Post by Silvio Megala on Oct 3, 2009 14:21:12 GMT -5
LIVE FROM NASSAU COLISEUM, UNIONDALE, LONG ISLAND
CAPACITY 16,234
ATTENDANCE 6,103
Al Walters-"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the premier episode of PWR Crash Tv! We are live across the United States and all over the free world! I am your host here tonight Mr Al Walters and joining me here tonight is a gentleman I'm sure you all know very well Mr Neal Steal!"
Already we can hear unflattering chants directed at Steal from the PWR crowd.
Neal Steal-"So those poor folks in North Korea aren't going to get to see us then? What a shame ha ha ha! That's what they deserve for rejecting all these proposals to put a stop to their nuclear proposals! No PWR for you North Korea ha ha ha!"
"In a moment we will be heading to the ring and our announcer Mr Jon McGraw! First however let's hear some comments from none other than The Ace!"
"Hey it's the slave ha ha ha!"
The scene slowly goes to the backstage area of the PWR arena and we immediately see a man who’s dressed in what looks like his wrestling gear. He’s wearing a black and white vest that says “The Ace” on one side and the other side has a picture of an Ace card with his face in the middle of it. On the back of the vest there’s a quote saying, “If you mess with The Ace, your going to get your ass kicked!”. He’s also wearing a pair of white wrestling tights and a pair of black wrestling boots. His long blonde hair is hanging down with some of it covering a bit of his face. The Ace is looking straight at the camera with a smirk, as he begins to speak.
The Ace: “For those of you who don’t know me may know me as, The Ace from the old company called, the NIWF. In the NIWF I was a former Unified World Tag Team Champion, Provincial Champion, Tornado F’Ing Champion, and Storm United States Champion, a belt in which I never lost. I dominated that company hands down and decimated everybody who I stepped into the ring with. Your all probably wondering why I’m standing here right now, doing a promo in the new wrestling company, PWR. I know most of you haven’t seen me wrestle in the NIWF since April 2008. After I healed from all of my injuries, I’ve thought about returning to the NIWF a few times but decided against it because I had done it all. Then I saw the NIWF close down due to that piece of shit CEO, Jay C. That’s where I found this company, PWR. I was offered a contract to wrestle here and wrestle some of the best wrestlers in the World today. Guys who were even in the NIWF in the past, like Eddie Stitchard, Hell, and Slick Doctor.”
“Now that you guys know WHY I’m in PWR, now I’m going to tell you WHAT I’m going to do here in PWR. You see it’s simple because I’m going to do exactly what I say I’m going to do, just like I did in the NIWF and all of the other companies I was in and I know I’m going to say this over, over, and over again because well it’s true. I’m not trying to sound TOO cocky but obviously I’m going to dominate but except this time I won’t except defeat from anybody. Not even that stupid bitch Silvio Megala.”
The Ace looks pretty pissed off at having to say the man who he’s hated ever since ‘defeating’ him on two occasions, who he thinks only won because of his manager, Neal Steal. He looks down at the ground and quickly looks back up at the camera once again.
The Ace: “Now if I’m hearing correctly, there’s this so called League Tournament to decide the first ever PWR World Champion. I’m not even sure when my first tournament match is but all I’ve got to say to my opponent, is to make sure that your ready because when you fuck with The Ace… your only going to get your ass kicked!”
The Ace then punches the PWR camera, breaking it’s lens’ and The Ace looks at his bloody hand with a smirk and then begins to sadistically laugh. The Ace then suddenly walks off, ending his ’return’ promo with a BANG!
"Who does he think he is! Mr Megala beat him fair and square both times! I can assure you Mr Megala won't appreciate that comment! He's still finishing the final touches to his contract but it's a formality! Ace should have learnt what happens when you mess with Mr Megala!"
"Well let's head to the ring..."
PWR CHAMPIONSHIP LEAGUE
EDDIE STITCHARD VS HELL
Ding, ding, ding.
Jon McGraw-"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a PWR Championship League bout! Your official for this contest if PWR head referee Hunter Sims!"
This announcement is greeted with customary boos.
