few punches to the midsection before grabbing Benjamin by the head and delivering a bulldog out of the corner. Dean lifts Benjamin to his feet and tries a suplex but Benjamin blocks it. Benjamin then lifts Dean up and nails a perfect BB2. The ref goes in for the count….

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B.J. Cox ::: Your winner….Benjamin Banks!

Benjamin Banks holds up his arms in victory as Dean rolls around the mat in pain. Benjamin slides out of the ring and grabs the PWR Television Title from the ring crew and slides back in the ring. Benjamin them tosses the title on the still downed Dean before spitting on it.

David Saturn :::Huge win by Benjamin Banks! Can‘t wait to see what he does next week guys.

Neal Steal ::: Me either Dave, however if dean gets his hands on Benjamin for that show of disrespect Mr. Banks might not make it to next week.

Al Walters ::: Hey, Benjamin was just sending a message to Dean…Benjamin Banks is coming after your title Dean and there is nothing going to stop him.

David Saturn ::: We will take a quick break then we will return with more PWR Crash TV!

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The show comes back and we see the same limo still sitting in the parking lot. As the limo just sits there Christian Gold walks into the shot. He looks around then attempts to open the limo door when out of nowhere Dustin Weaver nails him with a tire iron to the back. Gold falls to the asphalt floor and Dustin continues his savage attack. Quickly security responds and they pull Dustin off of Gold. All the while Dustin is shouting loud enough for us to hear.

Dustin Weaver ::: One second Gold! One freaking second you lucky son of a bitch! Let’s see you make it to Caged Fury now! Get off of me…As for your friend in the limo, well as soon as he shows his face he’ll get his ass whipped too!

The camera fades out to the announcers table as we can hear Dustin still screaming and shouting.

David Saturn ::: My God…Dustin Weaver just took out Christian Gold! Gold has to face Scott Carr later on in the main event.

Neal Steal ::: He doesn‘t look like he‘s going to make it Dave. Dustin beat him up pretty bad with that tire iron.

Al Walters ::: Gold got what was coming to him, but more importantly why was he going to go into that limo? You heard Dustin say whoever was in the limo was Gold’s “friend”.

David Saturn ::: It very well could be, but right now we have to send it back to B.J.

B.J. Cox ::: Ladies and gentlemen this next contest is a no DQ, falls count anywhere match between Kira and Brett Harris. Please refrain from interfering with the participants should they find themselves among you. Introducing first…

As B.J. tries to finish Brett Harris and Kira come out from the back trading blows. Kira lands a hard right that has Brett stumble backward towards the edge of the entrance area. Kira goes for a left roundhouse kick but Brett ducks it and slams Kira hard on the ramp way. Brett then runs down the ramp to the ring and looks under the ring for a weapon. As Brett is still fumbling around Kira makes his way to the ring. Brett finally pulls out a barbwire wrapped bat and nails Kira in the gut as Kira goes over to him. Brett then whacks the doubled over Kira in the back with the bat. Brett swings at Kira once more but Kira ducks it and spears Brett. Brett drops the bat and Kira unloads a few punches on Brett.

David Saturn ::: Brett getting the weapons early in this one guys.

Neal Steal ::: Yet another example of Nicholas Scratch giving the fans what they want to see.

Al Walters ::: Too bad for Kira, he had no idea the match was changed to something so unfamiliar to him. Ha!

Kira gets up and lifts Brett to his feet. Kira then whips Brett into the barricade around the ring. Kira follow in closely with a lariat and sends both of them crashing over the barricade and into the crowd. The crowd begins to go wild as Kira and Brett get to their feet slowly. Brett is up first and he grabs a cup from a nearby fan. As Kira gets up Brett splashes the contents of the cup in Kira’s face before nailing Kira with a forearm to the face. Kira stumbles backward and Brett charges forward but Kira ducks and sends Brett up and over with a back body drop. Kira looks around then grabs a camera from one of the nearby cameramen. As Brett gets up Kira charge’s forward and nails Brett in the face busting him wide open.

