Hot listed.

[naughtyned]

The scene opens and we see the inside of Naughty Ned's dressing room. There are sexy outfits and clothing hanging on hangers and sexy pictures of Ned tacked on the walls. There is one picture of Robert Carr with a heart around it and another of Dustin Weaver and Elizabeth with a bid red x marked through her. Inside the room a camera man and Interviewer are ready to tape the segment.


Interviewer
Are you ready Ned?


Ned is trying on different clothing and seems pre occupied as he ignores the question and asks another.


Naughty Ned
What do you think of this top with these shoes sweetie?


The Interviewer looks stunned.


Interviewer
There nice Ned. Look we go live here in about thirty seconds. Are you ready.


Ned still ignores the question but comments with a smart remark.


Naughty Ned
Honey this hot bitch was born ready. The question is are you ready Steve Dave for the time of your life with the hottest girl in Pwr? (Ned Giggles).


The Interviewer sighs.


Interviewer
Ned we are live.


Ned giggles some more.


Naughty Ned
OH baby i am alive to and red hot and ready to go.


Interviewer
We are here tonight live with the self proclaimed First real lady of Pwr Naughty Ned. Ned you are heading to Valentines Day Massacre and will be facing Steve Dave. What are your thoughts on this match and do you have a game plan.


Ned smiles gaily.


Naughty Ned
Baby this girl always has a game plan and my thoughts for this one are buried deep inside......my panties right about now. OH that Steve Dave is such a hunk. I just hate the thought of laying a finger on him, BUT a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Besides after the match i can always kiss his bruises better. You darling help him lick his WOUNDS. (Ned smiles hugely).


Interviewer
Well i talked to Steve Dave earlier today and he said that he was planing on beating you badly. Have you any comments about that.


Ned smiles.


Naughty Ned
OH that sweet boy can beat me left and right. He can beat me inside and out. MOSTLY HE CAN BEAT ME UP AND DOWN BECAUSE I CAN SEE HE ALREADY KNOWS THIS GIRL LOVES A GOOD BEATING.(Ned winks at the camera).


Interviewer
Aren't you concerned at all about Steve Dave? I mean your here making jokes and your not even taking his treats seriously.


Ned smiles.


Naughty Ned
Listen Hun its like this. I am going to face Steve Dave face to face and when the match is over i will be on top like i always am. This special girl always gets her man and Steve Dave your next on my hot list! Now listen Hun i have so much to do and i don't want to be a bitch but you have to let me get things done so why don't you and hot stuff (Referring to the camera man) run along now. OH and if you see that darling Steve tell him i send my love and that there is no hard feelings. Well maybe a few hard ones. (Ned giggles).


Slowly the crew begins to leave the room as the scene fades away to Grey.

[naughtyned]

As the scene opens some hours later just before the pay per view is about to begin we see Naughty Ned signing autograph and posing for pictures with some loyal fans. One fan asks Ned a question.


FAN
Ned how do you do it week after week.


Ned glances over.


Naughty Ned
How do i do what Hun?


Fan
How do you manage to come out here week after week and gets called the names you do by some of the fans and take the beatings that the wrestlers try to put onto you because of the life style you choose to live? I mean that has to be hard and wear on you.


In a totally gay voice.


Naughty Ned
OH DARLING YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE BUT TO BE HONEST I AM A HARD WORKER AND I TRY MY BEST NOT TO LET THOSE THINGS GET TO ME! I HAVE TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND POSITIVE ATTITUDE! TO BE HONEST THERE ARE ACTUALLY TIMES I'M NOT SURE HOW I DO IT MYSELF BUT I ALWAYS DO!


Fan
Well Ned your doing a sweet job just keep it up!


Ned smiles gracefully.


Naughty Ned
Thank you for the support darling.


The fan smiles. Then asks another question.


Fan
Ned is the rumors that i heard about Steve Dave true? Does he really hate you?


Ned smirks and pauses briefly.


Naughty Ned
Hun does this face look like a face that could be hated?


Then Ned answers his own question.


Naughty Ned
Of course it doesn't. Steve Dave is on my hot list and even if he won't admit it he openly likes me so that is why i am going to be very very gentle with him. Besides Steve Dave is a very special guy as you all know and off course i am a very special girl too so what better guy to call your own when you have two special people like us! see darling we were meant to be together Steve Dave and i!


Fan
Well thanks for the pictures Ned and the autographs. I hope this relationship works out for you. Good luck at Valentines Day Massacre to.


Ned smirks widely.


Naughty Ned
Trust me darling it will. This will be a valentines Day Steve day will never forget. My love will be the massacre darling. A love he will not be able to refuse!


As Ned smiles the scene fades.

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As the hour approaches for Valentines Day Massacre Naughty Ned is in his dressing room applying a last touch of make up and lipstick. He purses his lips and makes a smacking noise. Ned looks in the mirror and smiles as he looks satisfied. Ned lifts up a bra and holds it to his top. He looks dis satisfied and says "no" out loud. then Ned smiles and speaks aloud.


Naughty Ned
OH to hell with it i will go commando. (Getting excited and speaking louder) WHO KNOW MAYBE WITH A BIT OF LUCK HE WILL TEAR MY CLOTHES OFF AND LIKE WHAT HE SEES.


Ned giggles out loud and continues to speak to himself.


Naughty Ned
Now lets see....should i wear wrestling gear or maybe.....


Ned picks up some leather thongs and a leather bra.


Naughty Ned
Maybe i will wear lingerie.


Ned holds up the leather and stares in the mirror. Then nods in approval. Ned lets out a loud moan and pinches his triple forty four d's hard on the nipples and smiles.


Naughty Ned
One things for sure. If i have trouble to beat him in the ring i will beat him down to the mat with love. Lets see Steve Dave break out of that wrestling submission spell i am about to lock on him.


Ned gets up and prances around the room like a high school girl in love as he sings and hums to himself smiling like a cat that swallowed a canary! Slowly the scene begins to change.