"Introducing first from Hell's Kitchen, Nova Scotia...he weighs in tonight at 389 pounds and stands 7 feet tall...ladies and gentlemen introducing a colossus of a man...he is the new blood...HELL!!!"
Hell is met with cheers though considering the enthusiasm of this crowd they would probably even in the mood to cheer Neal Steal tonight!
"...and his opponent hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin...he stands at 6 feet, 2 inches and weighs in tonight at 234 pounds...he is a man of purity...he is the modern day messiah...Eddie STITCHARD!!!"
"Eddie Stitchard is looking up at a man who is about as intimidating as anybody who has ever stepped into the squared circle."
"He's probably wondering what in the HELL did I get myself into. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
As Eddie enters the ring he raises his hand as if he’s holding the PWR World Title. Eddie then approaches Hell in the centre of the ring. Hell has a major size advantage over Stitchard being at least 8 inches taller and weighing in excess of 100 pounds more. Stitchard stares upwards at Hell then rather arrogantly smirks and pokes the colossal Hell in the chest. Hell responds with a right hand and follows up with several more blows. Hell whips Stitchard off the ropes. Dropkick by Stitchard which has absolutely no effect. Stitchard charges forward but Hell delivers a suplex sending Stitchard crashing into the mat.
"For a man of that size Hell is a superb technician."
"He won't be coming off the top rope a lot though. I'm sure that top buckle wouldn't be able to hold him."
"Eddie Stitchard came to climb to the very top of the PWR ladder and you can't get much bigger or taller than this gentleman Hell. I can't believe that for a man who was just in a motorcycle accident that he is capable of competing with no signs of discomfort whatsoever."
As Eddie tries to get to his feet Hell quickly takes him down and delivers a flurry of aggressive punches. Stitchard rolls to the outside trying to regroup but Hell follows and rams his head into the announce table. Hell punches Stitchard but Eddie responds with a couple of punches. Stitchard returns to the ring as Hell follows perhaps with too much haste rather than caution. Hell charges but the faster Stitchard quickly delivers a low dropkick to Hell’s knees. Hell is taken off his feet and as he tries to get up Stitchard hits him with several swift punches. As Hell tries to scramble to his feet Stitchard then nails him with a stiff kick to the ribs.
"Welcome to PWR! My goodness I don't care how big you are that has to knock the wind right out of ya!"
"If that didn't this will!"
Stitchard with another shot to the ribs and as Hell gets up Stitchard rams Hell’s head into the turnbuckle. Stitchard with follow up punches but the ref breaks it up. Stitchard distracted for a moment by the ref’s interjection is pummelled by Hell in the corner. Hell whips Stitchard to the opposite turnbuckle. As Hell charges Stitchard meets him with a dropkick staggering Hell briefly. Stitchard charges forward but Hell responds by delivering another brutal suplex to Stitchard! Stitchard’s head bounces off the mat but he has time to recover as Hell seems to be experiencing some discomfort in the knee Stitchard targeted earlier.
"What the hell is Hell doing! He should have gone straight for the cover!"
"At the very least he should have ensured Stitchard stayed grounded. He had the man down and could have finished him right there Neal Steal."
Stitchard slowly gets to his feet and charges at Hell again but while Eddie may have the speed advantage Hell isn’t slow for a man of his size. Stitchard runs straight into a hiptoss which Hell delivered with remarkable strength. Stitchard back to his feet but Hell decks him with a clothesline. To his credit Stitchard gets straight up. Hell goes for a second clothesline but Stitchard ducks and kicks Hell in the ribs again. Stitchard then foolishly tries to suplex Hell but ends up being nailed with a Hell Plex! 1, 2 and Stitchard just about gets his shoulder up. Considering he had his arms pinned to the mat by Hell’s bridge like pin that took some doing.
"I really can not believe that Eddie Stitchard had the strength to do what he just did! Then we know this man is a competitor and he will give every last gasp of energy he has in his reserves."
"Well he might be able to kick out like that once but he won't be able to do it again. Not against Hell!"