David Saturn ::: What a shot with the camera! Kira seems to be adapting to the match really quick guys.

Neal Steal ::: Yeah but whose going to pay for that camera if it‘s damaged?

Al Walters ::: Obviously Brett will because it was his hard head that broke it.

Kira has Brett by the head and drags him back to a stairway that leads to the next level of seats. Kira slams Brett down hard with a body slam before grabbing a nearby table. Kira clears the table and moves it over to Brett. Brett gets up and throws a punch at Kira but Kira blocks it and lands a punch of his own. Kira then nails Brett with a DDT on the concrete floor. The crowd pops and Kira is up on his feet. Kira helps Brett up and them places Brett on the table. Kira then takes off up the stairway. Moments later Kira reappears on the next level’s balcony as the crowd goes wild. Kira looks down at Brett before leaping off with a shooting star press. Kira lands on Brett and they crash through the table. A ref comes through the crowd and makes the count…

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B.J. Cox ::: Your winner…Kira!

David Saturn ::: What a finish! Kira showing us why he just might be in the world title picture very soon.

Neal Steal ::: Sure Kira picked up the win, but he sure doesn‘t look like a winner Dave.

Al Walters ::: Slow start by Kira but what a finish. Every match is better than the last in PWR guys!

David Saturn ::: Indeed it is Al. We are going to take another break then when we return Eight Man Tag action! Come on back folks.

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David Saturn ::: Welcome back folks. Still no word on who is in the limo but as we promised, up next The Gathering and HUP take on Hell, Rattlesnake, Dustin Weaver, and Naughty Ned!

Neal Steal ::: This is sure to be on all the PWR highlight reels Dave.

Al Walters ::: I would almost feel sorry for Hell if I didn’t like the guy so much. He has to watch his back against everyone in this match including his teammates.

David Saturn ::: Hold that thought Al, I am getting word that the limo doors have just opened up. Folks, we will try to see who is in the limo without missing a minute of the action.

The shot changes to the parking lot area where we see the limo doors are wide open but no one is around. The camera makes its way over to the open door but when it reaches it the limo………it is empty. There is no sign of who was in the limo or why. The camera then goes back to the announcers.

David Saturn ::: So close fans, but it looks like all eight men are out here already. This one is underway.

Hell is in the ring first with Trevor Stone. Trevor tries for a suplex but Hell blocks it and delivers a huge spine buster. The crowd goes wild as Hell runs over to Trevor’s corner and nails Tracy Adkins with a back elbow. HUP grabs Hell by the arm and Trevor comes in and lands a hard elbow to Hell’s arm. Hell holds his arm in pain as Trevor tags in HUP. HUP gives Hell a few shots to the face before landing a spinning wheel kick that takes Hell off his feet. HUP gets up and tags in Tracy who looks at the downed Hell for a moment. Tracy unloads a few stomps on Hell as Dustin Weaver tries to get in the ring. The ref holds back Dustin as Tracy and his partners gang up on Hell.

David Saturn ::: Hell is in trouble and it looks like Dustin isn’t exactly helping the situation.

Neal Steal ::: Hell was foolish to think he could rely on anyone but himself Dave.

Al Walters ::: Hell is reaping what he sowed guys. Look at Tracy direct traffic…now there is a guy who should be champion.

Robert Carr is in the ring now and he has Hell by the arm. He tries to whip Hell across the ring but Hell reverses it and whips Robert hard into the turnbuckle. Hell walks over to his corner and tries to tag in Ned but Dustin puts his hand in the way and gets the tag. Hell looks confused as Dustin gets in the ring and tosses Hell over the top rope. Robert rushes at Dustin but Dustin takes him down with a drop toe hold. Dustin then slides over Robert and locks in a Camel Clutch. Dustin cranks on the hold but Trevor comes in and breaks up the move. The ref sends Trevor back to his corner as Dustin lifts Robert up. Dustin nails a huge side suplex as the crowd goes wild. Dustin gets up and walks over to his corner. Dustin slaps Hell across the face and gets pout of the ring. Hell holds his mouth as he steps in the ring at the ref’s urgings.

David Saturn ::: Dustin is not hiding his disdain for Hell.

Neal Steal ::: That kind of behavior could wind up costing those guys the match.

Al Walters ::: I don’t think Dustin cares about the match as much as he cares about making an impact in PWR guys.

Hell whips Robert into the ropes and Trevor makes a blind tag. Hell fails to notice the tag and slams Robert on the rebound. As Hell gets up he is hit with a big boot from Trevor. Trevor then lifts Hell up and nails him with a back breaker. Trevor walks to his corner and tags in Tracy who stomps on Hell before lifting him up. Tracy nails Hell with a side slam then gets up and tags in HUP. HUP flips over the ropes and nails Hell with a leg drop.

David Saturn ::: If I didn’t know any better I would say HUP was in the gathering too. Look at that team work!

Neal Steal ::: Hell really needs to get Ned or Rattlesnake in this one.

Al Walters ::: As if that would help any. Tracy has these guys running like a well oiled machine, it‘s only a matter of time before they win it.

Hell is in a bear hug as the ref asks if he wants to quit. Hell shakes his head no and then slaps the ears of HUP. HUP lets Hell go and Hell shuffles over to his corner and tags in Rattlesnake. The crowd pops as rattlesnake steps in the ring and flips HUP off. Rattlesnake then nails HUP with a spine buster. Trevor Stone runs into the ring and he gets a stunner from Rattlesnake. Tracy sends Robert in and he too gets a stunner for his trouble. As Rattlesnake flips off the downed Robert Carr, Tracy gets in the ring and nails Rattlesnake with a double ax handle. The ref tries to restore order as Ned gets in the ring and attacks Tracy. Hell tries to get in the ring but Dustin gives him a neck breaker off the apron.

David Saturn ::: It’s chaos in the ring…and now Dustin has attacked Hell.

Neal Steal ::: Hell should have watched his own back instead of Rattlesnake’s.

Al Walters ::: This is great, Tracy is going to get a win and Hell is getting his ass beat.

Back in the ring Robert Carr has Rattlesnake in a armbar. Rattlesnake is trying to fight his way out but Rob keeps the pressure on. Finally Rattlesnake is able to get free and he goes over to his corner and tags in Dustin. Dustin nails Carr with a knee to the gut then lifts him up and lands a power bomb. Dustin places a foot on Robert and looks over at Tracy. Tracy throws up his hands in disgust as he hops off the apron and tells Trevor to follow him. The ref counts as HUP runs in to make the save. Ned cuts HUP off and the ref counts…

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B.J. Cox ::: Your Winners...the team of Dustin Weaver, Hell, Rattlesnake, and Naughty Ned!!!

David Saturn ::: Amazing! This one was all over the place, yet Dustin Weaver managed to pick up the win.

Neal Steal ::: What about Tracy and Trevor just leaving Rob Carr to get pinned guys?

Al Walters ::: Tracy just got rid of the weak link in the Gathering if you ask me. Good for you Tracy.

David Saturn ::: Fans we have to take one last break then when we return it is Main Event time!

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David Saturn ::: We are back and it looks like Scott Carr is already in the ring.

Neal Steal ::: I wonder what kind of condition Christian Gold is in?

Al Walters ::: Judging by the attack he suffered earlier I wouldn‘t be surprised to see Gold forfeit this match.

Scott Carr waits in the ring when suddenly over the PA System music starts to play. "Let It Rock" by Kevin Rudolph erupts all over as the fans and Scott Carr are confused by this unfamiliar tune.

David Saturn ::: That isn‘t the music for Christian Gold!

Neal Steal ::: No it isn’t Dave, whose music is this exactly?

Al Walters ::: You don‘t think? Is this the person who was in that limo?

The camera pans at the entrance ramp and nothing happens. The music continues to play then after several moments a figure finally walks through the curtain.

David Saturn ::: No way! It can’t be…that can’t be Ryan Andrews!

Neal Steal ::: Oh it is Dave…it definitely is!