Hell to his feet and whips Stitchard into the corner. Stitchard with a flying clothesline which staggers Hell and follows it up with a bulldog! Stitchard goes for a elbow drop but misses! Hell then applies the Claw to Stitchard!
"Oh my he's just applied the CLAW! Stitchard is flailing helplessly...oh he just about wrapped his foot round the bottom rope!"
"He knows his way around the ring but if not for that bottom rope Hell would be declared the winner right now."
Hell goes back to apply the claw again but Stitchard fights off with a series of elbows to the head. Hell reels falling backwards with his arms draped across the ropes. Eddie seizes his opportunity and leaps off the ropes hitting Hell with another bulldog! Instead of going for the pin Eddie holds on and applies the anaconda vice!
"He's got nowhere to go! Hell is helpless!"
Hell tries desperately but he's absolutely locked into the hold. Hell eyes the referee in desperation but there's nothing that can be done to save him! He only has one choice to tap or be choked out...and he taps!
"My goodness Eddie Stitchard has just made this giant of a man submit!"
"This is a HELL of a win for Eddie Stitchard!"
"Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this bout at 7:02...Eddie STITCHARD!"
Eddie celebrates his win as officials tend to Hell.
"We will be right back ladies and gentlemen with an exclusive interview from another top calibre PWR signing!"
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“You know my name” by Chris Cornell plays throughout the sound system
"Ladies and Gentleman please welcome PWR’s newest superstar from the United Kingdom Josh Mercer!"
Mercer makes his way to the ring dressed in a suit he enters the ring and stands in the centre as pyro explodes out of the ring posts. Mercer looks at out at the crowd as he picks the microphone up he sees Neal Steal at the broadcast table and he stares at him for a second and then looks back out to the crowd.
"First time for everything. I've never seen Josh Mercer wearing a suit before. Why is he giving me the evil eye Walters?"
Mercer: Ladies and gentleman I would personally like to welcome you to the debut show of PWR Crash TV.
"I’m not going to go on proclaiming how I am the only NHW grand slam champion because I don’t need to, I have achieved everything I have wanted apart from one thing and no that isn’t the PWR title , it is exacting my revenge on that little bastard Neal Steal, yes you Neal don’t go getting rude with me because we know what happened last time."
The scene focuses on Steal who doesn’t look too pleased at being called a bastard. Though it’s probably the general consensus of most people that he is indeed one.
”He should watch his language Walters. The network won’t appreciate vulgarity like that on our pilot episode."
"Anyway as I was saying I am going to make steal’s tenure here a nightmare for him. Back in the days of the NIWF I was a member of the New Corporate Army along with Anthony Bloodbath and Silvio. Back then I was also a complete shambles of a man, I was a pirate and I didn’t know what I was doing with my life, I started to drink and things got out of hand................."
"Which was entirely his own fault. He wasted a once in a lifetime opportunity to be associated with Mr Megala."
"I crashed and wrote off Silvio’s one of a kind Ferrari so not good but it wasn’t my fault. I did some digging around and found out the cause of the crash, the brakes had been tampered with and after further investigation I found it was Neal Steal who cut them brakes I knew you wanted to get me thrown out of the NCA but did you really have to go as far as to try and kill me. I’m afraid I cannot let you just get away with that and to prove i’m not bluffing watch this..."
"That’s slander! I would never have done such a thing to Mr Megala’s property!"
Mercer pulls out his mobile phone and dials a number
"Hello....... yes its the blue Shelby Mustang licence plate N 5T3AL."
"That's my mustang! You leave my car alone!"
Mercer hangs up the phone and a camera is shown on the big screen and its a shot of Steal’s car and a hooded figure is shown running away from the car. Suddenly the car explodes! The camera cuts and we go back to Mercer.
Mercer walks up to Neal and pats him on the shoulder
"Its ok your insurance will cover that heap of junk. Have a good evening Neal!"
Mercer pauses and looks back at a stunned Steal...
"Oh by the way Neal considering the fact everyone hates your guts I probably would have used a different license plate if I were you! Stupid bastard!"
Steal curses at Mercer furiously as the show ends.