Al Walters ::: Well, we know who it was in the limo but the next question is why is he here?

Fusion Championship Wrestling Head Booker Ryan Andrews walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face. He wears his normal flashy white suit with matching white shoes. He has silver sunglasses covering his eyes and he walks with a cocky demeanor. The fans don't know how to take this. The reactions are mixed. Ryan Andrews walks into the ring and holds up a microphone and begins to speak. Scott Carr looks on in utter disbelief.

Ryan Andrews ::: Guess whoooooo?

He begins to laugh, a laugh that those who know him know is all evil.

Ryan Andrews ::: I bet all you pea brains are wondering what I am doing out here aren't you?...

Well, here is the thing. You all know this place and Fusion Championship Wrestling have been clashing for several weeks now. But, for those of you who don't know, when FCW has competition…we take them out!

That's right, we have bought out PWR right from under Silvio and Josh Mercer!

The fans begin to boo. The news sending them into a frenzied outrage of PWR chants.

PWR! PWR! PWR!

Ryan Andrews ::: You can chant it all you want, the fact is IT'S DEAD AND GONE NOW! And as of this moment, all the guys in the back, management, the announcers, the ring crew you three idiots and even the big goof in the ring with me here. Speaking of which…security take his ass away!

Security jumps in the ring and drag out Scott Carr as Ryan looks on laughing.

David Saturn ::: Fired? This is bullshit! Promises were made by Nicholas Scratch!

Neal Steal ::: Looks like it‘s back to working as Silvio‘s manservant for me…

Al Walters ::: Screw you Ryan…I’m calling my lawyer, you can’t fire me!

Ryan Andrews ::: You are all FIRED! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU..FIRED...GONE...PWR R.I.P! GONE...F-I-R-

Suddenly Si Senor by Control Machete plays up on the speakers. A older Mexican looking man walks out smiling and shaking his head. Ryan Andrews eyes light up and he is SHOCKED.

Ryan Andrews ::: What the hell are you doing here!!?

It becomes more and more apparent this man...this voice of reason that has come out...is none other then...Lord Jaguar, no mask, no gimmick all man.

Lord Jaguar ::: Ryan, that's ENOUGH! I have seen what you've done in FCW and I will NOT stand by and watch you put PWR down into the ground. I will not watch and see you throw your weight around screwing one guy after the next! NO! Not on MY WATCH!

David Saturn ::: Hold on guys, that is Lord Jaguar out there. He must have been the silent partner Nicholas Scratch was talking about. We might not be out of a job just yet…

The crowd goes nuts and begin chanting.

JAG! JAG! JAG! JAG! JAG! JAG! JAG!

Ryan Andrews ::: Real cute there Jaguar, but check your contract douchebag...FCW NOW OWNS PWR. IT'S MY SAY...MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY...You take it! Now I suggest you tuck that tail between your legs, stop sticking out your chest and do as I say. Because remember, I AM the boss.

Lord Jaguar ::: Oh yeah? The boss?

Ryan Andrews ::: That's right THE BOSS!

Lord Jaguar ::: Andrews, you want to talk...you want to discuss the A's and the B's of the situation. Fine, we will do so, I will come to your office and we will discuss things...like gentleman.

Ryan Andrews ::: It won't be a discussion, it will be ME telling YOU how things will be.

The camera pans back to Jaguar who has a big grin on his face.

Lord Jaguar ::: We’ll see....we’ll see.

With that Si Senor begins to play once again through the PA System.

David Saturn ::: Wow ladies and gentleman, what do we say here. Apparently we..uh..I guess we have been bought over?

Neal Steal ::: We were just fired you moron! GOD DAMN!

Al Walters ::: What a shocking turn of events tonight folks, I am in complete awe, Ryan Andrews has released the entire roster, the management and the staff. This..I..I don't know what else to say. We…we are out of time ladies and gentleman.

David Saturn ::: On behalf of Neal Steal and Al Walters, I am David Saturn and I would say to tune in next week but, this appears to be the end folks.

With that the final PWR Crash comes to a screeching halt.

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